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Paul Proteus was born on day 802 in Switzerland, where he has played various roles such as congressman, party president, two time country president and beloved hero. On December 5th, 2010 , after the death of many of his Swiss friends and childhood heroes (See Eleriel and Ilestis) he immigrated to the United States looking for adventure. In the United States he has been a congressman and in March of 2011 was the Party President of the third largest US party, the Libertarian Party and in September of 2012 the Second largest US Party, the Federalist Party. In July 2011 Paul also was appointed US Secretary of State and in April 2013 US Secretary of Media. He has since done many other marvelous and interesting things.
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Quotes from Paul's Time in the USA
“ OK Paul. No matter what people say about you, you're alright in my book. ” | |
(PigInZen)
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“ More like Paul Broteus ” | |
“ Paul Proteus is the epitome of class ” | |
(Marxus)
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“ Paul Proteus is amazingness! ” | |
“ [Paul]'s smarter than the average bear ” | |
“ ...but not by much ” | |
“ [Paul] actually seem[s] to understand shit. Generally I find that's better. ” | |
Life in the USA
After Paul's second term as President, Paul moved to the United States on CRoy's request and join the United States Libertarian Party. There, the US was caught up in some role-playing adventure, which Paul somewhat took part of. He decided to take a month off, and enjoyed a month of fairly apolitical action, running as a blocker in Montana. For Christmas, Paul briefly changed his avatar to Samurai Jack decorating a Christmas tree. Still, fate had other sinister plans for Paul, and although running as a blocker, the other candidate was considered a PTO, so ATO gave Paul 8 votes and gave him a Congress seat in Montana.
Politically Paul thrived in the Libs rising through the ranks, and when Sam Wystan quit, he handed the Department of Fun over to Paul, appointing Paul "God King of Fun" Unfortunately, the next month at congressional elections, Paul lost Montana to the USWP candidate, breaking his heart and his winning streak.
Still, Paul was enjoying life in the US. March proved to be a frenzy of a month for Paul though, when Glove became president, Paul became the Deputy Secretary of Defense. With his friend Jelly9473 as Secretary of State, Paul also signed on as the Regional Director of Southern Europe. Later, Paul left the DepSecDef post to solely be the Director of the Office of Militia support after the Defense department got shaken up mid term. Paul also ran for Libertarian Party president, he cruised in finally keeping Paul up to his knees in work. Libertarian Party President proved fun, rewarding and a big step forward in Paul's American political career.
Randomly, Paul still did some work to help Switzerland, like helping them enter the new founded alliance Luna between other small neutral alliances, and served as their self proclaimed advisor (He was talking before even informing the Swiss CP or MoFa about it, luckily they both loved the idea) to the alliance during their entry process. Soon after, Henry Arundel announced his campaign for President of the US and announced Paul as his Vice Presidential candidate [2]. Unfortunately, Emerick defeated Pfeiffer. Luckily Paul still had his small state department role under Jelly9473 (who continued to be Secretary of State under Emerick) and his Party President position to keep him busy. THe next party presidential elections, Paul endorsed Marxus for Lib PP, and after his subsequent victory Paul became the party Chief of Staff. Besides a small role as Regional Director of Western Europe Paul had a light month and despite contributing to the Libs Paul stayed out of the spot light.
After yet another month of just chilling in IRC Paul began to get busy again as Marxus ran for PP and revamped the Libs naming Paul as his VPP, at the same time Paul was busy helping with his good friend Penguin4512 's presidency in Switzerland serving as Swiss Chief of Staff and the director of Switzerland's new Department of Militia Funding. The next month, Paul backed his friends Blank Keating and Marxus in their joint presidential campaign. They also appointed Paul as their Secretary of State [3] should they win. After a whole day of being behind, approximately 2 hours before reset, Blank took the lead, beating out Technician. Blank became the President and Paul became the Secretary of State.
