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Paul Proteus was born on day 802 in eSwitzerland, where he has played various roles such as congressman, party president, two time country president and beloved hero. On December 5th, 2010 , after the death of many of his eSwiss friends and childhood heroes (See Eleriel and Ilestis) he immigrated to the eUnited States looking for adventure. In the United States he has been a congressman and in March of 2011 was the Party President of the third largest eUS party, the Libertarian Party and in September of 2012 the fifth largest eUS Party, the Federalist Party. In July 2011 Paul also was appointed eUS Secretary of State. He has since done many other marvelous and interesting things.

Quotes from Paul's Time in the eUS

	“ OK Paul. No matter what people say about you, you're alright in my book. ”
	(PigInZen)

	“ Paul Proteus is amazingness! ”
	(Jason Stiltner)

	“ Paul Proteus is the epitome of class ”
	(Marxus)

	“ [Paul Proteus is] a Bad ass mother f*cker ”
	(Holen)

	“ [Paul]'s smarter than the average bear ”
	(Jelly9473)

	“ ...but not by much ”
	(Penguin4512)

	“ [Paul] actually seem[s] to understand shit. Generally I find that's better. ”
	(Speedcat McNasty)

Life in the eUS

After Paul's second term as President, Paul moved to the eUnited States on CRoy's request and join the United States Libertarian Party. There, the eUS was caught up in some role-playing adventure, which Paul somewhat took part of. He decided to take a month off, and enjoyed a month of fairly apolitical action, running as a blocker in Montana. For Christmas, Paul briefly changed his avatar to Samurai Jack decorating a Christmas tree. Still, fate had other sinister plans for Paul, and although running as a blocker, the other candidate was considered a PTO, so ATO gave Paul 8 votes and gave him a Congress seat in Montana.

Politically Paul thrived in the Libs rising through the ranks, and when Sam Wystan quit, he handed the Department of Fun over to Paul, appointing Paul "God King of Fun" Unfortunately, the next month at congressional elections, Paul lost Montana to the USWP candidate, breaking his heart and his winning streak.

Still, Paul was enjoying life in the eUS. March proved to be a frenzy of a month for Paul though, when Glove became president, Paul became the Deputy Secretary of Defense. With his friend Jelly9473 as Secretary of State, Paul also signed on as the Regional Director of Southern Europe. Later, Paul left the DepSecDef post to solely be the DIrector of the Office of Militia support after the Defense department got shaken up mid term. Paul also ran for Libertarian Party president, he cruised in finally keeping Paul up to his knees in work. Libertarian Party President proved fun, rewarding and a big step forward in Paul's American political career.

Randomly, Paul still did some work to help Switzerland, like helping them enter the new founded alliance Luna between other small neutral alliances, and served as their self proclaimed advisor (He was talking before even informing the Swiss CP or MoFa about it, luckily they both loved the idea) to the alliance during their entry process. Soon after, Henry Arundel announced his campaign for President of the US and announced Paul as his Vice Presidential candidate [2]. Unfortunately, Emerick defeated Pfeiffer. Luckily Paul still had his small state department role under Jelly9473 (who continued to be Secretary of State under Emerick) and his Party President position to keep him busy. THe next party presidential elections, Paul endorsed Marxus for Lib PP, and after his subsequent victory Paul became the party Chief of Staff. Besides a small role as Regional Director of Western Europe Paul had a light month and despite contributing to the Libs Paul stayed out of the spot light.

After yet another month of just chilling in IRC Paul began to get busy again as Marxus ran for PP and revamped the Libs naming Paul as his VPP, at the same time Paul was busy helping with his good friend Penguin4512 's presidency in eSwitzerland serving as Swiss Chief of Staff and the director of Switzerland's new Department of Militia Funding. The next month, Paul backed his friends Blank Keating and Marxus in their joint presidential campaign. They also appointed Paul as their Secretary of State [3] should they win. After a whole day of being behind, approximately 2 hours before reset, Blank took the lead, beating out Technician. Blank became the President and Paul became the Secretary of State.

