smornge was born on June 7, 2009 (Day 594). She moved a lot throught the New World.
Originally a citizen of America, Smornge was convinced to move to the United Kingdom by helpful advisors. There she refined her skills and met many interesting people. Soon after, smornge was introduced to the country of Estonia by her political party, which urged her to move there for political purposes that she personally did not understand. After allotting many donations amongst good friends and companies and being deserted in Estonia, smornge decided to go back to good ol' eU.K. to peruse her own career paths and spiritual enlightening.
She remains there for a while and then moved, earning Belgium citizenship and starting a newspaper The Smornge Forum in February 2010 in Canada.
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“ smornge is a well-known admirer of chickens, specializing in cynical remarks and eating Twinkies. ”
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(smornge about herself)
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11x Hard Worker
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12x Super Soldier
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