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name=Longbaugh| | name=Longbaugh| | ||
− | birth=March 13, 2009 | | + | wiki=Longbaugh| |
− | death=| | + | birth=March 13, 2009| |
+ | death=| | ||
+ | dead=no| | ||
sex=Male| | sex=Male| | ||
+ | national rank=| | ||
+ | level=54| | ||
+ | picture=Citizen1360071sc.png| | ||
+ | number=1360071| | ||
+ | country=Pakistan| | ||
+ | party=[[Stardust_Crusaders|Vento Aureo]]| | ||
+ | residence=[[Kentucky]], [[USA]]| | ||
+ | faith=[[Dioism]]| | ||
+ | newspaper=[[Chin Music]]| | ||
− | <!-- | + | <!-- positions and terms --> | |
− | + | office1=Secretary General| | |
− | + | office_location1=Stardust Crusaders{{!}}Vento Aureo| | |
+ | term_begin1=July 17, 2021| | ||
+ | term_end1=<i>present</i>| | ||
+ | predecessor1=Dio Eraclea{{!}}Shuza| | ||
+ | successor1=| | ||
− | + | office2=Dioism{{!}}Kongressman| | |
− | + | office_location2=Pakistan|| | |
+ | term_begin2=February 26, 2020| | ||
+ | term_end2=<i>present</i>| | ||
+ | predecessor2=Cendorr 2.1| | ||
+ | successor2=| | ||
− | + | office3=Dioism{{!}}Kongressman| | |
− | + | office_location3=Andhra Pradesh| | |
− | + | term_begin3=November 26, 2010| | |
− | + | term_end3=December 25, 2010| | |
− | + | predecessor3=Longbaugh{{!}}aco2108| | |
− | + | successor3=India{{!}}(Indian occupation)| | |
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− | + | office4=Dioism{{!}}Kongressman| | |
− | + | office_location4=Maharashtra| | |
− | + | term_begin4=October 26, 2010| | |
− | + | term_end4=November 19, 2010| | |
− | + | predecessor4=India{{!}}(Indian occupation)| | |
− | + | successor4=China{{!}}(Chinese Occupation)| | |
− | + | office5=Dioism{{!}}Kongressman| | |
− | + | office_location5=Sindh| | |
− | + | term_begin5=September 26, 2010| | |
− | + | term_end5=October 25, 2010| | |
− | + | predecessor5=Longbaugh{{!}}Casee| | |
− | + | successor5=Longbaugh{{!}}Farhat Bano| | |
− | + | office6=Councillor| | |
− | + | office_location6=United States Workers Party| | |
− | + | term_begin6=December 16, 2012| | |
− | + | term_end6=January 23, 2013| | |
− | + | predecessor6=Inwegen| | |
− | + | successor6=ligtreb| | |
− | + | office7=Congress member{{!}}Senator| | |
− | + | office_location7=United States| | |
− | + | term_begin7=January 26, 2017| | |
− | + | term_end7=February 25, 2017| | |
− | + | predecessor7=Wild Owl| | |
− | + | successor7=Rudolf Peresin| | |
− | + | office8=Congress member{{!}}Senator| | |
− | + | office_location8=United States| | |
− | + | term_begin8=December 26, 2012| | |
− | + | term_end8=February 25, 2013| | |
− | + | predecessor8=Longbaugh{{!}}Dutch Marley| | |
− | + | successor8=Lonestar 2{{!}}Max McFarland 3| | |
− | + | office9=Congress member{{!}}Senator| | |
− | + | office_location9=Hawaii| | |
− | + | term_begin9=May 26, 2009| | |
− | + | term_end9=June 25, 2009| | |
− | + | predecessor9=Longbaugh{{!}}changewillcome| | |
− | + | successor9=James Harding| | |
− | + | office10=United Kingdom#Parliament{{!}}Member of Parliament| | |
− | office10=| | + | office_location10=East Midlands| |
− | office_location10=| | + | term_begin10=July 26, 2010| |
− | term_begin10=| | + | term_end10=September 16, 2010| |
− | term_end10=| | + | predecessor10=Mr Woldy| |
− | predecessor10=| | + | successor10=Karacticus| |
− | successor10=| | + | |
− | + | office11=United Kingdom#Parliament{{!}}Member of Parliament| | |
− | + | office_location11=West Midlands| | |
− | + | term_begin11=April 26, 2010| | |
− | + | term_end11=June 25, 2010| | |
− | + | predecessor11=Longbaugh{{!}}Bob the terrorist| | |
− | + | successor11=Netherlands{{!}}(Dutch occupation)| | |
− | + | office12=Constitution of Ireland{{!}}Teachta Dála| | |
− | + | office_location12=Dublin| | |
− | + | term_begin12=November 26, 2009| | |
+ | term_end12=February 15, 2010| | ||
+ | predecessor12=Longbaugh{{!}}Luka Barlek| | ||
+ | successor12=Longbaugh{{!}}Cpl Useless| | ||
+ | ... | ||
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+ | office_location20=| | ||
+ | term_begin20=| | ||
+ | term_end20=| | ||
+ | predecessor20=| | ||
+ | successor20=| | ||
+ | <!-- military --> | | ||
+ | military rank=God of War*|<!---no abbreviations---> | ||
+ | aircraft rank=Squadron Leader****|<!---no abbreviations---> | ||
+ | army=[[Stardust Crusaders]]| | ||
}} | }} | ||
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<span style="color:#060">He has been blessed by [[Dio|<span style="color:#060">Dio</span>]].</span> | <span style="color:#060">He has been blessed by [[Dio|<span style="color:#060">Dio</span>]].</span> | ||
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+ | {{Quote|It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.|[http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jacob Jacob]}} | ||
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− | + | '''Longbaugh''' (pronounced ''\ lȯŋˈbau \''; born day 479) is a mercenary, politician, public intellectual, soldier, entrepreneur, and [[Wikipedia:Gonzo journalism|gonzo]] journalist from the [[Pakistan|Holy Empire of Pakistan]]. | |
− | + | =Early Life= | |
− | + | [[File:Hitchens10.jpg|thumb|left|Longbaugh (right, prior to his transformation) at the June 2009 "Emerick is Great" conference in New York City.]] | |
− | = | + | Longbaugh was born on on day 479 of the [[New World]] (Friday the 13th of March, 2009) in [[Wikipedia:Dallas|Dallas]], [[Texas]]. He was an improper bastard and thus his birth was celebrated by a banhammer being levied upon his father. |
− | [[File:Hitchens10.jpg|thumb|left|Longbaugh (right) at the June 2009 "Emerick is Great" conference in New York City.]] | + | |
− | Longbaugh was born on on day 479 of the [[New World]] (Friday the 13th of March, 2009) in Dallas, [[Texas]]. | + | |
− | Upon reaching level 7, Longbaugh joined the [[United States Workers Party]] under party president [[ProggyPop]]. He worked and trained every day for 89 days before a regularly-scheduled maintenance session went over | + | Upon reaching level 7, Longbaugh joined the [[United States Workers Party]] (USWP) under party president [[ProggyPop]]. He worked and trained every day for 89 days before a regularly-scheduled maintenance session went over schedule and he was cheated of his third Hard Worker medal in a row (back when it was a "consecutive day" thing). |
− | In those three months he bounced around numerous jobs and was fairly active on the | + | In those first three months, he bounced around numerous jobs and was fairly active on the eUS and USWP forums. He became known as a fierce critic of [[Uncle Sam]], [[Dio Brando]], and the beta giant sub-culture in general. He campaigned for [[scrabman]] all four times he ran for the presidency—the first time, losing to Uncle Sam's bullshit "George W. Bush/Chuck Norris" re-election campaign. |
− | In May of 2009 Longbaugh was elected the fifth | + | In May of 2009 Longbaugh was elected the fifth congressman of [[Hawaii]]. In July of 2009 he defected to [[Ireland]] but moved again to [[Indonesia]] a few weeks later to fight against [[Fortis]] and [[EDEN]]. Upon the conclusion of [[World War III]] he returned to Ireland and lived there for four months until February of 2010, when he permanently relocated to the United Kingdom. |
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− | {{SmFlag|Pakistan}}On Day 635 | + | {{SmFlag|Pakistan}}''On Day 635 Longbaugh converted to [[Dioism]] upon the personal blessing of Dio Brando himself. He credits the death of [[darkplayer82]] (a [[Theocracy|Theocrat]]) in August of 2009 as the catalyst for his re-consideration of the '''core faith''', for which he has devoted himself ever since.''{{SmFlag|Pakistan}} |
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==Achievements== | ==Achievements== | ||
+ | Longbaugh has received 814 medals: | ||
− | + | {{Medals | |
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− | + | |Freedom Fighter=40 | |
− | + | |Last day Freedom Fighter=4,528 | |
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− | + | |Hard Worker=75 | |
− | + | |Last day Hard Worker=6,009 | |
+ | |||
+ | |Congress Member=65 | ||
+ | |Last day Congress Member=6,003 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Country President=0 | ||
+ | |Last day Country President=0 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Media Mogul=0 | ||
+ | |Last day Media Mogul=0 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Battle Hero=51 | ||
+ | |Last day Battle Hero=5,946 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Sky Hero=7 | ||
+ | |Last day Sky Hero=5,990 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Campaign Hero=0 | ||
+ | |Last day Campaign Hero= | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Resistance Hero=4 | ||
+ | |Last day Resistance Hero=4,519 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Super Soldier=544 | ||
+ | |Last day Super Soldier=6,021 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |True Patriot=19 | ||
+ | |Last day True Patriot=5,893 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Society Builder=0 | ||
+ | |Last day Society Builder=0 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Mercenary=14 | ||
+ | |Last day Mercenary=4,510 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Party President=0 | ||
+ | |Last day Party President= | ||
+ | |Last Party= | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Eden Member=0 | ||
+ | |Eden Country=0 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |ONE Member=0 | ||
+ | |ONE Country=0 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Phoenix Member=1 | ||
+ | |Phoenix Country=United Kingdom | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Terra Member=0 | ||