Paul then attempted an ill fated attempt at running for President before taking a break from the US [4]
After a month in the Philippines serving as Minister of Foreign Affairs Paul returned to the USA where he took on light roles for a few months and joined the Federalist Party as the Libertarians were dissolved in his absence from activity. After a while Paul returned to Switzerland for two months serving as the Minister of Education under Patar333. Paul then returned to the US again, seeking to return to a US cabinet role garnering a spot on CivilAnarchy's prospective cabinet as Deputy Secretary of State. [5] Unfortunately Civil Anarchy lost to Glove in a close election. The next month Paul stayed busy as the Swiss Minister of Education from abroad while also serving in the Federalist Political Department and taking the US ambassadorship to the Netherlands.Throughout this time Paul worked in the Federalist Party as an assistant political director. Until Paul ran in the Primaries for Federalist Party President for the month of September and won a close race against BigCDizzle. [6] As expected Paul Proteus was elected Federalist party president for the month of September. Paul went on to win re-election as Federalist Party President, beating BigCDizzle by 1 vote in the primary, for the month of October. Paul lowered his activity after finishing his second Fed PP term, accepting jobs here and there including a DepSecState spot under Fingerguns and helping Hadrian X develop Guerilla radio. Paul continued to do Fed Party work, serving as Political Director under Gnilraps for the month of February. He continued his role as Political Director of the Feds under the next Party President Fingerguns, as well as aiding the ATO effort taking over the AFA aligned Shoe Party.
April became an interesting month for Paul being named Vanek26's Secretary of Media [7] in charge of the whpr as well as producing eNPR, and also a plethora of smaller jobs such as the Vice president of eSwitzerland under Trogdorthetroll100 [8] and continuing as the Federalist Political Director.
Quotes from Paul's Time in Switzerland
“ You are the most dedicated player I have ever seen ” | |
“ [Paul]'s young, talented, funny and he's the best choice for this country! ” | |
(JNArno)
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“ Paul, Your a good man ” | |
“ Paul, I Love You ” | |
(Ilestis)
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“ Paul, You are the hero of heroes ” | |
“ Paul, will fight for whats right, he has good morals ” | |
(Dan Heylin, Ambassador to Switzerland from the USA)
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“ Paul, You're pretty cool, most of the time... ” | |
Life in Switzerland
Paul Proteus is a Swiss Politician and member of the resistance. When he was born, he was thrust into the world of Swiss politics. Immediately he began to make his mark, helping organize many resistance functions. At level 4 he was getting noticed, posting on the
Resistance forums.[9] At level eight, Stranger Here Myself funded Paul Proteus' unlock features, so he could run for Congress. He ran under the Swiss Democratic Party and got in first try with eleven votes! Second only to Lynari, who got 20. Still, this election was a failure for the resistance as Shaolin citizens got 66% of Congress with the same amount of votes.It was this time when Paul met Cooldude97. They became friends, with Cooldude97 once saying to Paul, "You are the most devoted player I have seen". Paul also gained political allies with resistance leaders such as JNArno and Penguin4512 with JNArno saying to Paul "You are a valuable asset". JNArno chose Paul to be his vMoF when he was elected president. However, this role was short, as JNArno was soon impeached on his second day. Paul has stayed steadfast in believing in Switzerland, and was re-elected for a second term, doing extraordinarily well at the polls in Deutschschweiz. Paul Proteus also co-founded and co-owns The Swiss Resistance org.
In April, Paul ran as JNArno's MoI (Minister of Interior), however JNArno lost to the SNP's Arschmann, who, as many speculate was a political joke, appointed Paul Proteus Minister of Protection against Brain Slugs, or as it was later changed to, Minister of Entertainment, Paul considered denying this position, as it doesn't entail much, but couldn't resist, and went along with it with a chuckle. Paul ran for congress for a third time in Deutschschweiz. He barely got in with 5 votes, but he still got in. He ran with the Swiss Freedom Party, which he officially joined. He also helped push the SFP into joining the coalition that the SLP and PSR were forming. Because of his effort, and many other reasons, the coalition chose him to run as Eleriel's Vice President. After a very close presidential race, in which Eleriel only won because 30 people who voted for Polly were banned, Paul Proteus became the vice president of Switzerland! When the next congressional elections rolled in, Paul decided to run in Svizzera italiana, where he received 7 votes (tied for the most of anyone in that region) even though it was a dead region, thus making Paul 4 for 4 with Congressional Elections. Potaatti then named Paul the Captain of the Soccer.kieko team, the Switzerland Milk Cows, not because Paul was any good, but because Paul asked. The next election, Paul again ran as Eleriel's vice president, but Clifford Burns won. Still, because Paul is ever so well liked, Clifford made him the Vice President, and Vice Head of the Federal Department of the Environment, Transport, Energy and Communications.Later, when Party Presidential elections creeped up, Wazamaza was unfortunately hacked, so Paul ran and won Party President of the Swiss Freedom Party! Paul ran at the next congressional elections in Romandie, where he got in at 6 votes as a wild card. Paul then ran again for SFP party president, and beat Manefa. Paul then ran in the next primaries (which Penguin hosted) and beat JNArno by one point, a score of 15-14.[10] Paul then went on to compete against Walther Rathenau. Paul went on to beat Walther in a closely contested race by around 10 votes [11].