Paul then attempted an ill fated attempt at running for President before taking a break from the eUS [4]

After a month in the Philipines serving as Minister of Foreign Affairs Paul returned to the eUS where he took on light roles for a few months and joined the Federalist Party as the Libertarians were dissolved in his absence from activity. After a while Paul returned to eSwitzerland for two months serving as the Minister of Education under Patar333. Paul then returned to the eUS again, seeking to return to a US cabinet role garnering a spot on CivilAnarchy's prospective cabinet as Deputy Secretary of State. [5] Unfortunately Civil Anarchy lost to Glove in a close election. The next month Paul stayed busy as the Swiss Minister of Education from abroad while also serving in the Federalist Political Department and taking the US ambassadorship to the Netherlands.

Throughout this time Paul worked in the Federalist Party as an assistant political director. Until Paul ran in the Primaries for Federalist Party President for the month of September and won a close race against BigCDizzle. [6] As expected Paul Proteus was elected Federalist party president for the month of September.

Quotes from Paul's Time in eSwitzerland

	“ You are the most dedicated player I have ever seen ”
	(Cooldude97)

	“ [Paul]'s young, talented, funny and he's the best choice for this country! ”
	(JNArno)

	“ Paul, Your a good man ”
	(Pascal Couchepin)

	“ Paul, I Love You ”
	(Ilestis)

	“ Paul, You are the hero of heroes ”
	(Renouille)

	“ Paul, will fight for whats right, he has good morals ”
	(Dan Heylin, Ambassador to Switzerland from the U.S.)

	“ Paul, You're pretty cool, most of the time... ”
	(Penguin4512)

Life in eSwitzerland

Paul Proteus is a Swiss Politician and member of the resistance. When he was born, he was thrust into the world of eSwiss politics. Immediately he began to make his mark, helping organize many resistance functions. At level 4 he was getting noticed, posting on the

Resistance forums.[7] At level eight, Stranger Here Myself funded Paul Proteus' unlock features, so he could run for Congress. He ran under the Swiss Democratic Party and got in first try with eleven votes! Second only to Lynari, who got 20. Still, this election was a failure for the resistance as Shaolin citizens got 66% of Congress with the same amount of votes.

It was this time when Paul met Cooldude97. They became friends, with Cooldude97 once saying to Paul, "You are the most devoted player I have seen". Paul also gained political allies with resistance leaders such as JNArno and Penguin4512 with JNArno saying to Paul "You are a valuable asset". JNArno chose Paul to be his vMoF when he was elected president. However, this role was short, as JNArno was soon impeached on his second day. Paul has stayed steadfast in believing in Switzerland, and was re-elected for a second term, doing extraordinarily well at the polls in Deutschschweiz. Paul Proteus also co-founded and co-owns The Swiss Resistance org.

In april, Paul ran as JNArno's MoI (Minister of Interior), however JNArno lost to the SNP's Arschmann, who, as many speculate was a political joke, appointed Paul Proteus Minister of Protection against Brain Slugs, or as it was later changed to, Minister of Entertainment, Paul considered denying this position, as it doesn't entail much, but couldn't resist, and went along with it with a chuckle. Paul ran for congress for a third time in Deutschschweiz. He barely got in with 5 votes, but he still got in. He ran with the Swiss Freedom Party, which he officially joined. He also helped push the SFP into joining the coalition that the SLP and PSR were forming. Because of his effort, and many other reasons, the coalition chose him to run as Eleriel's Vice President. After a very close presidential race, in which Eleriel only won because 30 people who voted for Polly were banned, Paul Proteus became the vice president of Switzerland! When the next congressional elections rolled in, Paul decided to run in Svizzera italiana, where he received 7 votes (tied for the most of anyone in that region) even though it was a dead region, thus making Paul 4 for 4 with Congressional Elections. Potaatti then named Paul the Captain of the Soccer.kieko team, the eSwitzerland Milk Cows, not because Paul was any good, but because Paul asked. The next election, Paul again ran as Eleriel's vice president, but Clifford Burns won. Still, because Paul is ever so well liked, Clifford made him the Vice President, and Vice Head of the Federal Department of the Environment, Transport, Energy and Communications.