+ | |Terra Country=0 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Entente Member=0 | ||
+ | |Entente Country=0 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |ALA Member=0 | ||
+ | |ALA Country=0 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |SOL Member=0 | ||
+ | |SOL Country=0 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Atlantis Member=0 | ||
+ | |Atlantis Country=0 | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Peace Member=2 | ||
+ | |Peace Country=Indonesia, Pakistan | ||
+ | |||
+ | |Wiki Rewards=0 | ||
+ | |Wiki Rewards Months=0 | ||
+ | }} | ||
− | Before the corporate reset he was the owner, president, and CEO of Orchid Worldwide (headquartered in [[London]]), Red Son Industries (headquartered in [[Moscow and Central Russia|Moscow]]), and Biffco (headquartered in Las Vegas, [[Nevada]]). He remains the founder and press director of ''[[The Long Bow | + | Before the corporate reset, he was the owner, president, and CEO of ''Orchid Worldwide'' (headquartered in [[London]]), ''Red Son Industries'' (headquartered in [[Moscow and Central Russia|Moscow]]), and ''Biffco'' (headquartered in Las Vegas, [[Nevada]]). He remains the founder and press director of ''[[Chin Music]]'' (formerly ''The Long Bow''), the oldest gonzo newspaper in the New World. |
==Citizenship History== | ==Citizenship History== | ||
− | {{CountryLink|USA}} ''(3/09 - 7/09) (10/12 - )''<br> | + | {{CountryLink|USA}} ''(3/09 - 7/09) (10/12 - 12/13) (4/14 - 6/19)''<br> |
− | [[Texas]], [[Florida]], [[Hawaii| | + | [[Texas]], [[Florida]], [[Hawaii]], [[Kentucky]], occupied [[Pyongan|P'yŏngan]]<br> |
{{CountryLink|Indonesia}} ''(7/09 - 11/09)''<br> | {{CountryLink|Indonesia}} ''(7/09 - 11/09)''<br> | ||
− | [[Java]], [[California]], Texas, [[Guangdong]], [[KwaZulu-Natal]]<br> | + | [[Java]], occupied [[California]], occupied Texas, occupied [[Guangdong]], occupied [[KwaZulu-Natal]]<br> |
{{CountryLink|Ireland}} ''(11/09 - 2/10)''<br> | {{CountryLink|Ireland}} ''(11/09 - 2/10)''<br> | ||
− | [[Dublin]], [[ | + | [[Dublin]], [[Louth]]<br> |
− | {{CountryLink|UK}} ''(2/10 - 9/10)<br> | + | {{CountryLink|UK}} ''(2/10 - 9/10)''<br> |
− | [[London]], [[West Midlands]], [[East Midlands]], [[Vestlandet]]<br> | + | [[London]], [[West Midlands]], [[East Midlands]], occupied [[Vestlandet]]<br> |
− | {{CountryLink|Pakistan}} ''(9/10 - 10/12)<br> | + | {{CountryLink|Pakistan}} ''(9/10 - 10/12) (12/13 - 4/14) (6/19 - )''<br> |
− | [[Punjab]], [[Sindh]], [[Andhra Pradesh]], [[Eastern Thailand]], [[ | + | [[Punjab]], [[Sindh]], [[Balochistan]], occupied [[Andhra Pradesh]], occupied [[Eastern Thailand]], occupied [[Kerala]]<br> |
− | =[[File: | + | =[[File:Icon alliance signed.png]] Politics= |
− | [[File:Hitchens02.jpg|thumb|left|Addressing American ex-pats in Jakarta, Indonesia | + | [[File:Hitchens02.jpg|thumb|left|Addressing American ex-pats in Jakarta, Indonesia. (2009)]] |
− | {{Quote|There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.| | + | {{Quote|There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum.| {{Plain link|//www.clarkefoundation.org/ Arthur C. Clarke}}}} |
− | Longbaugh describes himself as a former | + | Longbaugh describes himself as a former atheist, an unapologetic polemicist, and a proudly-staunch liberal. He has been elected to public office in four different countries. |
− | Longbaugh left Texas in April of 2009 for the Aloha State of | + | Longbaugh left Texas in April of 2009 for the Aloha State of Hawaii. He created his newspaper ''The Long Bow'' initially as a tool for his first congressional campaign in May of 2009, posting his first article on May 23, immediately after being nominated by the USWP for the seat. It was after writing that first article that he first encountered the dirty nature of U.S. politics when Congressman {{eLink|citizen|1352438|Tormod}} of [[Utah]] immediately thrashed him for even daring to challenge his alleged friend ''changewillcome'' for the seat. Though, it should be noted that Longbaugh later learned that the two were never friends and that {{eLink|citizen|1352438|Tormod}} only acted the way he did because he was a party hack who was simply defending a fellow party member. |
− | On May 25th Longbaugh was elected the | + | On May 25th Longbaugh was elected to Congress from the great state of Hawaii. After being assigned to a junior seat on the Military Committee, he began work in the USWP-dominated [[Congress of the USA#May 2009|United States Congress]] under President scrabman. His term was fairly standard; except for caving to inexperience and jumping the committee process on an import tax bill. Nevertheless, he published his voting record every week and explained his reasons behind each vote. |
− | His re-election campaign was not a success. He was initially challenged by [[fingerguns]] of the [[Libertarian Party]] until fingerguns had to drop out due to the ineptitude of party president [[Claire Littleton]] (who apparently forgot she was PP). As a result of | + | His re-election campaign was not a success. He was initially challenged by [[fingerguns]] of the [[Libertarian Party]] until fingerguns had to drop out due to the ineptitude of party president [[Claire Littleton]] (who apparently forgot she was PP). As a result of voter relocation by the Libertarian Party his replacement, [[James Harding]], defeated Longbaugh by a solitary vote. |
− | At this point he became a private citizen, working and fighting every day in the war games with Ireland. He wrote an | + | At this point he became a private citizen, working and fighting every day in the war games with Ireland. He wrote an {{eLink|article|842977|article}} detailing what he called, ''"the fundamental problem with small parties,"'' and got a lot of criticism for what was otherwise a level-headed analysis of why the USWP dominates every election. However, it wasn't until he wrote an article "thanking" the [[United Independents Party]] for the federal criminal Congressman Robert S. Miller (who attempted to liquidate the Federal Reserve) that he drew fire from all fronts. |
[[File:BlessedbyDio.jpg|thumb|right|The Holy Message]] | [[File:BlessedbyDio.jpg|thumb|right|The Holy Message]] | ||
− | USWP party president [[Zcia]] asked that he remove the article, as it was unnecessarily drawing criticism of the USWP—though Longbaugh never mentioned his party in either the article or in any of his replies to comments. He made such knowledge known. However, upon Zcia pressing the matter, he politely declined, resigned from the USWP, and continued pressing UIP party president [[Ansen]] to issue a statement regarding their nomination of, and campaign to put Robert S. Miller in | + | USWP party president [[Zcia]] asked that he remove the article, as it was unnecessarily drawing criticism of the USWP—though Longbaugh never mentioned his party in either the article or in any of his replies to comments. He made such knowledge known. However, upon Zcia pressing the matter, he politely declined, resigned from the USWP, and continued pressing UIP party president [[Ansen]] to issue a statement regarding their nomination of, and campaign to put Robert S. Miller in Congress. |
− | After the statement was finally issued by the UIP (with no | + | After the statement was finally issued by the UIP (with no acknowledgement of Longbaugh's plight), Longbaugh declared the issue to be dead. However, Ansen continued to attack Longbaugh and called upon his friends to do the same; showering his articles and his PM box with insults. Over the course of a few days Longbaugh had a conversation with the banned Robert S. Miller (as HiFat Industries) and learned that Miller's corruption was only the tip of the iceberg regarding both the United Independents Party and the Libertarian Party. |
This, in addition to the dissolution of [[ATLANTIS]] on May 21st and the subsequent disorganized formation of [[Fortis]] and [[EDEN]], caused Longbaugh to become so disenfranchised that he quit his job and moved to Navan, in the [[Louth]]. | This, in addition to the dissolution of [[ATLANTIS]] on May 21st and the subsequent disorganized formation of [[Fortis]] and [[EDEN]], caused Longbaugh to become so disenfranchised that he quit his job and moved to Navan, in the [[Louth]]. | ||
− | After moving to Indonesia in July of 2009, Longbaugh ran for office three times in three different regions; losing each election. Upon his return to Ireland he won three successive elections. | + | After moving to Indonesia in July of 2009, Longbaugh ran for office three times in three different regions; losing each election. Upon his return to Ireland, he won three successive elections. |
==[[File:Icon-Indonesia.png|42px]]Indonesia== | ==[[File:Icon-Indonesia.png|42px]]Indonesia== | ||
− | Upon his defection from the United States in July of 2009, Longbaugh moved to Ireland. Befriending numerous polite Irish, | + | Upon his defection from the United States in July of 2009, Longbaugh moved to Ireland. Befriending numerous polite Irish, he felt comfortable and at ease; even though the people slandering him with unsubstantiated accusations continued to do so in replying to his then-Irish newspaper articles. He resented what he called the "schoolyard" politics of the United States and made it known to every American going out of their way to insult him from across the Atlantic. |
− | + | When Indonesia invaded Hawaii on July 13, 2009 (effectively starting World War III), Longbaugh decided to get involved. Considering the United States would be busy fending off four nations, war games would be indefinitely suspended. He informed his employer, his party, and his newfound countrymen that he was moving to Indonesia to fight for [[PEACE GC]] and would return to his adopted homeland after the war. | |