With Monumental events such as the shaolins leaving Switzerland and Paul becoming President, Switzerland flew into a new era! Of course all good things do have to end, and Paul let his good friend Jimakos-Thess become the president. Paul did not run for another term of SFP party president, and began to ponder what to do with his eLife...Something monumental then occurred near the end of Jimako's presidency...Paul changed his profile pic from Stan Marsh (which he had maintained for the better part of his Life) to Scott Pilgrim. The next party presidential elections, Paul ran to keep the SFP out of unwelcome hands, unfortunately, he tied 9-9, and Paul, having less Experience lost the SFP, and vowed terrible vengeance.
Next Congressional elections, Paul reluctantly re-entered politics and ran for congress. He didn't really want to win nor take it away from a better candidate, but he noticed a terrible lack of resistance candidates running, and placed his candidature in Graubunden. He did not campaign, but still got in with a meager two votes. Thus, again proving, Paul's indisputable awesomeness.
Paul now saw his opportunity to again save his country, and signed up to run for president, getting the support of the Parti Imperialiste and the Spartan Legion Party. Once again, the masses shouted "P4P!" Paul's election seemed unorganized, and many thought Paul had little chance at winning, but after an amazing effort, Paul won by 15 votes. [12]
After a very successful term in which, through an army Paul created, player activity nearly doubled, Paul took an invitation to leave Switzerland and sail to America.
Newspaper
Goodbye Blue Monday
Besides politics, Paul runs his newspaper, Good-Bye Blue Monday. This newspaper is Paul's way of relaxing, he tries to write funny articles with lots of nice pictures.
Here is the Goodbye Blue Monday Archive,
Issue 1- Congress by Paul Proteus
Issue 2- Upcoming Elections and More
Issue 3- JNArno is President and the Hitchhiker's Guide to eSwitzerland
Issue 4-The Future of eSwitzerland
Issue 5-Vote Paul for SDP Party President
Issue 6-Party Presidents, SFP, and Congress
Issue 7-Congress, Olympics, and Ferrets!
Issue 8-Thank You
Issue 9-Consider the Following with Paul Proteus
Issue 10-The Swiss Primaries
Issue 11-Primaries and Another Hitchhiker's Guide
Issue 12-Election, Implications and a Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger
Issue 13-Party Presidents, Consider the Following and an Apology
Issue 14-If I was RL Swiss...
Issue 15-Congressional Elections and the Swiss-ish Report
Issue 16-Asterix in Switzerland, The End of Primaries, and the Upcoming Elections
Issue 17-Presidential Elections, ZOMBIES!!! and a hint of Asterix
Issue 18-Hall of the Super Best Friends, Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger and a Book of Renouille
Issue 19-Paul's Going for Congress.....again
Issue 20-Holy Shit, Penguin's in Congress *Article Reported and Taken Down
Issue 21-Presidential Elections, A Postcard, and a Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger
Issue 22- An Ode To France *Published in France
Issue 23- EMERGENCY *Reported and Taken Down
Issue 24- Paul, a Party President! Other Election Results and Hackerz
Issue 25- Paul is going for Congress, the SFP, an Erepublik odyssey, and Goodbye Wazamza
Issue 26-Romandie, SFP Candidates and a Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger
Issue 27- A Little Song, Tales of Interest and some SFP News
Issue 28- The Tale of The Three Languages
Issue 29- Doctor Proteus, and how I learned to not worry and Support this Candidate
Issue 30- Presidential Address
Issue 31- The Government-Day 1000
Issue 32- Weekend Update, Constitution and Jobs, Jobs and more Jobs
Issue 33- The Legend of Paul
Issue 34- I'll Be Your Dipping Sauce Bitch
Issue 35- OPERATION HUMBLE CLIFFORD
Issue 36- This Machine...
