|“ Don't listen to him, he is an epic level troll. ”|
(Lord Moe, showing his great admiration.)
|“ Embed was the best thing to happen to this place ”|
(BGBW, making a fairwell speech at Embed's funeral.)
BGBW is one of the oldest citizens of eRepublik and Pakistan. He once served as the fist, last and only mayor of Anhui. He now serves as a congressman for Pakistan. He also discovered eRepublik's hidden 'find ones own forum posts' feature.
|“ So Awesome ”|
BGBW was born in Quetta, Balochistan. He eventually moved to Hefei, Anhui to fulfil his duties in the name of Dio. While this was to ensure Iran would conquer Pakistan, all he really was in control of was his house and a chicken coup as everyone else had moved away.
After the age of V1 began most of Pakistan left. BGBW thought he go for one last hurrah and worked for 30 days and 30 nights to make a feast of bacon and kebabies. This ensured that the future Pakistan would not starve. After this act he intended to join his brothers in the sand. This didn't go to plan and he is still here for reasons even he doesn't know.
One reason was embed and the vain hope it may return Another was that Anhui must not be abandoned so he continued to be congressman of this region and as he was the only resident of Anhui he was guaranteed to win.
On the 14th February 2009, BGBW fun land that was Anhui went 'poof' after the Silly Scoundrels ruined the landscape with pig excrement (bad for the soil) and nuclear weaponry. Although the Scoundrels will not admit to this most despicable act and cowardly blame Pakistan, it is quite clear that the Pakistanis wouldn't harm a sand brother.Punjab instead. In the end he always wins.In the end however he still ended up being elected as congressman, but for
Despite claiming he was going to pack his bags and make his way to the sand, BGBW lingers on keep the word of Dio and the spirit of Pakistan alive. Also the forums are always good for a laugh.
And then he died a ℳoé death.
With a great deal of skill in food manufacture BGBW was keen to help continue providing Pakistan with warm dinners, luckily Kurotsuchi Mayuri, owner of xperimental Bacon Research, offered him a job. BGBW worked there from BETA to V1 until supply problems hit the firm hard. Kurotsuchi Mayuri had already left with Dio into the sand and so Experimental Bacon Research closed.
With so many of his brothers already gone and a lack of Dio approved companies to work for BGBW was unemployed. Needing a bit of cash he worked a few odd jobs to make ends meets. To keep food stock up he decided to jump into the grain growing industry to provide Pakistan with more grain as he had himself experienced what a tragedy a lack of grain could do. With the return of his most Holy Dio a new grain company, , popped up and gave BGBW a job straight away, with a handsome salary to boot thanks to his smashing credentials. When Pakistan did the whole trading land song and dance with its next door neighbours BGBW had to jump from job to job depending on what country he found himself in. With Pakistan back on the map he has found himself working for making so much grain he has grain on the brain.
|“ If it wasn't for BGBW, USA would be Canada.... and that is something every american should be grateful for. ”|
(PHuSiOn9, on BGBW's contribution to American history)
When his home of Anhui (Yes, the whole of Anhui was treated as his house) was under attack, BGBW was one of the first to fight back. Although it was a loss in the end BGBW believes that the best reward for this was knowing his brothers had his back.
When he is bored on a Sunday morn he sometimes jumps at small battle opportunities and is currently a Lieutenant.
BGBW lives alone in his Q3 house that he got at the bargain price of 50 PKR with his pet Sand Dog. This dog was a gift from Dio when he was but a small child during his first encounter with the God Emperor. BGBW would often take his dog to accompany him on the war zone.
As the only resident of Anhui BGBW would spend most of days tending his chickens on his farms. Unfortunately when the Radical Rascals ruined Anhui, BGBW was forced to flee for his own safety. Only two of his chickens survived and eye witnesses later told BGBW they saw one Rascal stick the corpse of one of his late beloved chicken up their own rectum, which caused BGBW much distress and gave him an awful mental image.
Back in Punjab he does the same thing thanks to the wonderful portability most houses seem to have.
His hobbies include racing, vidya games and drinking tea.
|“ My gift from Dio has helped me spread his gift to the World. ”|
(BGBW retelling his story about his dog.)
- BGBW's chin is said to reflect bullets.
- Despite living in Pakistan all his life, BGBW strangely has a great knowledge on topical events happening in London
- Despite his age, BGBW biggest contribution to Pakistan is just posting comments in newspapers.
- BGBW was a great activist in the McDonald's movement, he decided to stop donning his Donald costume on 1st February 2009 when he realised it was getting a bit out of fashion.
- Upon his death he left a final message: PS3 has no games.