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− | 1. All disciples must accept and worship [[Monsieur Guillontine|His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods]], as the Father of | + | 1. All disciples must accept and worship [[Monsieur Guillontine|His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods]], as the Father of the World. |
− | 2. All disciples must pray to [[Monsieur Guillontine|His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods]], three times a day. The first time, to thank Him for the creation of mankind; the second time, to thank Him for compassion and protection; and the third time, to thank Him for baking of baguettes. | + | 2. All disciples must pray to [[Monsieur Guillontine|His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods]], three times a day. The first time, to thank Him for the creation of mankind; the second time, to thank Him for compassion and protection; and the third time, to thank Him for the baking of baguettes. |
3. All disciples must make a pilgrimage to the holy city of Geneva once a year, where disciples must kiss the feet of [[Monsieur Guillontine|His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods]], three times. | 3. All disciples must make a pilgrimage to the holy city of Geneva once a year, where disciples must kiss the feet of [[Monsieur Guillontine|His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods]], three times. |
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The Guillotinist Guild is the largest religious party in 20px Switzerland. The Guild is the shrine of His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, and is the sanctuary for all disciples of Guillotinism. Those who wish to embrace His Holiness' holy presence are here, offered holy baguettes. Praise His Holiness for all that he has done! Hail Baguettes!
During the month of January 2012, His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, began preparations for his candidacy for President of Switzerland. Soon, His Holiness found out that he was running against only one opponent: Nemkec, Party President of the Swiss Freedom Party. About a week before the elections, the Swiss Reform Coalition unanimously supported His Holiness' candidature for presidency. A couple days afterwards, the newly formed Helvetia Union under Hot Fever also unanimously supported His Holiness. And so by the end of the election day, as expected, His Holiness pulled through, winning by a landslide. The official results were His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, with 56 votes, and Nemkec with 26 votes, which meant that His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods secured an incredible 68.29% of Switzerland's voters.
After a successful first term as President of Switzerland, Monsieur Guillontine decided to run for re-election in February 2011. This time however, Monsieur Guillontine would have to run against 3 other opponents, who were Dan/naD Wilshire from the Anti-Impterialist Movement, Hot Fever from the Helvetia Union, and His Holiness' most dangerous rival, Julian Anderson from the Swiss Reform Coalition. By the end of the day, His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods barely won by 2 votes. The official results were His Holiness with 31 votes, Julian Anderson coming in second with 29 votes, and Hot Fever and Dan/naD Wilshire both with 8 votes. Thus, His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods barely scraped a victory with 40.79% of Switzerland's voters.
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History
The Guillotinist Guild was formed on January 1st, 2012. Monsieur Guillontine is considered to be the founding Grandmaster.
The Guillotinist Guild grew quickly in Swiss terms, mainly due to the fact that the love of the Swiss people for His Holiness was so great. The guild's religious affiliation to Guillotinism was appealing to many, and with welcoming arms toward the public, the guild was able to convert many to the true faith. Today, the Guillotinist Guild has, and continues to constantly strive to spread the holy words of His Holiness throughout the whole nation, as well as creating awareness throughout the international community.
The Three Golden Rules
1. All disciples must accept and worship His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, as the Father of the World.
2. All disciples must pray to His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, three times a day. The first time, to thank Him for the creation of mankind; the second time, to thank Him for compassion and protection; and the third time, to thank Him for the baking of baguettes.
3. All disciples must make a pilgrimage to the holy city of Geneva once a year, where disciples must kiss the feet of His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods, three times.
File:Icon position politics partymember.gif Political Representation
Country Presidents
Country Presidents | Tenure | Note |
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50px His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods | January 2012 - February 2012 | Won with 68.29% of the voters |
50px His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods | February 2012 - March 2012 | Won with 40.79% of the voters |
50px bowen199 | March 2012 - April 2013 | Won with 64.52% of the voters |
50px His Holiness, Monsieur Baguette, God of Gods | December 2013 - January 2013 | Won with 68.75% of the voters |
Cabinet Members
Since its founding in January 2012, the Guillotinist Guild has been represented in the governmental Cabinet of the Guillotinist State of Switzerland every month.
Monsieur Guillontine Administration (January 2012)
- Bowen199 - Minister of Foreign Affairs
- Vroteier9 - Vice Minister of Interior Affairs
- Jacques Cousteau - Minister of Finance
Monsieur Guillontine Administration (February 2012)
Bowen199 Administration (March 2012)
- Monsieur Guillontine - Vice President
- Jacques Cousteau - Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs
Dan/naD Wilshire Administration (April 2012)
- Monsieur Guillontine - Minister of Foreign Affairs
- Gucio16 - Vice Minister of Defence
- Trogdorthetroll100 - Minister of Information
- JHunter - Minister of Education
Members of Congress
The Guillotinist Guild has been represented in the Swiss Congress since the first Congressional election after founding.
February 2012 Election
The February 2012 Congressional election was the first election the Guillotinist Guild participated in. Five of five official candidates were elected into Congress. With five official Congress members, the Guillotinist Guild held 25% of the Swiss Congress and achieved an official 100% success rate.
Congress Members | Region | Votes | Rank |
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JHUNTER | Graubunden | 4 | Fifth |
jkli5 | Graubunden | 3 | Ninth |
Jacques Cousteau | Graubunden | 3 | Wildcard |
Vroteier9 | Romandie | 3 | Fifth |
DeViLu | Romandie | 2 | Eighth |
March 2012 Election
The March 2012 Congressional election was the second election the Guillotinist Guild participated in. Three of three official candidates were elected into Congress. With three official Congress members, the Guillotinist Guild held 25% of the Swiss Congress and achieved, once again, an official 100% success rate.
Congress Members | Region | Votes | Rank |
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Monsieur Guillontine | Romandie | 10 | First |
Gucio16 | Romandie | 4 | Seventh |
Jacques Cousteau | Romandie | 3 | Wildcard |