Later, when Party Presidential elections creeped up, Wazamaza was unfortunately hacked, so Paul ran and won Party President of the Swiss Freedom Party! Paul ran at the next congressional elections in Romandie, where he got in at 6 votes as a wild card. Paul then ran again for SFP party president, and beat Manefa. Paul then ran in the next primaries (which Penguin hosted) and beat JNArno by one point, a score of 15-14.[8] Paul then went on to compete against Walther Rathenau. Paul went on to beat Walther in a closely contested race by around 10 votes [9].

With Monumental events such as the shaolins leaving Switzerland and Paul becoming President, Switzerland flew into a new era! Of course all good things do have to end, and Paul let his good friend Jimakos-Thess become the president. Paul did not run for another term of SFP party president, and began to ponder what to do with his eLife...Something monumental then occurred near the end of Jimako's presidency...Paul changed his profile pic from Stan Marsh (which he had maintained for the better part of his eLife) to Scott Pilgrim. The next party presidential elections, Paul ran to keep the SFP out of unwelcome hands, unfortunately, he tied 9-9, and Paul, having less Experience lost the SFP, and vowed terrible vengeance.

Next Congressional elections, Paul reluctantly re-entered politics and ran for congress. He didn't really want to win nor take it away from a better candidate, but he noticed a terrible lack of resistance candidates running, and placed his candidature in Graubunden. He did not campaign, but still got in with a meager two votes. Thus, again proving, Paul's indisputable awesomeness.

Paul now saw his opportunity to again save his country, and signed up to run for president, getting the support of the Parti Imperialiste and the Spartan Legion Party. Once again, the masses shouted "P4P!" Paul's election seemed unorganized, and many thought Paul had little chance at winning, but after an amazing effort, Paul won by 15 votes. [10]

After a very successful term in which, through an army Paul created, player activity nearly doubled, Paul took an invitation to leave Switzerland and sail to America.

Newspaper

Goodbye Blue Monday

Besides politics, Paul runs his newspaper, Good-Bye Blue Monday. This newspaper is Paul's way of relaxing, he tries to write funny articles with lots of nice pictures.

Here is the Goodbye Blue Monday Archive,

Issue 1- Congress by Paul Proteus

Issue 2- Upcoming Elections and More

Issue 3- JNArno is President and the Hitchhiker's Guide to eSwitzerland

Issue 4-The Future of eSwitzerland

Issue 5-Vote Paul for SDP Party President

Issue 6-Party Presidents, SFP, and Congress

Issue 7-Congress, Olympics, and Ferrets!

Issue 8-Thank You

Issue 9-Consider the Following with Paul Proteus

Issue 10-The Swiss Primaries

Issue 11-Primaries and Another Hitchhiker's Guide

Issue 12-Election, Implications and a Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger

Issue 13-Party Presidents, Consider the Following and an Apology

Issue 14-If I was RL Swiss...

Issue 15-Congressional Elections and the Swiss-ish Report

Issue 16-Asterix in Switzerland, The End of Primaries, and the Upcoming Elections

Issue 17-Presidential Elections, ZOMBIES!!! and a hint of Asterix

Issue 18-Hall of the Super Best Friends, Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger and a Book of Renouille

Issue 19-Paul's Going for Congress.....again

Issue 20-Holy Shit, Penguin's in Congress *Article Reported and Taken Down

Issue 21-Presidential Elections, A Postcard, and a Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger

Issue 22- An Ode To France *Published in France

Issue 23- EMERGENCY *Reported and Taken Down

Issue 24- Paul, a Party President! Other Election Results and Hackerz

Issue 25- Paul is going for Congress, the SFP, an Erepublik odyssey, and Goodbye Wazamza

Issue 26-Romandie, SFP Candidates and a Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger

Issue 27- A Little Song, Tales of Interest and some SFP News

Issue 28- The Tale of The Three Languages

Issue 29- Doctor Proteus, and how I learned to not worry and Support this Candidate

Issue 30- Presidential Address

Issue 31- The Government-Day 1000

Issue 32- Weekend Update, Constitution and Jobs, Jobs and more Jobs

Issue 33- The Legend of Paul

Issue 34- I'll Be Your Dipping Sauce Bitch

Issue 35- OPERATION HUMBLE CLIFFORD

Issue 36- This Machine...

