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| − | '''Dio Maximus''', known under aliases ' ''John Cornford'' ',' ''Srecko'' ',' ''Max'' ' is a reincarnation of a Serbian Dioist [[Srecko Ilic]]. | + | '''Dio Maximus''', known under aliases ' ''John Cornford'' ',' ''Srecko'' ',' ''Max'' ' is a reincarnation of a Serbian Dioist [[Srecko Ilic]]. Two term President of Serbia, one term dictator, countless times Minister of Foreign Affairs and Defense among other government and advisory positions, in both Serbia and Pakistan. Two terms Secretary General of [[Asteria]], leading through the [[Asteria–Adriatica War (July 2016)]]. |
It is widely discussed when Srecko Ilic committed ritual suicide, and most the eRepublik historians think it happened in February 2011 in the region of Belgrade. More interesting topic for them was his resurrection in August 2012. Witnesses of his resurrection, Alphatrion, [[Cookies Revenge]] and [[Balkan Beast]] later stated that he was awoken from his eternal slumber by the enormous heresy that spread through Serbia, once proud Dioist country, /v/irginized by Srecko personally. | It is widely discussed when Srecko Ilic committed ritual suicide, and most the eRepublik historians think it happened in February 2011 in the region of Belgrade. More interesting topic for them was his resurrection in August 2012. Witnesses of his resurrection, Alphatrion, [[Cookies Revenge]] and [[Balkan Beast]] later stated that he was awoken from his eternal slumber by the enormous heresy that spread through Serbia, once proud Dioist country, /v/irginized by Srecko personally. | ||
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| + | ==[[File:Icon-Serbia.png|42px]]Feats of Strenght== | ||
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| + | -Dioist Patron Saint of Serbia, /v/irginized [[Serbia]] | ||
| + | -Planned the first removal of [[Croatia]] with [[Clueless]],[[Kistru]] and [[Ilija Bozic]] from the map under [[0riana]] {{Ref|e|article|1446043}}) | ||
| + | -Planned first [[Croatia]]n loss of [[Congress]] under [[Takimanija]] with [[Bogi]],[[pierrotmon]] and [[Marcus Nerva Traianus]].{{Ref|e|article|2606825}}) | ||
| + | -Erased [[Croatia]] seven times | ||
| + | -Erased [[Spain]] and took 600,000 moniez from them | ||
| + | -Bankrupted [[Greece]]. No [[Germany]] can save you now, make your time HA HA HA HA. | ||
| + | -Brought you Cookies Crisp, and it did not end well, sorry about that. {{Ref|e|article|1405965}}) | ||
| + | -Defended Glorious Empire of Pakistan from numerous PTO's | ||
| + | -Defended Sacred land of Liaoning on three occasions {{Ref|e|article|1421412}}) | ||
| + | -Got three media mogul medals without using any sub-for-sub actions, that was for the plebs to do. | ||
| + | -Destroyed the [[Poland|Polish]] bot hordes during V2 | ||
| + | -Acknowledged that [[Slovenia]] is awesome. {{Ref|e|article|1444058}}) | ||
| + | -Joined [[EDEN]] and left it after 30 minutes after deeming them "extremely uncool". {{Ref|e|article|1440735}}) | ||
| + | - Won presidential elections in Serbia two times, having ~50% of the votes. | ||
==[[File:Citizen6410837.jpg|42px]] Personality== | ==[[File:Citizen6410837.jpg|42px]] Personality== | ||
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Dio Maximus, known under aliases ' John Cornford ',' Srecko ',' Max ' is a reincarnation of a Serbian Dioist Srecko Ilic. Two term President of Serbia, one term dictator, countless times Minister of Foreign Affairs and Defense among other government and advisory positions, in both Serbia and Pakistan. Two terms Secretary General of Asteria, leading through the Asteria–Adriatica War (July 2016).
It is widely discussed when Srecko Ilic committed ritual suicide, and most the eRepublik historians think it happened in February 2011 in the region of Belgrade. More interesting topic for them was his resurrection in August 2012. Witnesses of his resurrection, Alphatrion, Cookies Revenge and Balkan Beast later stated that he was awoken from his eternal slumber by the enormous heresy that spread through Serbia, once proud Dioist country, /v/irginized by Srecko personally.
