United Lolies of Japan
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The United Lolies of Japan (ULJ) is a political party in Japan.
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Mission 任務 (ninmu)
The United Lolies of Japan 日本ロリ党 (nihon rori tō) is a sociable political party with a dedicated mission: to offer a friendly community for those with an interest in Japanese popular culture; to provide a platform for our members to pursue their political aspirations; to promote a focused, constructive atmosphere in debates; to further party interests while respecting the Righteous Nation Philosophy; to embrace and exhibit the loli spirit.
We believe the people of Japan must always come first. Priority is then given to national sovereignty and, if circumstances permit, a semblance of neutrality. Join us to help make eJapan a better, more enjoyable place to play.
History 歴史 (rekishi)
To find out about the origins of The United Lolies of Japan we must go back to the early days of this country, when the first President of Japan, "Wej" established the political party. It was the largest political party in Japan for some time, until it became defunct in October 2008 and was renamed the National Alliance Party.
The political party we know today was created by the party president of the then National Party of Japan, "thefallenmage" (TFM) who subsequently changed its name to The United Lolies of Japan in April 2009 but then left when the party was still one of the top five in the country. From that point onward, the party floundered without solid leadership while still maintaining its position as one of the top five political parties in Japan. At the time, there were concerns that the party could be used as a stage for a political takeover.
In May of 2009 citizen "Sumimura Kazuki" was chosen as the new party president and put in new effort to build up the party. Unfortunately, halfway through his term he resigned and was banned shortly after - supposedly for using multiple accounts. Citizen "Yuuko" took the reigns in June 2009 and met with a disappointing start as the party lost its position as one of the top five. However, in the two terms that followed, the party was able to raise its membership and regained its spot as a one of the top five parties in Japan, with effective communication and the help of an active membership.
Citizen "EmberFirespiral" succeeded Yuuko in September 2009, and introduced new advertisements which helped the party retain it's position in the top five. Some of the first parties held by The United Lolies of Japan were created during her term as party president, along with the help of citizen "Nozomi" who went on a brief hiatus afterwards. It was also during this time that the party established its own chat room with the help of citizen "Sophia Forrester", and made improvements to the outdated party wiki with the help of citizen "Kenji Fujimoto".
In late 2009 the demographics of Japan changed abruptly and saw the influx of new citizens, some of whom decried the use of images showing images of young girls drawn in a style that was common in Japanese popular culture. As a result the party toned down its use of such images and the criticism slowly died off. In December 2009 citizen "Yuuko" was re-elected as party president, and efforts were made to push for a new image for The United Lolies of Japan. Many ideas were discussed, including boosting party presence on the national media, clarifying what party represented, determining the reason for its existence, and the design of a new logo, which was unveiled on the day before Christmas Eve 2009 by citizen "Tanaka Fujimori".
2010 saw a slight rise in member activity and a brighter future. In early February, the party sponsored a Haiku Contest - endorsed by the Ministry of Culture and Events - that received over forty different entries from citizens around the world. In addition, Congress elections in February saw sharp rise in voter turnout and the entry of five party members into Congress. The United Lolies of Japan continues to create an atmosphere where players can enjoy themselves in a friendly environment while also taking advantage of the political experience offered by the game. This history will be updated periodically as time passes.
Industry 産業 (sangyō)
- agree to principles of sound fiscal management, competitive markets, and minimum wage
- discourage tax evasion or profiteering through unscrupulous schemes or methods
- protect and prioritize domestic companies and identify companies that are primarily foreign interests
- acknowledge that in times of emergency, the Finance Minister may act arbitrarily but will be held accountable
- promote a comfortable understanding of our economy with the help of the Finance Minister and the Economic Board
- encourage members to ask questions and give feedback about the economy
Foreign Relations 外交 (gaikō)
- improve ties with neighboring countries
- maintain neutral relations with hostile nations
- discourage direct affiliation with super alliances
- boost representation to strengthen our nation's political influence
- request diplomats to conduct themselves professionally
- conduct negotiations based on mutual respect and co-operation
- issues of a sensitive or controversial nature shall be discussed and voted upon within the party
Military 軍事 (gunji)
- Japanese Imperial Forces must not initiate, assist, or promote aggression
- we must assist sovereign nations that are victims of imperialist ambitions
- deployments should be well-informed and approved by proper authority
- support the controlled expansion and targeted strengthening of the military
- demand continuous training opportunities
- secure a source or iron by means that do not contravene the Righteous Nation Philosophy
Domestic Issues 国内 (kokunai)
- encourage healthy competition and debate
- support citizens who are active in-game and on the forums
- support initiatives to boost citizen activity
- value the opinion of each citizen and give merit where it is due
- acknowledge every citizen's right to their own personal beliefs, hobbies, preferences, and tastes
- promote a strong, united community
Politics 政治 (seiji)
- we are against targeting of political parties and using bribery for recruitment
- we are against false pretense given by individuals and/or political groups both in the media and on the forums
- public slander, abuse, and questionable behavior by individual members do not reflect the party and will be investigated on a case-by-case basis
- we are against the use of open ridicule and insults to belittle others and/or satisfy an inferiority complex in public discussions
- support active members of congress
Side Projects 他のプロジェクト。(hoka no purojekuto)
- development of a party-wide company network
- hold casual events such as Pajama & Pool parties in chat
- establish paramilitary known as the Pedokuma Hunter Squad
- request economic review from each Minister of Finance at the start of their term
- lobby for advertisement transparency
The Loli Spirit ロリの精神 (rori no seishin)
The United Lolies of Japan are:
- A Community
- United
- About Having Fun (we can be serious, too)
- Friendly
- Respectful
- Open Minded
- Steadfast
- Formidable
- Devoted to eJapan
The United Lolies of Japan as a party are advocates of:
- Friendship through Culture
- Community Building
- Active Citizenship
- Tasteful Humor
- The Japanese Language
- Positive Attitude
- Honesty & Hard work
- The Loli Shimbun, the Party newspaper
- The Pedokuma Hunter Squad
- Cute things
- Big goals with small steps
The primary goals of the United Lolies of Japan are:
- To encourage the active citizens
- To organize small events or games
- To stand up for the interest of lolies everywhere
- To hunt Pedokuma
- To support our nation's moral excellence
- To keep a clean chat room
- To promote the Loli spirit
PTO: day 970
In July 2010, the ULJ was PTO'd by recent immigrant Alfred Ball against party-backed Candidate Akira Kaburagi. The party was renamed into SEES Nippon, a far-right wing party associated with Dioism and the eAmerican political party SEES. Following this incident, several ULJ members temporarily moved to the SOS Brigade.
In September 2010, Inno_chan won the party leadership position, and renamed the party back to the United Lolies of Japan.