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− | When Indonesia invaded | + | |
===Electoral History in Indonesia=== | ===Electoral History in Indonesia=== | ||
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| [[semarangindah]] | | [[semarangindah]] | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Partai Kami Sama v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Partai Kami Sama]] |
| 16 ''(elected)'' | | 16 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 59.3% | | 59.3% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Indonesian Defensive Socialist.jpg|36px|center|link=Indonesian Defensive Socialist]] |
| 6 | | 6 | ||
| 22.2% | | 22.2% | ||
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|- | |- | ||
| CaPiTaNo | | CaPiTaNo | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Partai Kami Sama v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Partai Kami Sama]] |
| 5 ''(elected)'' | | 5 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 41.6% | | 41.6% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Partai Komunis eIndonesia.jpg|36px|center|link=Partai Komunis eIndonesia]] |
| 2 | | 2 | ||
| 16.7% | | 16.7% | ||
|- | |- | ||
| [[Bajaj]] | | [[Bajaj]] | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Indonesian Defensive Socialist.jpg|36px|center|link=Indonesian Defensive Socialist]] |
| 2 | | 2 | ||
| 16.7% | | 16.7% | ||
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| 16.7% | | 16.7% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Nandya Chantique | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1823921|Nandya Chantique}} |
| [[File:Party-Narcissist.jpg |36px|center|link=Narcissist]] | | [[File:Party-Narcissist.jpg |36px|center|link=Narcissist]] | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
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| 39% | | 39% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | pandu saksono | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1797546|pandu saksono}} |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Partai Kami Sama.jpg|36px|center|link=Partai Kami Sama]] |
| 18 ''(elected)'' | | 18 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 30.5% | | 30.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Partai Komunis eIndonesia.jpg|36px|center|link=Partai Komunis eIndonesia]] |
| 14 | | 14 | ||
| 23.7% | | 23.7% | ||
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Upon his defection from the United States in July of 2009, Longbaugh moved to Ireland. Befriending numerous polite Irish, Longbaugh felt comfortable and at ease; even though the people slandering him with unsubstantiated accusations continued to do so in replying to his then-Irish newspaper articles. He resented what he called the "schoolyard" politics of the United States and made it known to every American going out of their way to insult him from across the Atlantic. | Upon his defection from the United States in July of 2009, Longbaugh moved to Ireland. Befriending numerous polite Irish, Longbaugh felt comfortable and at ease; even though the people slandering him with unsubstantiated accusations continued to do so in replying to his then-Irish newspaper articles. He resented what he called the "schoolyard" politics of the United States and made it known to every American going out of their way to insult him from across the Atlantic. | ||
− | [[File:Hitchens05.jpg|thumb|right|Nursing a hangover at his home in Navan, Ireland.]] | + | [[File:Hitchens05.jpg|thumb|right|Nursing a hangover at his home in Navan, Ireland. (2009)]] |
− | When Indonesia invaded | + | When Indonesia invaded Hawaii on July 13, 2009 (effectively starting World War III), Longbaugh decided to get involved. Considering the United States would be busy fending off four nations, war games would be indefinitely suspended. He informed his employer, his party, and his newfound countrymen that he was moving to Indonesia to fight for [[PEACE GC]] and would return to his adopted homeland after the war. |
On day 724 Longbaugh returned to Ireland upon the news that Indonesia had resigned from PEACE GC. He almost immediately announced his candidature for a Dublin seat in the [[Constitution_of_Ireland#ARTICLE_4:_D.C3.81IL_.C3.89ireann|Dáil Éireann]], running as a member of the [[Irish Union Party]]. Competing against eleven other candidates (four from his own party), Longbaugh was narrowly elected to the sixth seat by one vote. | On day 724 Longbaugh returned to Ireland upon the news that Indonesia had resigned from PEACE GC. He almost immediately announced his candidature for a Dublin seat in the [[Constitution_of_Ireland#ARTICLE_4:_D.C3.81IL_.C3.89ireann|Dáil Éireann]], running as a member of the [[Irish Union Party]]. Competing against eleven other candidates (four from his own party), Longbaugh was narrowly elected to the sixth seat by one vote. | ||
− | In January of 2010 [[Poland]] (fresh off a record baby boom) invaded the United Kingdom in the name of EDEN. President [[Edana Savage]] issued an order for the Irish Defence Forces to stand-down, effectively putting the final nail in the coffin of the technically-invalid [[The Raleigh Treaty|Raleigh Treaty]]. Longbaugh wrote an | + | In January of 2010 [[Poland]] (fresh off a record baby boom) invaded the United Kingdom in the name of EDEN. President [[Edana Savage]] issued an order for the Irish Defence Forces to stand-down, effectively putting the final nail in the coffin of the technically-invalid [[The Raleigh Treaty|Raleigh Treaty]]. Longbaugh wrote an {{eLink|article|1148575|article}} declaring his firm position that Ireland should help the UK in th face of invasion, if only to further relations with the neighboring world power. The article was met with much opposition from Irish citizens; though some Irish (including elected [[Constitution of Ireland|Teachta Dála's]]) expressed support for aid to the UK. Regardless of the expected—and customary—reaction to Longbaugh's article, it still managed to receive over a hundred votes (which is a rarity in such a small and partially-active nation like Ireland). |
− | On Day 800 Longbaugh penned an | + | On Day 800 Longbaugh penned an {{eLink|article|1173729|article addressing Theocracy's abandonment}} of [[Pakistan]] upon invasion by India. His principle criticism was rooted in the then-recent relocation of all Theocrats to [[The Book of Dio/Chapter 2|pig-disgusting Spain]] in December of 2009. The article gained worldwide attention among Dioists, [[Anti-Dioism|anti-Dioists]], and Theocrats alike; eventually drawing the attention of the principle Theocratic deity himself, [[Dio Akira]]. |
He resigned as Teachta Dála of [[Dublin]] on Day 818 of the New World. | He resigned as Teachta Dála of [[Dublin]] on Day 818 of the New World. | ||
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!Pct. | !Pct. | ||
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− | | Bryan O'Shea | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1451390|Bryan O'Shea}} |
| [[File:Party-Irish Union Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Union Party]] | | [[File:Party-Irish Union Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Union Party]] | ||
| 18 ''(elected)'' | | 18 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 21.4% | | 21.4% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | AppleMan | + | | [[AppleMan]] |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Social Democrats.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Social Democrats]] |
| 16 ''(elected)'' | | 16 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 19% | | 19% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Daniel Kaffe | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1402698|Daniel Kaffe}} |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Freedom Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Freedom Party]] |
| 16 ''(elected)'' | | 16 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 19% | | 19% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | O Bass | + | | [[O Bass]] |
− | | [[File:Saoirse.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] | + | | [[File:Party-Saoirse v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] |
| 8 ''(elected)'' | | 8 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 9.5% | | 9.5% | ||
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| 7.1% | | 7.1% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
| [[File:Party-Irish Union Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Union Party]] | | [[File:Party-Irish Union Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Union Party]] | ||
| 5 ''(elected)'' | | 5 ''(elected)'' | ||
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|- | |- | ||
| Angry-Hobbit | | Angry-Hobbit | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Independent Voices.jpg|36px|center|link=Independent Voices]] |
| 4 | | 4 | ||
| 4.8% | | 4.8% | ||
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|- | |- | ||
| cycocool | | cycocool | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Social Democrats.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Social Democrats]] |
| 3 | | 3 | ||
| 3.6% | | 3.6% | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Bradums | | Bradums | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Independent Voices.jpg|36px|center|link=Independent Voices]] |
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 1.2% | | 1.2% | ||
|- | |- | ||
| dawid1600 | | dawid1600 | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Independent Voices.jpg|36px|center|link=Independent Voices]] |