Issue 37- The Clifford Burns Political Machine
Issue 38- A Modest Proposal (Paul for President)
Issue 39- I Like Pike! (Paul for President)
Issue 40- Deja Vu (Presidential Address)
Issue 41- Time to get Serious (Presidential Address)
Issue 42- High School Never Ends (Presidential Address)
Issue 43- Hey Ho, Let's Go (Presidential Address)
Issue 44- Misery *This was Paul's first article in the USA
Issue 45- Paul says: Give CRoy something or else!
Issue 46- Erepublik Singles Hotline
Issue 47- Campaign Posters to Go! This article won the Gulden Draak award for Journalistic Excellence
Issue 48- This isn't Like Most Campaign Articles
Issue 49- A Wave of Lies and the Proteus Bump
Issue 50- (A Satire) Proteus4PoTeUS It's all about the Sprinkles
Issue 51- Available in Pharmacies Everywhere
Issue 52- Paul4Libs (PP4PP)
Issue 53- Operation Lib-eration (Party President)
Issue 54- Paul Says: Election Edition (Party President)
Issue 55- Consider the Following: A Pfeiffer/Proteus Ticket
Issue 56- Paul Speaks: On Races, Shit Hitting the Fan and Imminent, Imminent Attacks
Issue 57- The end of the Road (Party President) Marxus4Lib Party President and Grand Theft Auto: Canada
Issue 58- Hundreds Mourn Loss of Hard Workers
Issue 59- All Other Interviews are Child's Play (Interview with POTUS Candidates)
Issue 60- Have it Your Way (Proteus Bump Within)
Issue 61- The New State Department
Issue 62- Are You an Awesome Possum?
Issue 63- The State Lottery and Some World News
Issue 64- Interview with a Pet Rock
Issue 64- The Ambassador Lottery Strikes Again
Issue 65- Small Nations Exist
Issue 66- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS) Begin the Begin!
Issue 67- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS: VP and CoS) Born to Run
Issue 68- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS) Media Allstars
Issue 69- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS: Defense Team) Another One Bites the Dust
Issue 70- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS: Interior) We can Dance if We Want To!
Issue 71- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS: State and Treasury) My Generation
Issue 72- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS) A Final Appeal
Issue 73- Sailing Away
Issue 74- Captain's Log
Issue 75- A Day in the Life
Issue 76- Back in the US
Issue 78- Spanish People, Turtles and Pizza the Hut
Issue 79- Bazooka Riots Meet Paradoxical End
Issue 80- Headless Chicken Elected President
Issue 81- Admins Forget to Add Spain to the Game
Issue 82- Paul Proteus: Vampire Hunter
Issue 83- Paul of the Dead
Issue 84- Merry Christmas (Spoiler: It Ends Tonight)
Issue 85- Hey You Don't Remember Me? Well This is Awkward
Issue 86- This is what Happens When You Write your Articles at 2:30 AM
Issue 87- Revenge of the Winter Dolphin
Issue 88- Happy Valentines Day: Pass it on
Issue 89- The Land of Milk and Dairy This Article was Published in eSwitzerland
Issue 90- Edu-Ma-Cation: Jobs, Land and Levels
Issue 91- PaulProteusPartyPresident Manifesto
Issue 92- Paul4SFP Take Two
Issue 93- EVRYone's Gonna Get Stoned This Article was Published in the eUS
Issue 94- Don't Eat the Yellow (Journalism)
Issue 95- This Article has No Title (Endorsement Within)
Issue 96- Hygiene and Mudslinging
Issue 97- Mission(s) Impossible
Issue 98- Federalists Party Hard (Party President)
Issue 99- Game Changes and Federalist News (Party President)
Issue 100- Best Congress is Federalist Congress (Party President)
Issue 101- Unity through...Unity (Party President)
Issue 102- Month in Review (Party President)
Issue 103- I am Federalism and So Can You (Party President)
Issue 104- Don't Panic: A Federalist Guide to Congress (Party President)
Issue 105- Still Alive
Issue 106- Three Years of Proteus
Issue 107- (Guerrilla Radio) Episode 9: Duncan Crowe
Issue 108- Americans Shocked to Learn CoT is not, in fact, a Collapsible Bed
Issue 109- Shoe Soliloquy
Issue 110- Gorilla Fighting Comes to the eUS
A Ball Named Switzerland
Paul Also Runs another newspapers with his friend Penguin4512
He is a co-writer and co-illustrator of Ball Named Switzerland
Here is the A Ball Named Switzerland Archive starting with the name change and Paul's increasing influence
Issue 1- Alliance Comix
Issue 2- I Can See Slovenia from my House!
