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After politics and selling his stake in the eCanadian Business Weekly, TheSocialistChicken began teaching history and political theory at Bruck University, a position he maintains to this day. | After politics and selling his stake in the eCanadian Business Weekly, TheSocialistChicken began teaching history and political theory at Bruck University, a position he maintains to this day. | ||
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==Personal Life== | ==Personal Life== | ||
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Theodore Sociallius Chicken (Born Day 1790), more commonly known as TheSocialistChicken or TSC, is a Canadian Politician, Journalist, Businessman, and Statesman. He is also a doppelganger of 98th President of the United States, Tyler Bubblar.
Early Life
Born to Cassius and Theo (nee Sociallius) Chicken in British Columbia on Day 1790 of the new world, his parents were originally of Newfoundland, but moved to British Columbia to live with his mother's family after the Polish Invasion of Prime Minister Rylde's first Military Dictatorship Party government. He graduated near the bottom of his high school class on Day 1808, and enrolled into the Sutler College of Geopolitical Theory at Bruck University, where he eventually graduated with a dual major in Political Science and Journalism, with extra credits in Romantic Poetry, Chemistry of Alcohol, Economics, and eCanadian History. During the course of his studies, he was a member of the school's Plugson House, was voted President of U of B's Phi Iota Phi Fraternity House, and was a prominent member of Bruck's lewd Improvisation Group, Addy's D'addy's.Career
Early Career
Shortly after graduating from Bruck, TSC moved home from Ontario and was offered a job as a war correspondent covering the Polish occupation in Canada's North at a fledgling economics magazine, the eCanadian Business Weekly, based out of Vancouver. While joined with a unit of the Crimson Canuck's 2nd Regiment just outside Carcross, Yukon, during which time the unit sustained heavy casualties, TSC was seriously injured while serving as a member of the press by a Polish anti-tank mine.
TSC was flown home to Vancouver and spent several weeks, most of December, recuperating. During his absence from eCanadian society, eCanada and the eUK marched farther towards war, while the government of Foxfire was mired in a scandal of missing gold from the eCanadian treasury. TheSocialistChicken's experiences in the war imprinted onto him his principles he would carry with him for the rest of his career, to strive to bring sides together. After several weeks of bedrest, TSC returned to the offices of the eCanadian Business Weekly and immediately pitched his publisher an idea for a weekly economic column, which would eventually form into MarketMatters, one of eCanada's longest-running newspaper columns.
Early Poltical Career and the MDP Governments
Late in the winter of 2012/2013, a few days into the new year, Rylde was elected as the 51st Prime Minister of Canada, and after some drunken insults from Rylde to the eUK, Canada was immediately thrust into a proxy conflict of the Cold War between TWO and the Circle of Trust, the Spanish invasion and long term occupation of eCanada.
TheSocialistChicken joined the Imperial Party shortly after the Spanish Invasion, and on the back of the popularity of his weekly column was elected into Congress in February 2013 in the riding of Nanaimo South-The Islands, and began an agenda of tax reform. However, he made a misstep in congressional protocol and resigned in disgrace on Day 1916. Over the course of the next few months, he worked his way up the ladder of the Imperial Party of Canada, and after surviving a PTO attempt in April, he was elected as Imperial Party President on May 15th. In the early morning hours of May 25th, Serbia launched an attempted Coup D'Etat on the United States, sparking World War VI. The Party President of Clan Wolf, Oinyo, with whom TSC had a good working relationship with, announced his candidacy for Prime Minister late in the month of May, and on the eve of the election, TheSocialistChicken gave Oinyo his support for the June elections. In an upset, Oinyo won in a near-perfect three-way tie.
The Oinyo, Pat Harper, and Klop123 Governments
With an ally at 24 Sussex Drive, TheSocialistChicken joined Oinyo in his effort to start a baby boom to increase engagement in the eCanadian community, which had seen a sharp decrease in population and activity due to the perpetual Spanish wipe. There was a large effort put into the baby boom, but a few weeks into the operation, TheSocialistChicken suffered a minor heart attack. He returned to politics in July and was re-elected to the position of Party President of the Imperial Party. He stood for the Prime Ministerial election of August 2013 as the Imperial Party of Canada candidate and came in third place. After his term ended as Party President, he joined Clan Wolf as a full member, serving as Canada's Deputy Minister of Finance for both the governments of Prime Minister's Klop123 and DMV3. After a month in Clan Wolf he crossed the aisle to rejoin the Imperial Party after the party suffered a PTO in September. Together with the founder of the IPC, Punisher 1389, he helped revamp the party before resigning later in the month after releasing an opinion article condemning the activity of the party elites, and he joined the Canadian Progressive Front soon after.
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The Second Oinyo Government
On November 4th, a day before the Prime Ministerial elections, World War VI ended in a Serbian victory. TSC returned after taking a few months off to spend time with his family, and Oinyo was elected to his second mandate on the promise to end the occupation, becoming Canada's 60th Prime Minister in the proccess. TheSocialistChicken joined the government as a senior advisor to Prime Minister Oinyo and sat in on talks with Spain to reach a peace agreement. Oinyo's second term was seen at the time as boring, but he was able to successfully negotiate peace with Spain. However, due to a change in the warfare module, the diplomatic gains were a moot point, and Oinyo's popularity cratered. Also in the course of negotiations, relations soured with the United States, which would boil over in the following few months with an American Invasion of Canada and Canada's subsequent alliance to Serbia, in what many saw as the official end of the Canadian-American broliance. Oinyo would lose the following election in a landslide that returned his Clan Wolf party to third place. The party would collapse shortly after, and merge with their political allies, the Imperial Party of Canada. Oinyo himself would face legal challenges, and was never heavily involved in Canadian politics again.
Later Career and Retirement
At the end of Oinyo's second and final government, TheSocialistChicken would return to Congress and win another few terms in the riding of Nanaimo-The Islands as a member of the Canadian Progressive Front before going into semi-retirement. He returned from retirement for a brief period around Day 2800 to serve as Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs, but resigned shortly after taking office to be with his family, and he finally officially retired from politics at the age of 1052 Days. Within two weeks, Rylde would launch a coup d'etat and assume dictatorial control of Canada until his death a year later.
After politics and selling his stake in the eCanadian Business Weekly, TheSocialistChicken began teaching history and political theory at Bruck University, a position he maintains to this day.
Personal Life
Faith
TheSocialistChicken was raised an Orthodox Dioist, but as an adult assumed a more reformed Dioist faith while in office, and does not talk publically about his faith. He has cited Dio on a few occasions, but never in a way that could ever be categorized as evangelized.
Family
TSC was a single child growing up, and never married, remaining a lifelong bachelor. His only true love has been described as "an unopened bottle of Glengoolie Blue".
Health Problems
Though TSC has lived a healthy life besides his bottle a day drinking habit, he has faced a fair number of health crises, most notably his minor heart attack on Day 2033. Along with his higher risk of heart disease, he still carries fragments from the polish anti-tank mine that nearly killed him when he was 33 Days old.
Military Service
TheSocialistChicken was a member of Captains of Industry for most of his career before transferring to the Canadian Airborne, and took command of the CAR's 7th Regiment, Auk Rest's Own Light Rifles of Canada.