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 1.2% | | 1.2% | ||
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|- | |- | ||
− | | Daniel Kaffe | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1402698|Daniel Kaffe}} |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Freedom Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Freedom Party]] |
| 10 ''(elected)'' | | 10 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 18.5% | | 18.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | O Bass | + | | [[O Bass]] |
− | | [[File:Saoirse.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] | + | | [[File:Party-Saoirse v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] |
| 9 ''(elected)'' | | 9 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 16.5% | | 16.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
| [[File:Party-Irish Union Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Union Party]] | | [[File:Party-Irish Union Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Union Party]] | ||
| 8 ''(elected)'' | | 8 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 14.8% | | 14.8% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Mr. Lassan | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1933284|Mr.Lassan}} |
− | | [[File:Saoirse.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] | + | | [[File:Party-Saoirse v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] |
| 5 ''(elected)'' | | 5 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 9.2% | | 9.2% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Teutorix Aleria | + | | [[Teutorix Aleria]] |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Social Democrats.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Social Democrats]] |
| 4 ''(elected)'' | | 4 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 7.4% | | 7.4% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Zip Nolan | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1635936|Zip Nolan}} |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Freedom Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Freedom Party]] |
| 4 ''(elected)'' | | 4 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 7.4% | | 7.4% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | dude80 | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1351563|dude80}} |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Social Democrats.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Social Democrats]] |
| 3 | | 3 | ||
| 5.5% | | 5.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
| JOJEGZ | | JOJEGZ | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Independent Voices.jpg|36px|center|link=Independent Voices]] |
| 3 | | 3 | ||
| 5.5% | | 5.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Mr Ginge | + | | [[Mr Ginge]] |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Social Democrats.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Social Democrats]] |
| 3 | | 3 | ||
| 5.5% | | 5.5% | ||
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| 3.7% | | 3.7% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Bryan O'Shea | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1451390|Bryan O'Shea}} |
| [[File:Party-Irish Union Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Union Party]] | | [[File:Party-Irish Union Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Union Party]] | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
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|- | |- | ||
| Mr-Ross | | Mr-Ross | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Freedom Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Freedom Party]] |
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 1.8% | | 1.8% | ||
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|- | |- | ||
− | | Daniel Kaffe | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1402698|Daniel Kaffe}} |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Freedom Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Freedom Party]] |
| 9 ''(elected)'' | | 9 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 18.5% | | 18.5% | ||
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| 16.3% | | 16.3% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | [[John Jay]] | + | | [[Sir LeatherNeck|John Jay]] |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Social Democrats.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Social Democrats]] |
| 7 ''(elected)'' | | 7 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 14.3% | | 14.3% | ||
|- | |- | ||
| [[Ronan Donovan]] | | [[Ronan Donovan]] | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Freedom Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Freedom Party]] |
| 7 ''(elected)'' | | 7 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 14.3% | | 14.3% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Mr. Lassan | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1933284|Mr.Lassan}} |
− | | [[File:Saoirse.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] | + | | [[File:Party-Saoirse v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] |
| 5 ''(elected)'' | | 5 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 10.2% | | 10.2% | ||
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|- | |- | ||
| TheManTheyCallDave | | TheManTheyCallDave | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Independent Voices.jpg|36px|center|link=Independent Voices]] |
| 3 | | 3 | ||
| 6.1% | | 6.1% | ||
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|- | |- | ||
| Neil P v2.0 | | Neil P v2.0 | ||
− | | [[File:Saoirse.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] | + | | [[File:Party-Saoirse v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] |
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 2% | | 2% | ||
|- | |- | ||
| Mr-Ross | | Mr-Ross | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Irish Freedom Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Irish Freedom Party]] |
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 2% | | 2% | ||
|- | |- | ||
| James Kestrel | | James Kestrel | ||
− | | [[File:Saoirse.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] | + | | [[File:Party-Saoirse v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Saoirse]] |
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 2% | | 2% | ||
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Longbaugh moved to London in February of 2010 to fight off the [[World War IV#The United States in Europe|EDEN invasion]]. Almost immediately upon arriving in London, he applied for citizenship. His citizenship application was personally approved by [[GLaDOS]]. | Longbaugh moved to London in February of 2010 to fight off the [[World War IV#The United States in Europe|EDEN invasion]]. Almost immediately upon arriving in London, he applied for citizenship. His citizenship application was personally approved by [[GLaDOS]]. | ||
− | [[File:Treatment.jpg|thumb| | + | [[File:Treatment.jpg|thumb|right|Completing his daily anti-EDM treatment while fighting abroad in Norway. The masked assistant is a Norwegian. (2010)]] |
In March of 2009 Longbaugh ran for [[United_Kingdom#Parliament|Parliament]] in London as a member of the center [[Radical Freethinkers Alliance]]. He garnered 27 votes but failed to secure one of London's three seats. Four additional seats were won as wildcards as London is by far the most populated region of the UK and therefore sees the highest voter turnout. | In March of 2009 Longbaugh ran for [[United_Kingdom#Parliament|Parliament]] in London as a member of the center [[Radical Freethinkers Alliance]]. He garnered 27 votes but failed to secure one of London's three seats. Four additional seats were won as wildcards as London is by far the most populated region of the UK and therefore sees the highest voter turnout. | ||
On April 22nd (Day 884) he announced his candidacy for a [[West Midlands]] seat as a member of the RFA. He won and took his seat in the House of Commons the next day; the same day that the Radical Freethinkers Alliance changed its name to [[Spectrum]]. | On April 22nd (Day 884) he announced his candidacy for a [[West Midlands]] seat as a member of the RFA. He won and took his seat in the House of Commons the next day; the same day that the Radical Freethinkers Alliance changed its name to [[Spectrum]]. | ||
− | When the British Army attacked [[Norway]] on Day 973 Longbaugh purchased a cottage in the Indre Arna suburb of Bergen, [[Vestlandet]] to dig in for the war. As was famously documented in a [[ZA MUDRUDO]] special report on [[Sweden|pig-disgusting]] culture Longbaugh had to be summarily treated every day on a wooden slab at his Indre Arna home | + | When the British Army attacked [[Norway]] on Day 973 Longbaugh purchased a cottage in the Indre Arna suburb of Bergen, [[Vestlandet]] to dig in for the war. As was famously documented in a [[ZA MUDRUDO]] special report on [[Sweden|pig-disgusting]] culture Longbaugh had to be summarily treated every day on a wooden slab at his Indre Arna home to treat the traumatic effects caused by the ancient Nordic custom of playing nonstop house techno from dusk until dawn. He was one of a handful of [[United Kingdom#Parliament|MPs]] who travelled with government staff while in Norway. During the war, per suggestion or request, Longbaugh allowed Nords in his staff to mask themselves when appearing in public with him to protect their identity from Norwegian revolutionaries and terrorists. He sold the cottage when he departed to Pakistan. |
