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Society Nationality  American National rank 3048 Date of birth May 24, 2009 Residence USA Political party United States Workers Party Faith Dioism Newspaper DailyDerp

Politics President of Canada October 5, 2012 – December 5, 2012 Preceded by Wally Cleaver Vice President of USA January 6, 2016 – February 7, 2016 Served under New Azazel Secretary of State of USA July 3, 2013 – August 6, 2013 Served under Paul Proteus Preceded by Emerick Succeeded by NewAzazel Congress member of USA July 6, 2014 – Served under Dmjohnston Preceded by Wild Owl Party president of New Lunar Republic Party May 31, 2014 – July 30, 2014 Preceded by Tyler Bubblar Succeeded by Molly Emma Minister of Information of Canada July 15, 2013 – Served under Wally Cleaver Congress member of Canada September 5, 2012 – September 18, 2012 July 26, 2012 – August 25, 2012 Congress member of USA September 26, 2012 – October 6, 2012 March 26, 2013 – June 26, 2013 Deputy Secretary of State of USA October 26, 2013 – May 6, 2013 – July 3, 2013 Minister of Foreign Affairs of USA August 6, 2013 – Feb 2015 –

Military Military rank  Legendary Force Aircraft rank  Airman

Biography

Derphoof was born on May 24th, 2009.

Soon after, he would be attentive and learn the ways, but fell into state of inactivity due to other commitments. During 2012, his interest was re-ignited and he became more involved in the New World. Not long after, he would become involved in Canadian media and politics, becoming an active member of the Canadian Progressive Front. After a couple terms as both a congressman and president of Canada, he would move to the USA, where he resides today.

Politics

Minister of Information

During the Wally Cleaver Administration, Derphoof took up the position of Minister of Information, reporting on all kinds of government activities. During this time he reported on a surprising MPP between Canada and Indonesia, as well as a lack of MU Funding distribution. However, in disagreeing with the way policy was being conducted by the administration, he promptly resigned from the post on September 18th, 13 days into the term.

President of Canada

Following his short stint as the Minister of Information, he was elected President of Canada on October 5th, 2012. He ran on a platform mainly based on foreign affairs, as Canada was without an alliance at the time. During the campaign he said that he would explore the possibility of being Pro-CTRL while also promising Canada a war. However, after seeing the true instability of CTRL, he told Canada that they would be keeping the EDEN MPPs and looking at the possibility of EDEN membership. Soon after, to help drain ONE damage from battles in Portugal and Colombia, he would declare war on Spain while also telling Canada that they would be wiped as a consequence. Although Colombia obtained a congress, Portugal and Canada did not, as they were both wiped.

Derphoof, shortly before his second term, would announce his intentions to put Canada on the path to membership in the Circle of Trust. At the same time, Ireland was requesting a TW because they had not had a war in some time. Derphoof obliged to their request and NE'd Ireland to begin the TW. In doing this, they lost many of their MPP's which also set the stage for discussions in Congress about joining CoT. However, in believing that he could not drum up the 66% vote of support needed to join the alliance, he abandoned the plan and began to re-sign the EDEN MPP's. Following the close of the Irish TW, Canada was quite complacent for the rest of the month as nothing of note occurred.

Newspaper

Daily Derp

Derphoof first entered into the media with simple reports on daily events, maintaining an unbiased view. He would run a series of articles as Congressional Updates, to better inform the people of the actions of Congress, as they were rarely publicized. From there, he would use his newspaper to begin promote his party, the Canadian Progressive Front, and write commentary on the political culture of Canada.

After moving to the USA, he began offering up commentary on current events of the American political scene while achieving 450 subscribers to his newspaper. Since the onset of World War VI he has become one of the foremost propagandists in the USA.

Achievements

Medals

Freedom Fighter (x1)

Hard Worker (x13)

Congress Member (x16)

Country President (x2)

Battle Hero (x61)

Resistance Hero (x5)

Super Soldier (x30)

Mercenary (x1)

True Patriot (x15)

Decorations

File:Icon day 2500 3.png Box of Firecrackers - Celebrated Day 2,500 of the New World by purchasing a War Surplus 50 pack.

File:Icon leaderboard fighters 1.png Damage Dealer Ranked 1st in the Damage Leaderboard of USA