Feats of Strenght
-Dioist Patron Saint of Serbia, /v/irginized Serbia -Planned the first removal of Croatia with Clueless,Kistru and Ilija Bozic from the map under 0riana [1]) -Planned first Croatian loss of Congress under Takimanija with Bogi,pierrotmon and Marcus Nerva Traianus.[2]) -Erased Croatia seven times -Erased Spain and took 600,000 moniez from them -Bankrupted Greece. No Germany can save you now, make your time HA HA HA HA. -Brought you Cookies Crisp, and it did not end well, sorry about that. [3]) -Defended Glorious Empire of Pakistan from numerous PTO's -Defended Sacred land of Liaoning on three occasions [4]) -Got three media mogul medals without using any sub-for-sub actions, that was for the plebs to do. -Destroyed the Polish bot hordes during V2 -Acknowledged that Slovenia is awesome. [5]) -Joined EDEN and left it after 30 minutes after deeming them "extremely uncool". [6]) - Won presidential elections in Serbia two times, having ~50% of the votes.
Personality
| “ Dio_Maximus: charming as always :D ” | |
| “ Dos`o Srecko u clanak... explozija za 3...2...1... ” | |
| (coolinbun Day 1,895, 02:28)
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| “ Every time Srecko says something a Polish baby dies ” | |
| (Unknown Pole on #eserbia)
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| “ We can't replace our MoFA, he's way too cool. ” | |
| (Krikan, two times president of Serbia)
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| “ Srecko is a clever bastard... ” | |
| (Jelen od Potoka on #mip)
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| “ MAXIMUS DIO, JANJE POLJUBIO OPAAAAAA ” | |
| (Steamroller91 in a shout)
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| “ max/away you are a god :O ” | |
| (Cookies Crisp on #mip)
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| “ The last one won with style. The idea of epic defined, plain and simple. ” | |
| (The Milliner in a shout)
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| “ dovoljno je reci Srecko Ilic, ime govori sve ” | |
| (Unihorn on #masoni.hq)
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| “ I never liked UeS trolls, but Srecko is the maestro. ” | |
| (Sumnivo Lice in an article)
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Judged by his enemies and adversaries, he's an enormous faggot and troll. He's also a part of the Tri-partite bro pact with Balkan Beast and Cookies Crisp.
Early beginnings and Pakistan
| “ I am the resurrection. ” | |
| (Dio Maximus being modest as always)
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There are numerous theories to explain his resurrection, though the main sources who directly attest the fact of Dio Maximus' resurrection are the chronicles of Cookies Crisp and Balkan Beast. It is not surprising, therefore, that the partial accounts contained in each of the accounts appear at first sight hard to harmonize. Both dioists and non-dioists agreed that it is undeniable that Dio Maximus is in fact alive and well after a long time of well documented death, some pious dioists even tell of the appearance of a vampiric army on the day of his resurrection, but that is however questionable, the only fact that stands is that Dio Maximus appeared to numerous persons and is well and alive.
There is a theory of those who assert that he did not really commit suicide, and that his death was allegedly a cover up for a greater scheme by the mason's lodge, a organisation is Serbia directed on total control of the country, as Srecko was it's member. However this is highly unlikely and was probably made up by his political adversaries. Exact place of his resurrection isn't possible to pinpoint, however it is sure that it was somewhere in the United Kingdom. Why he picked United Kingdom to appear again is a question which troubles most modern scholars as UK is filled with by dioist standards, subhuman bobloists and similar heretics. In an interview for a local newspaper, Dio Maximus claimed that he picked the United Kingdom for his earthly return due to his ties to the United Kingdom in his previous life, when he was a decorated member of the Royal Parachute Regiment.
| “ My Serbia perished with the departure of Clueless and Kistru, what remains of it is a concentration camp led by nazi idiots for the remaining Serb intelligence. ” | |
| (Dio Maximus being "direct" as usual)
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During his service with the regiment he earned the following ribbons for military service to the United Kingdom as a member of it's armed forces;
The Royal Parachute Regiment Service Medal
Belgian Independence Campaign Medal (Brussels Rebellion)
Second Eastern European Campaign Medal (Spanish & Polish Invasion of Germany)
Great British Campaign Medal (EDEN Invasion of the United Kingdom)
Amazon Campaign Medal (Peru-Brazil War)
After the ressurection he joined the Royal Navy, as he was stripped of all his previous powers, so he couldn't join any of the elite units of the United Kingdom. His tenure in the Royal Navy was relatively brief, spending most of his time training with the new recruits of the United Kingdom Armed forces, and attempting to slowly regain his power. He returned to Serbia and joined a paramilitary unit called the Inglorious Basterds with The Other One and Tenskwatawa, where he stayed for a couple of months before returning to Pakistan.
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