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{{Citizen | {{Citizen | ||
|name=Jules deMalt | |name=Jules deMalt | ||
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|number=8547043 | |number=8547043 | ||
|picture=Citizen8547043.jpg | |picture=Citizen8547043.jpg | ||
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|Society=show | |Society=show | ||
|country=Portugal | |country=Portugal | ||
− | |level= | + | |level=26 |
− | |national rank= | + | |national rank= |
|birth=17 September 2014 | |birth=17 September 2014 | ||
− | |death= | + | |death=21 August 2022 (discovered) |
+ | |dead=yes | ||
|sex= | |sex= | ||
|residence=[[Norte]], [[Portugal]] | |residence=[[Norte]], [[Portugal]] | ||
− | |party= | + | |party= |
|faith=[[Dioism]] | |faith=[[Dioism]] | ||
|newspaper={{eLink|newspaper|306870|Diretamente da Friendzone}} | |newspaper={{eLink|newspaper|306870|Diretamente da Friendzone}} | ||
|Politics=show | |Politics=show | ||
− | |office1=Party | + | |office1=Party president |
|office_location1=P.E.I.D.A. | |office_location1=P.E.I.D.A. | ||
|term_begin1=15 February 2016 | |term_begin1=15 February 2016 | ||
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|under1= | |under1= | ||
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|Military=show | |Military=show | ||
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− | |military rank=Colonel ** | + | |military rank=Colonel** |
+ | |aircraft rank=Airman | ||
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{{Quote|Every loss is a win for a born loser|{{eLink|citizen|8547043|Jules deMalt}}'s profile bio}} | {{Quote|Every loss is a win for a born loser|{{eLink|citizen|8547043|Jules deMalt}}'s profile bio}} | ||
− | '''{{eLink|citizen|8547043|Jules deMalt}}''' is a | + | '''{{eLink|citizen|8547043|Jules deMalt}}''' is a {{eLink|article|2492765|reporter}}, {{Plain link|//soundcloud.com/jules-delamalt/previsao-para-amanha singer,}} {{eLink|article|2583109|philosopher}}, {{eLink|article|2579963|filmmaker}} and generally a nuisance to everyone. Believed to be the incarnation of [[Julio de Matos]], that theory was shortly debunked with Jules deMalt stating for the record: ''"Julio likes cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them"''{{Ref|e|article|2449072|Inquérito #1 – Jules deMalt - Terminado}}. |
− | Jules is a staunch ascetic, deriving no pleasure in working, training or fighting, concentrating | + | Jules is a staunch ascetic, deriving no pleasure in working, training or fighting, concentrating his efforts on social achievements such as humor and entertainment. He makes his living from article [[endorse|endorsements]]; Jules wrote around 80 articles. |
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== Birth == | == Birth == | ||
− | + | Jules deMalt was born on the peak of Gerês mountain in [[Norte]]. Parents are unknown. | |
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− | Jules deMalt was born on the peak of Gerês mountain in [[Norte]]. Parents are unknown. | + | |
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== Military == | == Military == | ||
− | + | Jules deMalt was the second commander of [[Euphonix]]'s tomb honor guard, {{eLink|unit|5096|Vanguarda Euphonixiana}} (Euphonixian Vanguard), a perfect place due to his ascetic roots. Jules was serving in the 1st regiment. | |
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== Politics == | == Politics == | ||
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{{Quote|Because I want to and if a man wants to, things get done!|{{eLink|article|2583460|Nasceu o P.E.I.D.A.}}}} | {{Quote|Because I want to and if a man wants to, things get done!|{{eLink|article|2583460|Nasceu o P.E.I.D.A.}}}} | ||
+ | A longtime member of [[Velhocracia]], elected one term as [[party president]]. | ||
− | + | Taking a small break, Jules deMalt ran for president of '''Partido Monárquico do Povo Português''' in September 2016. Upon winning he changed the name to [[P.E.I.D.A.]], a pro-lulz anarchist party bent on achieving the position of one of the top five parties in [[Portugal]]. Jules was three-time [[presidential candidate]] while being a member of P.E.I.D.A. - ending best second in the [[presidential elections]]. | |
− | {|class="wikitable" | + | Later on, he rejoined [[Velhocracia]]. |
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! Party | ! Party | ||
