|“ fishbot notes that DDimow is truly enlightened. ”|
(fishbot at some random eRep IRC channel)
In the beginning there was a shout. That was the first sound of newly born Ealendil's son, called Dimow Brando. Soon after his birthday it occurred to Bulgarian society that he was a fine son of his father, albeit the circumstances of his birth are peculiar if not to say most unusual. Instead of being born through normal ways, Dimow Brando was the born again spirit of Ealendil, for after his death, Ealendil took over the body of Dimow Brando and ruled from within him. This explains how, in his youth, he collected more achievements than usual new citizen of the New World. He was also one of the first Bulgarians to start a Resistance War and liberate the region.
Being just Daniel
Dimow wanted to make some money quickly, without having to resort to distortion and blackmail, but also have have some fun whilst doing it. Since there is no fun in honest work, he decided to have others work for him. He made an agreement with tedibor, his friend and son, to make a company. Shortly after then they ruled an empire of organizations. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding between the colleagues, it collapsed. Then Daniel tried his luck in military. He entered the military as a conscript and quickly worked himself up the ranks. He was eventually elected for the deputy Ministry of Defense in Bulgaria, one of the highest positions available and he held it proudly. When the Bulgarian MoD left, Daniel took the position and did it even better than anyone else had done before. His most prominent achievements are his famous "surprise attacks", which lead him to win some Battle Hero's achievements.
At some point of his life, Daniel decided to try his luck as a President of Bulgaria. The Bulgarian Democratic Party was the one to propose him as a candidate, because Dimow is quite a democrat. His first elections went not that bad at first, but he lost them in the very end.At around 2:00 AM he was winning, but just before the end - his political enemy digged some inactive people and won the elections. That was a very disappointing fact. The next time Dimow participated in race for the President's seat and once again failed, but it is to say that at those two elections his opponents were trembling about their victory.
Dimow Brando would have started his 3rd campaign, but unfortunately Bulgaria got annexed by Romania at that time. Once the majority of fighters were killed at the battlefield, once the victory of Bulgaria was close to be real, the first region of it was freed. It was Varna, because the President of Bulgaria then, was Garabeda, who lived in Varna in RL and had some sympathies towards his home town. Dimow then, with the help of some friends rebuilt the Bulgarian Democratic Party. It was as a present to his Mother - bimba, since it was the least he can do, to make her happy. Several months later Bulgaria was annexed again, though for short time. After the resistance war, Sofia became the capital of present Bulgaria and also Daniel's headquarter.
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And there came a time. Sands called all the sons of Dio in order to gather the Dioists of the New World. When the work of Sons is finished, Dio Brando would return to the New World. Daniel, being a fine son of his father-Dioist, decided to answer the call of the sands. Now he does a lot of things to promote Dioism and show people of the World its true and beautiful nature. Dio still hasn't came back, what shows that the work of Dimow and many other people is not endеd yet.
The rise of Dimow Brando is a peculiar story indeed, a tale that has been told not only once, but perhaps even thrice, and you too will become a witness of this tale. It all happened in the year of the rat, as the Chinese would call it, was Dimow Brando was not yet upon this world. It was in fact Ealendil, who was in this world, contrary to our hero. Ealendil was a legend of Bulgaria and the ruler of the Bulgarian Kingdom. One uneventful day turned into an eventful day when Ealendil suffocated upon his favourite dish: green eggs and ham. It was when he was nearing death that before him Dio Brando, the holy and immortal God Emperor of all Mankind (blessed be his name to the highest heights) appeared before Ealendil and gave him a new chance to change the world around him and bring peace to those unwilling to hear.