Issue 3-India and USA Break Up
Issue 4- I'm Gonna Vote!
Issue 5-Live the Swiss Dream
Issue 6-Russia Gets Mugged
Issue 7-The Last Comix
Issue 8-The Test
Issue 9- (A Ball named Switzerland) Test of your Swiss-ness
Guest Appearances
Paul has appeared in other peoples newspapers whether it be a comic or an interview, here is the complete archive
Hadrian's Wall
-The Q10 with Paul Proteus (Swiss Miss...ter)
Primitive Thinking
WeThePeople
eSwitzerland Inquirer
The Swiss Help News
Meet the Press
-Interview with Candidate Paul Proteus
Revolutionary Times
Cooking With Flare:
-All Hail the New Chief (Dougie Doodle)
-Easter Duck Huntin' (Dougie Doodle)
Memoirs of a Kid
-Interview with Paul Proteus, Libertarian Extraordinaire
Interviews with a Troll
-Troll Interview with Paul Proteus
White House Press Release
Ice Cream and Switzerland
Guerrilla Radio
-Guerrilla Radio Episode 9: Paul Proteus Interviews Duncan Crowe
Paul's Corner
Paul's Corner is a segment at the end of Jelly9473's articles where Paul would place pictures somewhat related to the topic
-What's Going on in Places you Should Care About
-Analyzing the 3 New Countries
- eAsia, Poland and the Monetary Crash!
- What's Been Happening Recently
From Paul, With Love
A newspaper written from one of Paul's orgs in Switzerland so he could keep writing occasional articles there, was created to help spread the news of the new alliance Luna to Switzerland.
-Switzerland Can into Luna (Paul Proteus)
-Tonight we Dine in (Insert Rocky Montage)
-Never Ever Ever Ever Forget Me
The Renouilleist Church To spread the influence of the Swiss religion Renouilleism Paul maintained an org, The Renouilleist Church, which published the following doctrine
-The Ten Commandments of Renouilleism
Business
Paul Proteus has co-owned two companies with Cooldude97, unfortunately, both have failed.
Military
Paul grew up in a rather a-military Switzerland with MPPs and Training Wars rare and few in between.
However, during Paul's second term as President of Switzerland, he established an army, riding off the MPP his predecessor Walther has signed with Poland. The Switzerland Armed forces, headed by George Armstrong Custer and Mikhail Alexander may not have been a big hitting force, but they were a symbol of Swiss pride and unity, and increased enjoyment of the game and player retention in Switzerland
Obviously, Paul had to resign from the SAF once he moved to the United States, but in March, Paul felt like dipping his feet in the water that is militias and joined the newly formed Ultramarines. He had a lot of fun and even fought a bit, and rocked a super sexy avatar.
Later when the Ultramarines merged with the United States Armed Forces (USAF) and became a branch, Paul had a new even sexier avatar
Paul eventually left the Ultramarines when he went to the Philippines, and upon his return he temporarily spent some time in Easy Company before leaving that for a short stint in Switzerland. Since then he re-joined the Ultramarines.
Later, Paul joined EnterAwesome 's MU, The Activity, an MU based upon player activity instead of hard hitting