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− | | | + | | September 2014 - January 2015 |
− | | | + | |[[Velhocracia]] |
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− | | | + | |{{SmFlag|Portugal}} |
− | | | + | | 15 February 2016 - Summer 2016 |
− | | | + | |[[P.E.I.D.A.]] |
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+ | |{{SmFlag|Portugal}} | ||
+ | | Last known party membership | ||
+ | |[[Velhocracia]] | ||
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== Miscellaneous Quotes == | == Miscellaneous Quotes == | ||
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{{Quote|HERE COMES THE OPPOSITION PLAYING DIRTY AGAIN!|Day 3030, replying to an innocent inquiry about his party}} | {{Quote|HERE COMES THE OPPOSITION PLAYING DIRTY AGAIN!|Day 3030, replying to an innocent inquiry about his party}} | ||
− | {{Quote|We must handle politics like we handle our lives: Be the first to come and the last to leave|Day 3062, complaining about his bad results | + | {{Quote|We must handle politics like we handle our lives: Be the first to come and the last to leave|Day 3062, complaining about his bad results in the Presidential Elections}} |
{{Quote|Come back, you're forgiven!|Day 3083, {{eLink|article|2594893|Addressing gold buyers}}}} | {{Quote|Come back, you're forgiven!|Day 3083, {{eLink|article|2594893|Addressing gold buyers}}}} | ||
− | ==[[ | + | == [[Achievements]] == |
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{{Medals | {{Medals | ||
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|Last day Campaign Hero= | |Last day Campaign Hero= | ||
− | |Super Soldier= | + | |Super Soldier=8 |
|Last day Super Soldier= | |Last day Super Soldier= | ||
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|True Patriot=4 | |True Patriot=4 | ||
− | |Party President= | + | |Party President=2 |
+ | |Served in= [[Velhocracia]] and [[P.E.I.D.A.]] | ||
}} | }} | ||
[[Category:Dioists]] | [[Category:Dioists]] |
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“ Every loss is a win for a born loser ” | |
(Jules deMalt's profile bio)
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Jules deMalt is a reporter, singer, philosopher, filmmaker and generally a nuisance to everyone. Believed to be the incarnation of Julio de Matos, that theory was shortly debunked with Jules deMalt stating for the record: "Julio likes cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them"[1].
Jules is a staunch ascetic, deriving no pleasure in working, training or fighting, concentrating his efforts on social achievements such as humor and entertainment. He makes his living from article endorsements; Jules wrote around 80 articles.
Birth
Jules deMalt was born on the peak of Gerês mountain in Norte. Parents are unknown.
Military
Jules deMalt was the second commander of Euphonix's tomb honor guard, Vanguarda Euphonixiana (Euphonixian Vanguard), a perfect place due to his ascetic roots. Jules was serving in the 1st regiment.
Politics
“ Because I want to and if a man wants to, things get done! ” | |
A longtime member of Velhocracia, elected one term as party president.
Taking a small break, Jules deMalt ran for president of Partido Monárquico do Povo Português in September 2016. Upon winning he changed the name to P.E.I.D.A., a pro-lulz anarchist party bent on achieving the position of one of the top five parties in Portugal. Jules was three-time presidential candidate while being a member of P.E.I.D.A. - ending best second in the presidential elections.
Later on, he rejoined Velhocracia.
Country | Period | Party |
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September 2014 - January 2015 | Velhocracia | |
15 February 2016 - Summer 2016 | P.E.I.D.A. | |
Last known party membership | Velhocracia |
Miscellaneous Quotes
“ HERE COMES THE OPPOSITION PLAYING DIRTY AGAIN! ” | |
(Day 3030, replying to an innocent inquiry about his party)
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“ We must handle politics like we handle our lives: Be the first to come and the last to leave ” | |
(Day 3062, complaining about his bad results in the Presidential Elections)
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“ Come back, you're forgiven! ” | |
(Day 3083, Addressing gold buyers)
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