After a month out of Parliament, due to Polish occupation of every British region but London on election day, Longbaugh won his third term in the House of Commons; this time winning in [[East Midlands]] as a member of the re-established RFA. | After a month out of Parliament, due to Polish occupation of every British region but London on election day, Longbaugh won his third term in the House of Commons; this time winning in [[East Midlands]] as a member of the re-established RFA. | ||
− | On Day 1,031 Longbaugh moved to Pakistan to help rebuild the Glorious Empire with the 3rd generation of Dioists in Stone Ocean, the fourth incarnation of [[Stardust Crusaders|/v/]]. | + | On Day 1,031 Longbaugh moved to Pakistan to help rebuild the Glorious Empire with the 3rd generation of Dioists in ''Stone Ocean'', the fourth incarnation of [[Stardust Crusaders|/v/]]. |
===Electoral History in the United Kingdom=== | ===Electoral History in the United Kingdom=== | ||
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|- | |- | ||
| [[John Bartlett]] | | [[John Bartlett]] | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Radical Freethinkers Alliance.jpg |36px|center|link=Radical Freethinkers Alliance]] |
| 52 ''(elected)'' | | 52 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 8.2% | | 8.2% | ||
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|- | |- | ||
| [[Lemuel Gengulfus]] | | [[Lemuel Gengulfus]] | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-British Empire Party v4.jpg|36px|center|link=British Empire Party]] |
| 39 ''(elected)'' | | 39 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 6.1% | | 6.1% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Alex Lawrence | + | | [[Alex Lawrence]] |
| [[File:Party-United Kingdom Reform Party.png|36px|center|link=United Kingdom Reform Party]] | | [[File:Party-United Kingdom Reform Party.png|36px|center|link=United Kingdom Reform Party]] | ||
| 35 | | 35 | ||
| 5.5% | | 5.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | {{eLink|citizen|2443656|Gabriel McCook}} |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Radical Freethinkers Alliance.jpg |36px|center|link=Radical Freethinkers Alliance]] |
| 30 | | 30 | ||
| 4.7% | | 4.7% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Radical Freethinkers Alliance.jpg |36px|center|link=Radical Freethinkers Alliance]] |
| 27 | | 27 | ||
| 4.2% | | 4.2% | ||
|- | |- | ||
| [[George Norfolk]] | | [[George Norfolk]] | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-British Empire Party v4.jpg|36px|center|link=British Empire Party]] |
| 25 | | 25 | ||
| 3.9% | | 3.9% | ||
|- | |- | ||
| [[Anaxima]] | | [[Anaxima]] | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-British Empire Party v4.jpg|36px|center|link=British Empire Party]] |
| 21 | | 21 | ||
| 3.3% | | 3.3% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Jack Jockson | + | | {{eLink|citizen|2495140|Jack Jockson}} |
| [[File:Party-People's Communist Party.jpg|36px|center|link=People's Communist Party]] | | [[File:Party-People's Communist Party.jpg|36px|center|link=People's Communist Party]] | ||
| 14 | | 14 | ||
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|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Radical Freethinkers Alliance.jpg |36px|center|link=Radical Freethinkers Alliance]] |
| 7 ''(elected)'' | | 7 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 25.9% | | 25.9% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | [[Margaret H Thatcher]] | + | | [[Arrlo|Margaret H Thatcher]] |
| [[File:Party-United Kingdom Reform Party.png|36px|center|link=United Kingdom Reform Party]] | | [[File:Party-United Kingdom Reform Party.png|36px|center|link=United Kingdom Reform Party]] | ||
| 7 ''(elected)'' | | 7 ''(elected)'' | ||
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| 25.9% | | 25.9% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | [[Matt Smidley]] | + | | [[Baldrick1|Matt Smidley]] |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-The Real Spamicans.png|36px|center|link=The Real Spamicans]] |
| 4 | | 4 | ||
| 14.8% | | 14.8% | ||
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| 35.3% | | 35.3% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Spectrum.png|36px|center|link=Spectrum]] |
| 4 ''(elected)'' | | 4 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 23.5% | | 23.5% | ||
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| 11.8% | | 11.8% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | [[Margaret H Thatcher]] | + | | [[Arrlo|Margaret H Thatcher]] |
| [[File:Party-United Kingdom Reform Party.png|36px|center|link=United Kingdom Reform Party]] | | [[File:Party-United Kingdom Reform Party.png|36px|center|link=United Kingdom Reform Party]] | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
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!Pct. | !Pct. | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Radical Freethinkers Alliance.jpg |36px|center|link=Radical Freethinkers Alliance]] |
| 5 ''(elected)'' | | 5 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 26.3% | | 26.3% | ||
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| 5.3% | | 5.3% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Dan/naD Wilshire | + | | [[Dan/naD Wilshire]] |
| [[File:Party-Social Democratic Party (United Kingdom).jpg|36px|center|link=Social Democratic Party (United Kingdom)]] | | [[File:Party-Social Democratic Party (United Kingdom).jpg|36px|center|link=Social Democratic Party (United Kingdom)]] | ||
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| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 5.3% | | 5.3% | ||
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|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Radical Freethinkers Alliance.jpg |36px|center|link=Radical Freethinkers Alliance]] |
| 3 ''(elected)'' | | 3 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 18.5% | | 18.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | Anaxima |
| [[File:Party-People's Communist Party.jpg|36px|center|link=People's Communist Party]] | | [[File:Party-People's Communist Party.jpg|36px|center|link=People's Communist Party]] | ||
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 12.5% | | 12.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | [[IndieKid]] | + | | [[1nterestingch4racter|IndieKid]] |
| [[File:Party-The Unity Party.png|36px|center|link=The Unity Party]] | | [[File:Party-The Unity Party.png|36px|center|link=The Unity Party]] | ||
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 12.5% | | 12.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | [[Margaret H Thatcher]] | + | | [[Arrlo|Margaret H Thatcher]] |
| [[File:Party-United Kingdom Reform Party.png|36px|center|link=United Kingdom Reform Party]] | | [[File:Party-United Kingdom Reform Party.png|36px|center|link=United Kingdom Reform Party]] | ||
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
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| 12.5% | | 12.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | Lord Matthew Russell |
| [[File:Party-United Kingdom Reform Party.png|36px|center|link=United Kingdom Reform Party]] | | [[File:Party-United Kingdom Reform Party.png|36px|center|link=United Kingdom Reform Party]] | ||
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 12.5% | | 12.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | DuffelBag |
| [[File:Party-People's Communist Party.jpg|36px|center|link=People's Communist Party]] | | [[File:Party-People's Communist Party.jpg|36px|center|link=People's Communist Party]] | ||
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 12.5% | | 12.5% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | Paul Lawrence Grundy |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Radical Freethinkers Alliance.jpg |36px|center|link=Radical Freethinkers Alliance]] |
| 1 | | 1 | ||
| 6.5% | | 6.5% | ||
− | |||
|} | |} | ||
==[[File:Icon-Pakistan.png|42px]] Pakistan== | ==[[File:Icon-Pakistan.png|42px]] Pakistan== | ||
− | + | {{Quote|There is no god but Dio, and [[Falcon]] is his prophet.| 2=Ancient Pakistani proverb}} | |
+ | |||
+ | On day 1,031 a group of Dioists from the United States began organizing a repatriation movement back to the Glorious Empire of Pakistan. Upon learning of this Longbaugh answered the worldwide call to return to his spiritual homeland, regardless of the movement's American origins. Led by [[Max McFarland 2]] one of the richest men in the New World, they called themselves ''The Exodus''. | ||
+ | |||
+ | It was during ''The Exodus'' that Pakistan expanded its borders into [[India]] for crimes ancient but unforgotten by Dioists. At the height of the operation, the Glorious Empire occupied nearly all of India. Longbaugh was serving as a kongressman in [[Sindh]] at the outset of the war and branched out to run in both of the occupied regions of [[Maharashtra]] and [[Andhra Pradesh]]. | ||
− | + | [[File:Hitchens60.jpg|thumb|right|Longbaugh (center) in December of 2010 on his private tank near Quetta, Pakistan. This is the last known picture taken of him prior to his transformation.]] | |
− | It | + | After three months the call to come home was sent out, and Indian forces began to retake their lands. Eventually, they pushed beyond their own reconquered borders and further into Pakistan. Indian president [[Enigma1990|Swathikrishnan]], for reasons left largely a mystery, decided to leave the region of Sindh alone. Pakistan would once again be reduced to a singular region surrounded by occupation and chaos. |
+ | |||