Issue 37- The Clifford Burns Political Machine

Issue 38- A Modest Proposal (Paul for President)

Issue 39- I Like Pike! (Paul for President)

Issue 40- Deja Vu (Presidential Address)

Issue 41- Time to get Serious (Presidential Address)

Issue 42- High School Never Ends (Presidential Address)

Issue 43- Hey Ho, Let's Go (Presidential Address)

Issue 44- Misery *This was Paul's first article in the eUS

Issue 45- Paul says: Give CRoy something or else!

Issue 46- Erepublik Singles Hotline

Issue 47- Campaign Posters to Go! This article won the Gulden Draak award for Journalistic Excellence

Issue 48- This isn't Like Most Campaign Articles

Issue 49- A Wave of Lies and the Proteus Bump

Issue 50- (A Satire) Proteus4PoTeUS It's all about the Sprinkles

Issue 51- Available in Pharmacies Everywhere

Issue 52- Paul4Libs (PP4PP)

Issue 53- Operation Lib-eration (Party President)

Issue 54- Paul Says: Election Edition (Party President)

Issue 55- Consider the Following: A Pfeiffer/Proteus Ticket

Issue 56- Paul Speaks: On Races, Shit Hitting the Fan and Imminent, Imminent Attacks

Issue 57- The end of the Road (Party President) Marxus4Lib Party President and Grand Theft Auto: Canada

Issue 58- Hundreds Mourn Loss of Hard Workers

Issue 59- All Other Interviews are Child's Play (Interview with POTUS Candidates)

Issue 60- Have it Your Way (Proteus Bump Within)

Issue 61- The New State Department

Issue 62- Are You an Awesome Possum?

Issue 63- The State Lottery and Some World News

Issue 64- Interview with a Pet Rock

Issue 64- The Ambassador Lottery Strikes Again

Issue 65- Small Nations Exist

Issue 66- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS) Begin the Begin!

Issue 67- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS: VP and CoS) Born to Run

Issue 68- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS) Media Allstars

Issue 69- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS: Defense Team) Another One Bites the Dust

Issue 70- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS: Interior) We can Dance if We Want To!

Issue 71- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS: State and Treasury) My Generation

Issue 72- (PROTEUS4PoTeUS) A Final Appeal

Issue 73- Sailing Away

Issue 74- Captain's Log

Issue 75- A Day in the Life

Issue 76- Back in the US

Issue 78- Spanish People, Turtles and Pizza the Hut

Issue 79- Bazooka Riots Meet Paradoxical End

Issue 80- Headless Chicken Elected President

Issue 81- Admins Forget to Add Spain to the Game

Issue 82- Paul Proteus: Vampire Hunter

Issue 83- Paul of the Dead

Issue 84- Merry Christmas (Spoiler: It Ends Tonight)

Issue 85- Hey You Don't Remember Me? Well This is Awkward

Issue 86- This is what Happens When You Write your Articles at 2:30 AM

Issue 87- Revenge of the Winter Dolphin

Issue 88- Happy Valentines Day: Pass it on

Issue 89- The Land of Milk and Dairy This Article was Published in eSwitzerland

Issue 90- Edu-Ma-Cation: Jobs, Land and Levels

Issue 91- PaulProteusPartyPresident Manifesto

Issue 92- Paul4SFP Take Two

Issue 93- EVRYone's Gonna Get Stoned This Article was Published in the eUS

Issue 94- Don't Eat the Yellow (Journalism)

