Jules deMalt
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“ Every loss is a win for a born loser ” | |
(Jules deMalt's profile bio)
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Jules deMalt is a reporter, singer, philosopher, filmmaker and generally a nuisance to everyone. Believed to be the incarnation of Julio de Matos, that theory was shortly debunked with Jules deMalt stating for the record: "Julio likes cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them"[1].
Jules is a staunch ascetic, deriving no pleasure in working, training or fighting, concentrating its efforts on social achievements such as humor and entertainment. He makes his living by article endorsement.
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Birth
Jules deMalt was born on the peak of Gerês mountain in Norte. Parents are unknown. It's commonly believed he was created through artificial means.[citation needed]
Military
Jules deMalt is the second commander of Euphonix's tomb honor guard, Vanguarda Euphonixiana (Euphonixian Vanguard), a perfect place due to his ascetic roots.
Politics
“ Because I want to and if a man wants to, things get done! ” | |
A longtime member of Velhocracia, Jules deMalt ran for president of Partido Monárquico do Povo Português in September 2016. Upon winning he changed the name to P.E.I.D.A., a pro-lulz anarchist party bent on achieving the position of one of the top five parties in Portugal. No clear means of achieving this was ever declared but it currently enjoys a modicum of respect, if not success.
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