+ | It was then that Longbaugh, having long ago relinquished his desire to be American, decided not to head back with his fellow Dioists. He decided instead that ''his'' call was to stay. So, on Christmas Eve of 2010 (day 1,131), after most of the remaining Dioists had returned home, Longbaugh retreated deep into the Kirthar Mountains north of [[Wikipedia:Karachi|Karachi]] where he had been constructing a fortress embedded inside a mountain. A few weeks later he received word that Max McFarland 2 had died. The shocking news drove Longbaugh into deep meditation and there, in the heart of the Glorious Empire that has risen and fallen with the sands of time, he would self-sustain and live off the land until he was ready to return to the New World. | ||
+ | |||
+ | It wouldn't be until nearly two years later on day 1,798 that Longbaugh would return from his long sabbatical. He had re-emerged from the holy mountains having shed his previous form and grown a new one—slimmer, stronger, and ready to fight. After gathering necessary possessions and sealing the door to his fortress of solitude, Longbaugh walked the 53-mile journey south to Karachi, where he would board a commercial jet bound for the land of his birth: the United States of America. | ||
+ | |||
+ | 2013 would see Longbaugh return to his adopted homeland once again, in late December, when he would arrive in the thick of an ongoing campaign to regain control of regions conquered by the [[China|Chinese]]. Upon his arrival at [[Wikipedia:Benazir Bhutto International Airport|Benazir Bhutto International Airport]] he was asked by reporters why he decided to come back to Pakistan. He answered simply, ''"I felt like that old feeling of homeliness was long overdue for me, and it was time to come home again,"'' before politely entering his limousine and heading to the outfitted and fortified [[Wikipedia:Lahore Fort|Shahi Qila]] complex in [[Wikipedia:Lahore|Old City Lahore]]. | ||
+ | |||
+ | In early 2014 Longbaugh became one of the first 50 citizens of Pakistan to achieve 10 Freedom Fighter medals. Additionally, he ranked in the top 50 of Pakistanis during the 2014 National Shield Competition. | ||
===Electoral History in Pakistan=== | ===Electoral History in Pakistan=== | ||
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|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | Devon Donaldson |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 3 ''(elected)'' | | 3 ''(elected)'' | ||
− | | | + | | 13% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | bozli |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 3 ''(elected)'' | | 3 ''(elected)'' | ||
− | | | + | | 13% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | Max McFarland 2 | + | | [[Max McFarland 2]] |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
− | | 8 | + | | 8% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
− | | 8 | + | | 8% |
|- | |- | ||
| [[kotekzot jr]] | | [[kotekzot jr]] | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
− | | 8 | + | | 8% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | hands.of.law |
| [[File:Uni-Sol.jpg|36px|center|link=Uni-Sol Political Center]] | | [[File:Uni-Sol.jpg|36px|center|link=Uni-Sol Political Center]] | ||
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
− | | 8 | + | | 8% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | Farooq e Azam |
| [[File:Uni-Sol.jpg|36px|center|link=Uni-Sol Political Center]] | | [[File:Uni-Sol.jpg|36px|center|link=Uni-Sol Political Center]] | ||
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
− | | 8 | + | | 8% |
|- | |- | ||
| [[Joshua Patterson]] | | [[Joshua Patterson]] | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 1 ''(elected)'' | | 1 ''(elected)'' | ||
− | | 4 | + | | 4% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | Anom |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 1 ''(elected)'' | | 1 ''(elected)'' | ||
− | | 4 | + | | 4% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | Tahir Awan |
| [[File:Uni-Sol.jpg|36px|center|link=Uni-Sol Political Center]] | | [[File:Uni-Sol.jpg|36px|center|link=Uni-Sol Political Center]] | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
− | | 4 | + | | 4% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | Dr. Padro |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 1 | | 1 | ||
− | | 4 | + | | 4% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | Farhat Bano |
| [[File:Uni-Sol.jpg|36px|center|link=Uni-Sol Political Center]] | | [[File:Uni-Sol.jpg|36px|center|link=Uni-Sol Political Center]] | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
− | | 4 | + | | 4% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | JonathanJoestar |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 1 | | 1 | ||
− | | 4 | + | | 4% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | ahmad0055 |
| [[File:Uni-Sol.jpg|36px|center|link=Uni-Sol Political Center]] | | [[File:Uni-Sol.jpg|36px|center|link=Uni-Sol Political Center]] | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
− | | 4 | + | | 4% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | Foqi Must |
| [[File:Rising_Pakistan.jpg|36px|center|link=Rising Pakistan]] | | [[File:Rising_Pakistan.jpg|36px|center|link=Rising Pakistan]] | ||
| 1 | | 1 | ||
− | | 4 | + | | 4% |
|- | |- | ||
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!Pct. | !Pct. | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 50% | | 50% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | | + | | bozli |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 1 ''(elected)'' | | 1 ''(elected)'' | ||
| 25% | | 25% | ||
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|- | |- | ||
| [[Captain Briggs]] | | [[Captain Briggs]] | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 2 ''(elected)'' | | 2 ''(elected)'' | ||
| %66.7 | | %66.7 | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Stardust Crusaders v2.jpg|36px|center|link=Stardust Crusaders#Stone Ocean]] |
| 1 ''(elected)'' | | 1 ''(elected)'' | ||
| %33.3 | | %33.3 | ||
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==[[File:Icon-USA.png|42px]] United States== | ==[[File:Icon-USA.png|42px]] United States== | ||
+ | [[File:VanZan02.jpg|thumb|right|Longbaugh, after emerging from his embedded fortress in the Kirthar Mountains of Pakistan. (2012)]] | ||
+ | In October of 2012, after a 22-month sabbatical in the [[Wikipedia:Kirthar Mountains|Kirthar Mountains]] of Pakistan Longbaugh left his mountain fortress and moved back to the United States—to Dallas, the city of his birth. Four days later he was once again granted his citizenship, becoming an American again after over three years abroad. Upon his, return he was delighted to find that some old Dioists had formed a political refuge party, [[Stardust Crusaders|Stardust Crusaders USA]], in the grand tradition of God-Emperor Dio Brando and High Priest [[AgentChieftain]]. | ||
− | + | After a few weeks of readjustment Longbaugh became a member of the United States Workers Party to help quell the ongoing political takeover by the infamous domestic terrorist [[Ajay Bruno|Ronald Gipper Reagan]], who had been bringing in Serbian infiltrators to boost his [[American Freedom Alliance|political party]] to #1 in the United States in terms of membership. However, due to unifying efforts from the other 4 major parties the AFA, despite its numbers, failed to win the White House. In December of 2012 Longbaugh accepted an official position in party president [[Fhaemita Malodorous]]' cabinet as [[councillor]] to manage member recruitment in an effort to grow the USWP and help quell the AFA invasion. He would be succeeded by [[ligtreb]] under party president [[Artela]]. | |
− | + | On day 1,862 Longbaugh was elected to the 61st United States Congress on the USWP ticket. It would mark the first time he had held an official position in the United States government since June of 2009. | |
+ | |||
+ | After months of working and fighting for America abroad Longbaugh grew weary over the dissolution of the game itself and decided that it was time to return to Pakistan to help build the legend of Dio. He left his fortified compound in Dallas and flew to Pakistan. He primarily worked and fought in Pakistan, voting on occasion but never getting directly involved in any government capacity. On day 2,333 Longbaugh once again moved back to the United States after becoming a [[Military rank|God of War]] and once again retreated into his private life until day 2,731 when he descended from [[Wikipedia:Reunion Tower|Reunion Tower]]. | ||
+ | |||
+ | Upon his re-emergence Longbaugh relocated across the Pacific Ocean to American-occupied [[Wikipedia:Pyongyang|P'yŏngyang]]—moving into a titanium alloy-fortified bunker he had built beneath the old [[Wikipedia:Juche Tower|Juche Tower]] in the center of the city. Longbaugh likes towers. | ||
+ | |||
+ | On day 3,356 Longbaugh was officially re-elected to Congress after a 1,462 day absence. | ||
===Electoral History in the United States=== | ===Electoral History in the United States=== | ||
---- | ---- | ||
− | ====May 2009 Election ( | + | ====May 2009 Election (Hawaii)==== |
{|class="wikitable" | {|class="wikitable" | ||
Line 926: | Line 1,039: | ||
!Pct. | !Pct. | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-United States Workers Party.jpg|36px|center|link=United States Workers Party]] |
| 8 ''(elected)'' | | 8 ''(elected)'' | ||
− | | | + | | 30% |
|- | |- | ||
| Crut | | Crut | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-United Independents Party.png|36px|center|link=United Independents Party]] |
| 6 | | 6 | ||
− | | 22 | + | | 22% |
|- | |- | ||
| changewillcome | | changewillcome | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-America's Advancement Party v2.jpg|36px|center|link=America's Advancement Party]] |
| 6 | | 6 | ||
− | | 22 | + | | 22% |
|- | |- | ||
− | | Resce | + | | {{eLink|citizen|1347857|Resce}} |