Issue 95- This Article has No Title (Endorsement Within)

Issue 96- Hygiene and Mudslinging

Issue 97- Mission(s) Impossible

Issue 98- Federalists Party Hard (Party President)

Issue 99- Game Changes and Federalist News (Party President)

Issue 100- Best Congress is Federalist Congress (Party President)

Issue 101- Unity through...Unity (Party President)

Issue 102- Month in Review (Party President)

Issue 103- I am Federalism and So Can You (Party President)

A Ball Named Switzerland Paul Also Runs another newspapers with his friend Penguin4512 He is a co-writer and co-illustrator of Ball Named Switzerland

Here is the A Ball Named Switzerland Archive starting with the name change and Paul's increasing influence

Issue 1- Alliance Comix

Issue 2- I Can See Slovenia from my House!

Issue 3-India and USA Break Up

Issue 4- I'm Gonna Vote!

Issue 5-Live the Swiss Dream

Issue 6-Russia Gets Mugged

Issue 7-The Last Comix

Issue 8-The Test

Issue 9- (A Ball named Switzerland) Test of your Swiss-ness

Guest Appearances Paul has appeared in other peoples newspapers whether it be a comic or an interview, here is the complete archive

Hadrian's Wall

-The Q10 with Paul Proteus (Swiss Miss...ter)

Primitive Thinking

-Inane POTUS Debate

WeThePeople

-eSwitzerland Vote

eSwitzerland Inquirer

-Upcoming Elections

The Swiss Help News

-Owner vs. Owner

Meet the Press

-Interview with Candidate Paul Proteus

Revolutionary Times

-Interview with Paul Proteus

Cooking With Flare:

-All Hail the New Chief (Dougie Doodle)

-Easter Duck Huntin' (Dougie Doodle)

Memoirs of a Kid

-Interview with Paul Proteus, Libertarian Extraordinaire

Interviews with a Troll

-Troll Interview with Paul Proteus

White House Press Release

-whpr Day 1332

Ice Cream and Switzerland

-Operation 601

-Switzerland and the World

Paul's Corner Paul's Corner is a segment at the end of Jelly9473's articles where Paul would place pictures somewhat related to the topic

-What's Going on in Places you Should Care About

-Analyzing the 3 New Countries

- eAsia, Poland and the Monetary Crash!

- What's Been Happening Recently

-A New Media Module...Finally

From Paul, With Love A newspaper written from one of Paul's orgs in Switzerland so he could keep writing occasional articles there, was created to help spread the news of the new alliance Luna to Switzerland.

-Switzerland Can into Luna (Paul Proteus)

-Tonight we Dine in (Insert Rocky Montage)

-Never Ever Ever Ever Forget Me

The Renouilleist Church To spread the influence of the eSwiss religion Renouilleism Paul maintained an org, The Renouilleist Church, which published the following doctrine

-The Ten Commandments of Renouilleism

Business

Paul Proteus has co-owned two companies with Cooldude97, unfortunately, both have failed.

Military

Paul grew up in a rather a-military Switzerland with MPPs and Training Wars rare and few in between. However, during Paul's second term as President of Switzerland, he established an army, riding off the MPP his predecessor Walther has signed with Poland. The Switzerland Armed forces, headed by George Armstrong Custer and Mikhail Alexander may not have been a big hitting force, but they were a symbol of Swiss pride and unity, and increased enjoyment of the game and player retention in Switzerland

Obviously, Paul had to resign from the SAF once he moved to the eUnited States, but in March, Paul felt like dipping his feet in the water that is militias and joined the newly formed Ultramarines. He had a lot of fun and even fought a bit, and rocked a super sexy avatar.

Later when the Ultramarines merged with the United States Armed Forces (USAF) and became a branch, Paul had a new even sexier avatar

Paul eventually left the Ultramarines when he went to the Philippines, and upon his return he temporarily spent some time in Easy Company before leaving that for a short stint in Switzerland. Since then he has re-joined the Ultramarines.