Unfortunately, Ealendil could not speak at the time since he was suffocating on a piece of ham and no one was near him. He died and entered the Kingdom of heaven, where Dio Brando, the holy and immortal God Emperor of all Mankind (blessed be his name to the highest heights), waited for him and presented his aforementioned offer to him again. Ealendil, now with a clear throat in the after-life, agreed to this offer to be sent down from the heavens to rule on earth yet again. But there was a catch, for although Dio Brando, the holy and immortal God Emperor of all Mankind (blessed be his name to the highest heights), is benelovent and loving, he does not want to be fooled, and so he gave Ealendil the body of Dimow Brando if he would accept to only doing good things on the Earth he walked upon. Should he go against his promise, Dio Brando, the holy and immortal God Emperor of all Mankind (blessed be his name to the highest heights), will personally come and rid him from earth eternally, so that his forbidden and ungrateful soul be devoured by one-hundred beasts with 5000 mouths.
Ealendil agreed, and so his spirit was born anew within the body of his son Dimow Brando, to spread love and peace in the name of Dio Brando, the holy and immortal God Emperor of all Mankind (blessed be his name to the highest heights), for all eternity. Sadly, the body of Dimow Brando didn't quite akin to the new spirit yet, as the old spirit and the new spirit had an innfer-conflict of extraordinary proportions, one might even describe it as a disturbance in the entire spirit world, others would simply call it flatulence.
First term as a congress member in Pakistan
The first (and the only one so far) term as a congressman of Pakistan did not went so good. Daniel had it all planned, before even being elected as one. He even had it discussed with the old cabinet, however his first proposal was rejected. After a while, he decided to make his 2nd proposal, which got unexpectedly approved. It was a happy moment for him. After he granted Melkion and Darkthur with citizenships, he left the congress leaving the plan aside for a while.
On a trip to FranceTo thank Sir Dimow, for he had granted them with the holy citizenship (Pakistani), Melkion and Darkthur invited him to France.
As a remarkable gentleman, he accepted the invitation, and took the first flight to Paris Isle of France.
Just as in the old times, he helped France fighting against their enemies, in this case - the Spaniards. Another interesting thing, that happened in France in May 2010, is that Dimow Brando proclaimed himself as a Shout Mogul/Magnet/.
The chain shout
It all began with a chain-shout, which contained the following text:
|“ LET'S TRY TO DO A CHAIN-SHOUT
~ THIS IS A GAME ~ SHOUT THIS , IF YOU SEE IT. WHAT IS SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN. ENJOY THE GAME. ”
Then hundreds of people began to shout as loud as they can. Some kinky remixes showed up too(see picture on the right).
After some time a shout containing the following text, came out:
|“ You are now officially known as a Shout Mogul. Rhetoric is the art of ruling the minds of men. GAME OVER. I WIN. ”|
After this, he even found new friends. Where did the inspiration for all this came from? The answer is: FRENCH BAGUETTES.
Some interesting responds
|“ Dimow Brando: many thanks for all the spam you caused lol ... no, I'm not chain-shouting :P ”|
|“ LET'S TRY TO DO A CHAIN-SHOUT ~ THIS IS A GAME ~ SHOUT THIS , IF YOU SEE IT. ENJOY THE GAME - BINARY SOLO! 001001010101010 ”|
|“ LET'S TRY TO DO A CHAIN-SHOUT ~ GLaDOS IS THE BUTTIEST BUTT SINCE BUTTS CAME OVER ON THE MAYBUTTER FROM BUTTOWN ”|
Dimow Brando's dreams
Many believe that Dimow Brando was a prophet. Throughout his propaganda world tour, he had different dreams in a different country. Some of the dreams were documented and others weren't made available except for the closed Dioist community.
Daniel is a eWiki editor. He's surely the person which you can get help from, if having the problems with contributing.
[File://img594.imageshack.us/img594/257/geez.jpg First time getting banned from eRepublik Wiki] (Thanks to Q J Lincoln)
|“ Don't take it personally. I banned everyone ”|
|“ and Daniel... Honestly, I do not know him very well... He is more like spammer to me :D He edited his page more than any other pages together! xD Mahh, as he created and updated a lot of new pages also, I give him +1 ”|
(Source: The eRepublik Bar / Author: Andycro Discussion - Dimow on his way to Über editor)
- Dimow Brando's Birthday (11 July 2010,1 year since registered) came along with his 10th Hard Worker medal and the Real Life World Cup Finals, which he enjoyed fully while watching.