| [[File:Party-Libertarian Party.gif|36px|center|link=Libertarian Party]] | | [[File:Party-Libertarian Party.gif|36px|center|link=Libertarian Party]] | ||
| 4 | | 4 | ||
− | | | + | | 15% |
|- | |- | ||
| Aaron Webb | | Aaron Webb | ||
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-Conservative Party (USA).jpg|36px|center|link=Conservative Party]] |
| 3 | | 3 | ||
− | | 11 | + | | 11% |
|} | |} | ||
− | ====June 2009 Re-Election ( | + | ====June 2009 Re-Election (Hawaii)==== |
{|class="wikitable" | {|class="wikitable" | ||
|- | |- | ||
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| 52% | | 52% | ||
|- | |- | ||
− | | Longbaugh | + | | '''Longbaugh''' |
− | | [[File: | + | | [[File:Party-United States Workers Party.jpg|36px|center|link=United States Workers Party]] |
| 12 | | 12 | ||
| 48% | | 48% | ||
|} | |} | ||
− | =[[File: | + | ====November 2012 Election (National)==== |
+ | {|class="wikitable" | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | !Party | ||
+ | !Name | ||
+ | !Votes | ||
+ | !Pct. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-American_Freedom_Alliance.gif|36px|center|link=American Freedom Alliance]] | ||
+ | | [[American Freedom Alliance]] | ||
+ | | 890 | ||
+ | | 33% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-American Military Party.png|36px|center|link=American Military Party]] | ||
+ | | [[American Military Party]] | ||
+ | | 674 | ||
+ | | 25% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-Federalist Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Federalist Party]] | ||
+ | | [[Federalist Party]] | ||
+ | | 455 | ||
+ | | 17% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-United States Workers Party.jpg|36px|center|link=United States Workers Party]] | ||
+ | | [[United States Workers Party]] | ||
+ | | 418 ''(unelected)'' | ||
+ | | 15% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-We The People.jpg|36px|center|link=We the People]] | ||
+ | | [[We The People]] | ||
+ | | 260 | ||
+ | | 9% | ||
+ | |} | ||
− | [[File: | + | ====December 2012 Election (National)==== |
− | + | {|class="wikitable" | |
+ | |- | ||
+ | !Party | ||
+ | !Name | ||
+ | !Votes | ||
+ | !Pct. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-American_Freedom_Alliance.gif|36px|center|link=American Freedom Alliance]] | ||
+ | | [[American Freedom Alliance]] | ||
+ | | 811 | ||
+ | | 34% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-American Military Party v2.png|36px|center|link=American Military Party]] | ||
+ | | [[American Military Party]] | ||
+ | | 478 | ||
+ | | 20% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-Federalist Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Federalist Party]] | ||
+ | | [[Federalist Party]] | ||
+ | | 416 | ||
+ | | 18% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-We The People.jpg|36px|center|link=We the People]] | ||
+ | | [[We The People]] | ||
+ | | 367 | ||
+ | | 15% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-United States Workers Party.jpg|36px|center|link=United States Workers Party]] | ||
+ | | [[United States Workers Party]] | ||
+ | | 303 ''(elected)'' | ||
+ | | 13% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |} | ||
− | + | ====January 2013 Re-Election (National)==== | |
+ | {|class="wikitable" | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | !Party | ||
+ | !Name | ||
+ | !Votes | ||
+ | !Pct. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-American_Freedom_Alliance.gif|36px|center|link=American Freedom Alliance]] | ||
+ | | [[American Freedom Alliance]] | ||
+ | | 761 | ||
+ | | 34% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-Federalist Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Federalist Party]] | ||
+ | | [[Federalist Party]] | ||
+ | | 492 | ||
+ | | 22% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-American Military Party v2.png|36px|center|link=American Military Party]] | ||
+ | | [[American Military Party]] | ||
+ | | 392 | ||
+ | | 17% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-We The People.jpg|36px|center|link=We the People]] | ||
+ | | [[We The People]] | ||
+ | | 323 | ||
+ | | 14% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-United States Workers Party.jpg|36px|center|link=United States Workers Party]] | ||
+ | | [[United States Workers Party]] | ||
+ | | 296 ''(elected)'' | ||
+ | | 13% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | |} | ||
− | + | ====December 2016 Election (National)==== | |
+ | {|class="wikitable" | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | !Party | ||
+ | !Name | ||
+ | !Votes | ||
+ | !Pct. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-Federalist Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Federalist Party]] | ||
+ | | [[Federalist Party]] | ||
+ | | 115 | ||
+ | | 31% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-United States Workers Party.jpg|36px|center|link=United States Workers Party]] | ||
+ | | [[United States Workers Party]] | ||
+ | | 88 | ||
+ | | 23% ''(unelected)'' | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-Socialist Freedom Party v2.png|36px|center|link=Socialist Freedom Party]] | ||
+ | | [[Socialist Freedom Party]] | ||
+ | | 74 | ||
+ | | 20% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-Black Sheep Party.png|36px|center|link=Black Sheep Party]] | ||
+ | | [[Black Sheep Party]] | ||
+ | | 54 | ||
+ | | 14% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-We The People.jpg|36px|center|link=We the People]] | ||
+ | | [[We The People]] | ||
+ | | 45 | ||
+ | | 12% | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | ====January 2017 Election (National)==== | ||
+ | {|class="wikitable" | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | !Party | ||
+ | !Name | ||
+ | !Votes | ||
+ | !Pct. | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-Federalist Party.jpg|36px|center|link=Federalist Party]] | ||
+ | | [[Federalist Party]] | ||
+ | | 119 | ||
+ | | 29% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-United States Workers Party.jpg|36px|center|link=United States Workers Party]] | ||
+ | | [[United States Workers Party]] | ||
+ | | 99 | ||
+ | | 25% ''(elected)'' | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-Socialist Freedom Party v2.png|36px|center|link=Socialist Freedom Party]] | ||
+ | | [[Socialist Freedom Party]] | ||
+ | | 81 | ||
+ | | 20% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-Black Sheep Party.png|36px|center|link=Black Sheep Party]] | ||
+ | | [[Black Sheep Party]] | ||
+ | | 58 | ||
+ | | 14% | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | [[File:Party-We The People.jpg|36px|center|link=We the People]] | ||
+ | | [[We The People]] | ||
+ | | 48 | ||
+ | | 12% | ||
+ | |} | ||
− | == | + | =[[File:Icon-war.png]] Military History= |
+ | [[File:VanZan03.jpg|thumb|right|Surveying the battlefield upon his private tank after a victory against invading Serbians in Orahovica, Croatia in December of 2012.]] | ||
+ | {{Quote|My flanks are something for the enemy to worry about, not me. Before he finds out where my flanks are I'll be cutting the bastard's throat.| 2={{Plain link|//www.generalpatton.com/ George S. Patton}}}} | ||
− | + | Until 2012 Longbaugh considered himself to have never been formally involved with the [[United States Armed Forces]]. He claims that the U.S. Army never officially recognized him as a soldier when he was young, and that they forced him to pay for his own weapons and moving tickets every time he fought. When he lived in Indonesia, after leaving the United States, he also was never an official member of the military (having never bothered to enlist). | |
− | + | When Longbaugh moved back to Ireland in November of 2009 he enlisted in the [[Irish Defence Forces]], serving in the Leinster Rangers division. Upon reaching the field marshal threshold, he was transferred to [[Irish_Defence_Forces#Divisions|Na Fianna]]. | |
− | + | ==British Armed Forces== | |
− | + | ||
− | + | ||
+ | After moving to the UK in February of 2010 Longbaugh immediately enlisted in the [[Portal:United Kingdom/Military|military]], serving in the [[Parachute Regiment|Royal Parachute Regiment]]; the [[One:Tank|tanking]] division of the British armed forces. Upon the merger of the Royal Parachute Regiment with the [[Royal Marines]] (into the [[Special Forces Support Group]]), Longbaugh was transferred to Task Force 41, A Company. | ||
− | + | The entire British military was reorganized on April 21, 2010 as part of the national preparation for [[Rising|eRepublik Rising]]. Longbaugh was subsequently transferred to 23 SAS; the helicopter division of the [[Special Air Service]]. | |
− | + | <br> | |
− | + | <br> | |
− | + | <center><i>RIBBONS EARNED IN SERVICE of | |
− | + | THE BRITISH ARMED FORCES</i> | |
− | + | <br> | |
− | + | <br> | |
− | + | [[File:Insignia - Royal Parachute Regiment - Rank 1.png|31px|Paratrooper]] [[File:Insignia - Special Forces Support Group - Corporal.png|30px|Corporal]] [[File:Insignia - Special Air Service - Sergeant.png|30px|Sergeant]]<br> | |
− | + | [[File:longbaughmedals.jpg]]</center> | |
− | + | ||
− | + | ||
− | + | ||
− | + | ||
− | + | ||
− | + | *'''Royal Parachute Regiment''' ''(Rank: Paratrooper)'' | |
+ | *'''Special Forces Support Group''' ''(Rank: Corporal)'' | ||
+ | *'''Special Air Service''' ''(Rank: Sergeant)'' | ||
+ | *'''Royal Parachute Regiment Service''' ''(More than a month of service in the RPR, from 2/16 - 3/18/10)'' | ||
+ | *'''Special Forces Support Group Service''' ''(More than a month of military service in the SFSG, from 3/19 - 4/18/10)'' | ||
+ | *'''Special Air Service Service''' ''(More than a month of military service in the SAS, from 4/21 - 5/21/10)'' | ||
