Skalg von Tuari
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Skalg von Tuari was a citizen of Germany, former soldier of Red Army.
Biography
Chapter One: The Exile
Being born in occupied Germany, Skalg von Tuari decided to move to London in order to fight EDEN and help to restore Germany. For this goal, he needed to get an UK-citizenship and membership within the Royal Navy; a short time later, he was part of it and ordered to Russia to serve on the HMS Rodney Mckay under DakotaBlue. When Germany was restored, he decided to stay in UK as he felt like the people were nicer than the few Germans he knew. Still, only a bit more than a month after having joined, he left the Navy in order to get active in another way, especially politically and economically.
When he was in London for the first time, he decided to join a party; the only party he found that he liked was TUP, but he was yet rather new and so was one of the inactive members that are more of a decoration. Later, when someone tried to convince him to join the BEP, his interest in politics arose again, which led to him asking Iain Keers for forums access to the TUP-forum. A little while later, Skalg could even become a candidate for Congress in London, which led to him getting elected as a wildcard. He soon got involved in UK politics, helped in various ministries as an apprentice; TUP got him involved in both forums and IRC. In the following months, Skalg got into congress two more times, although he soon got bored of eRep and thought about ways to improve his gaming experience. Being tired of the UK topics, he left for the now restored Germany.
Chapter Two: The Troll, The Commie, The Stranger
Arrival in Germany
After a short break due to RL-issues, Skalg felt bored in the UK, so he decided to return to Germany for a change. Since he knew more people there by now, he thought this would help him getting more interested in the game again and get through the V2-depressions - so he said goodbye to his British friends and moved over to Germany. There, he decided to join KPeD:
And now I had to choose a party! TUP is like a Soc-Dem OMG - so it'll be them? Nope.
Even though I really like OMG, they are the big guys and they are dominating politics
too much IMO while they don't seem to bee that much more active than others. The
Steinmetze have a great name and background - but they dropped out since I barely know
anyone there. PPD is just boring. SPeD has chosen the name of a party from the forgotten
realms of RL - no way! So it'll be our nice little red friends from KPeD.
Getting Stuff Done
Shortly after his arrival, the KPeD made it possible for him to become a candidate in Scania where he got elected with 4 votes. Since then, he has tried to get involved in German politics. In August, he candidates in Saarland, getting into congress as a wildcard MP with 12 votes, the first of 6 successful candidacies for Congress. For September, Skalg is even a Presidential candidate for the KPeD, getting 35,49% of the votes and losing to GeBe (44.73%). During this campaign, Skalg dominated the media with an article in the top 5 for nearly a whole week, nearly becoming a CP due to the Impeachment in the last week of GeBes presidency. In the following week, on day 1024, he was elected as a new member of the politbureau with 93.75% and has become more involved with Internationale members since.
He also fought for the Red Brigade various times, although he could not move due to him being nonstop in the Congress. In this time, Skalg became know as the srs bsns troll, writing extremely strange stuff both in IRC and in articles while trying to be serious at times. Eventually, Skalg ran for PP (Generalsekretär) of the KPeD and was PP for December/January. His promise to return to UK for his first birthday, therefore, had to be broken; he was bound until the 15th of January. Meanwhile, he was asked by both Konrad Neumann and slayer10 to work in their governments, so he delayed his return, especially since Konrad Neumann promised to return with him. When Konrad resigned, Skalg resigned as MP and went to the UK.
Chapter Three: Guess Who's Back
Having returned, Skalg joined TUP again and became part of Camelot.
Chapter Four: The Hangover
After joining TUP and Camelot, Skalg partied too hard. Suddenly, he ended up in Slovenia, with a new Citizenship, a new Military Unit and some strange flashbacks about his time in UK and about the way he had ended up here.
Stuff
Media
Skalg owns the newspaper Gnoti Sauton.
| Interesting Article(s) | Content |
|---|---|
| CP Candidacy Part l, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 and Resuming Article | All articles about the election which dominated the media |
| Coming Out | Commie Propaganda |
| Konrad getting Impeached | Summing up the Scandal about Konrad getting scammed and my personal opinion |
| The Skalgian Manifesto | Some leet ideas that could improve Germany |
| Blattkritik | A collection of interesting newspapers |
Family
Skalg has accepted Jamesw as his eDad.
"Guestbook"
Have you ever insulted Skalg? Or given him an especially funny nickname? That's the place to note it!
| Insult/Nickname | Creator(s) |
|---|---|
| Skully | Sir Nils |
| Confused him with KRB | Sir Nils |
| Slag von Tiuri | MachtGeil & Sir Nils |
Congress
| Result | Month | Region/Country | Votes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wildcard | March | London/UK | 48 |
| Wildcard | April | London/UK | 36 |
| Wildcard | May | London/UK | 53 |
| Official | July | Scania/Germany | 4 |
| Wildcard | August | Saarland/Germany | 12 |
| Wildcard | September | Saarland/Germany | 17 |
| Wildcard | October | Saarland/Germany | 16 |
| Wildcard | November | Bavaria/Germany | 8 |
| Wildcard | December | Saarland/Germany | 26 |
The Unity Party - Official Membership Card
The Unity Party is a democratic socialist party. I believe that by the strength of our common endeavour we as a party achieve more than we achieve alone, so as to create for each of us the means to realise our true potential and for all of us a community in which power, wealth and opportunity are in the hands of the many not the few; where the rights we enjoy reflect the duties we owe and where we live together freely, in a spirit of solidarity, tolerance and respect.
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