New Faustian Man
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New Faustian Man began his career with a small outfit in the Irish league, the Tuatha. Making his debut on a wintry day in January 2010 to no great acclaim, his early days were marked by poor levels of commitment, with a few flashes of the brilliance we later came to associate with him. Analysts have speculated the poor quality of the side New Faustian Man played in was possibly the greatest obstacle in his early days, citing the leap in fortunes his career took when turning out for some of the better teams.
At the end of his first season with the Tuatha, he decided it was time to move on. The Irish league at this time was a stale affair, with a couple of the bigger teams mopping up much of the silverware. Faustian set his sites on a semi-professional career in the 
States, hoping to supplement his earnings from the game with a coaching role. But things were to take a different turn.
Military
The American Eagle Division were the first side to offer him a contract. He enjoyed nominal success at the AED, their coach at the time, Pizza the Hut, was heavy on the man-management side of the game but, as some claim, his tactical nous left a lot to be desired. After a season with AED came Faustian's first big break: a contract with SEAL Team 6.
SEAL Team 6 at the time possessed a star-studded line-up, and Faustian had doubts whether he could ever break into the first team! In hindsight he probably never really did, despite a few flashes of genius, his time in SEAL Team 6 wasn't to test his flair, but his grit and determination and -- ultimately, question whether he could put in solid performances week in week out. To the latter, the answer was a resounding yes! His first spell at ST6 allowed him to witness first-hand how some of the greats of the game operated, and this level of professionalism embedded itself in him and was ultimately to have a huge impact on how he approached the game from then on.
Although his days at ST6 were a happy affair, an opportunity came up to player-manage a small side, the Asha'man. This was a unique opportunity for Faustian and, although he had his regrets about leaving ST6, the opportunity was too good to pass up.
New Faustian Man continued to switch through military units, becoming a member of B E R Z E R K E R G A N G, Dark Side Wolves, Furious Meerkats and ultimately the last military unit in which New Faustian Man served was Canadian Airborne Regiment.
Politics
New Faustian Man was elected as:
- 1x President of Israel (August 2014)
- 10x Congress member. Known terms:
- At least 1x elected in Congress of the USA (August 2012)
- At least 4x elected in Congress of Canada (April, May, June and 2016)
New Faustian Man also served as:
- Press Relations for the Orion alliance (April 2016)
- Secretary of Foreign Affairs of the Orion alliance (June 2016)
Party membership
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Economic Free Thinkers Party (2011) -
- AFA - -
Parti Imperialiste (2012) - United Independents Party (2012); served as party president in August 2012
- Federalist Party (2012); elected as a Congress member in August 2012
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Imperial Party of Canada (2016-2019); elected as a Congress member on 4 occasions in 2016 and served as party president from May 17, 2016 to August 16, 2016
Media
BuildingDwellingThinking, formerly known as Faustian Times, is a newspaper run by New Faustian Man.