+ | *'''Great British Campaign''' ''([[World War IV#War in North America|EDEN Invasion of the United Kingdom]])'' | ||
+ | *'''Belgian Independence Campaign''' ''([[History_of_Belgium#Brussels_Rebellion|Brussels Rebellion]])'' | ||
+ | *'''Western European Campaign''' ''([[World War IV#Spain Invades France|Spanish Invasion of France]])'' | ||
+ | *'''Ulster Campaign''' ''([[Northern Ireland#History|Northern Ireland Resistance War]])'' | ||
+ | *'''Amazon Campaign''' ''([[World War IV#War in South America|Peru-Brazil War]])'' | ||
+ | *'''Nordic Campaign''' ''(British Invasion of Norway)'' | ||
− | + | ==United States Armed Forces== | |
− | + | Upon his return to the United States in October of 2012 Longbaugh was drafted into the Top Gun military unit commanded by [[Publius]] himself. He was immediately assigned to the 3rd regiment to assist in repelling Austrian resistance efforts in occupied [[Carinthia]]. | |
− | + | On day 1,808 Longbaugh was awarded his first Battle Hero medal for dealing 1,442,320 points worth of damage in the French effort to conquer [[Aosta Valley]] from the [[Republic of Macedonia (FYROM)/Македонски|Republic of Macedonia]]. He proceeded to fight at least 70 times per day and increased his rank from a one-star Lieutenant Colonel to a two-star Field Marshal in just over a month since returning. On day 1,839 he was fully admitted into the privately-funded [[Easy Company]], the largest military unit in the United States. However, his stint in EZC wouldn't last long as he would be granted a special exemption to be admitted into the [[Ultramarines]] commanded by Grand Duchess Artela. | |
− | Longbaugh | + | |
− | + | On day 1,850 Longbaugh broke the 2 million battle damage mark for the first time, successfully defending occupied [[Northern Taiwan]] from the [[Taiwan|Taiwanese]] resistance force. On Day 1,961 he broke the 4 million damage mark for the first time in the unsuccessful retention of Northern Taiwan; acquiring his first [[Battle#War mechanics|Division III]] Battle Hero medal. Though he still works for the Ultramarines, Longbaugh took a leave of absence from the more familiar American life beginning in early February of 2013—holing himself up in his sky tower in Dallas where he continued to train every day. When [[Mexico]] launched an invasion of Texas from their [[Northwest of Mexico|Northwest]] region Longbaugh descended from his fortress with his own personal stockpile and won his second Division III Battle Hero medal in the successful repulsion of the Mexican army. | |
− | + | During the legendary worldwide battle bullrush of Day 2,000 Longbaugh travelled across three continents to achieve his third Mercenary medal in the Dutch revolt against occupying Polish forces in the [[Western Netherlands]]. On day 2,038 he raised the bar yet again by dropping a personal Division II record 9,293,041 damage points defending his native Texas against invading [[Thailand|Thai]] forces. He would later top this by over 7 million while defending the American occupation of [[Cork]] against native Ireland. | |
− | + | ||
+ | He achieved his 30th Battle Hero medal on the 9th anniversary of the birth of the New World (day 3,288). Exactly two weeks later, on day 3,302, Longbaugh used the T.R.U.M.P. weapon against Indonesia to successfully take back Hawaii. He was challenged and heavily goaded by Henrasimus the Great, a legionnaire from [[Latvia]], but nonetheless managed to drop a new personal record of 146,871,189 damage in the battle. In addition, he won his 15th True Patriot medal and his 31st Battle Hero medal. | ||
+ | |||
+ | =The Lowdown= | ||
+ | Longbaugh is an avid baseball and football fan—his favorite teams being the [[Wikipedia:Texas Rangers (baseball)|Texas Rangers]] and the [[Wikipedia:Dallas Cowboys|Dallas Cowboys]], respectively. | ||
+ | Though he maintains his old home base of operations in the fortified decks of [[Wikipedia:Reunion Tower|Reunion Tower]] in downtown Dallas, Texas, he also owns the old [[Wikipedia:Habib Bank Plaza|Habib Bank Plaza]] in Karachi; having been retrofitted to his personal and tactical specifications. His legal residence is in [[Kentucky]], however, his permanent home base of operations is his fortress retreat in the southern Kirthar Mountains of Balochistan. | ||
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“ It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress. ” | |
(Jacob)
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Longbaugh (pronounced \ lȯŋˈbau \; born day 479) is a mercenary, politician, public intellectual, soldier, entrepreneur, and gonzo journalist from the Holy Empire of Pakistan.
Contents
Early Life
Longbaugh was born on on day 479 of the New World (Friday the 13th of March, 2009) in Dallas, Texas. He was an improper bastard and thus his birth was celebrated by a banhammer being levied upon his father.
Upon reaching level 7, Longbaugh joined the United States Workers Party (USWP) under party president ProggyPop. He worked and trained every day for 89 days before a regularly-scheduled maintenance session went over schedule and he was cheated of his third Hard Worker medal in a row (back when it was a "consecutive day" thing).
In those first three months, he bounced around numerous jobs and was fairly active on the eUS and USWP forums. He became known as a fierce critic of Uncle Sam, Dio Brando, and the beta giant sub-culture in general. He campaigned for scrabman all four times he ran for the presidency—the first time, losing to Uncle Sam's bullshit "George W. Bush/Chuck Norris" re-election campaign.
In May of 2009 Longbaugh was elected the fifth congressman of Hawaii. In July of 2009 he defected to Ireland but moved again to Indonesia a few weeks later to fight against Fortis and EDEN. Upon the conclusion of World War III he returned to Ireland and lived there for four months until February of 2010, when he permanently relocated to the United Kingdom.
On Day 635 Longbaugh converted to Dioism upon the personal blessing of Dio Brando himself. He credits the death of darkplayer82 (a Theocrat) in August of 2009 as the catalyst for his re-consideration of the core faith, for which he has devoted himself ever since.
Achievements
Longbaugh has received 814 medals:
Before the corporate reset, he was the owner, president, and CEO of Orchid Worldwide (headquartered in London), Red Son Industries (headquartered in Moscow), and Biffco (headquartered in Las Vegas, Nevada). He remains the founder and press director of Chin Music (formerly The Long Bow), the oldest gonzo newspaper in the New World.
Citizenship History
USA (3/09 - 7/09) (10/12 - 12/13) (4/14 - 6/19)
Texas, Florida, Hawaii, Kentucky, occupied P'yŏngan
Indonesia (7/09 - 11/09)
Java, occupied California, occupied Texas, occupied Guangdong, occupied KwaZulu-Natal
Ireland (11/09 - 2/10)
Dublin, Louth
UK (2/10 - 9/10)
London, West Midlands, East Midlands, occupied Vestlandet
Pakistan (9/10 - 10/12) (12/13 - 4/14) (6/19 - )
Punjab, Sindh, Balochistan, occupied Andhra Pradesh, occupied Eastern Thailand, occupied Kerala
Politics
“ There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum. ” | |
( Arthur C. Clarke )
|
Longbaugh describes himself as a former atheist, an unapologetic polemicist, and a proudly-staunch liberal. He has been elected to public office in four different countries.
Longbaugh left Texas in April of 2009 for the Aloha State of Hawaii. He created his newspaper The Long Bow initially as a tool for his first congressional campaign in May of 2009, posting his first article on May 23, immediately after being nominated by the USWP for the seat. It was after writing that first article that he first encountered the dirty nature of U.S. politics when Congressman Tormod of Utah immediately thrashed him for even daring to challenge his alleged friend changewillcome for the seat. Though, it should be noted that Longbaugh later learned that the two were never friends and that Tormod only acted the way he did because he was a party hack who was simply defending a fellow party member.
On May 25th Longbaugh was elected to Congress from the great state of Hawaii. After being assigned to a junior seat on the Military Committee, he began work in the USWP-dominated United States Congress under President scrabman. His term was fairly standard; except for caving to inexperience and jumping the committee process on an import tax bill. Nevertheless, he published his voting record every week and explained his reasons behind each vote.
His re-election campaign was not a success. He was initially challenged by fingerguns of the Libertarian Party until fingerguns had to drop out due to the ineptitude of party president Claire Littleton (who apparently forgot she was PP). As a result of voter relocation by the Libertarian Party his replacement, James Harding, defeated Longbaugh by a solitary vote.
At this point he became a private citizen, working and fighting every day in the war games with Ireland. He wrote an article detailing what he called, "the fundamental problem with small parties," and got a lot of criticism for what was otherwise a level-headed analysis of why the USWP dominates every election. However, it wasn't until he wrote an article "thanking" the United Independents Party for the federal criminal Congressman Robert S. Miller (who attempted to liquidate the Federal Reserve) that he drew fire from all fronts.
USWP party president Zcia asked that he remove the article, as it was unnecessarily drawing criticism of the USWP—though Longbaugh never mentioned his party in either the article or in any of his replies to comments. He made such knowledge known. However, upon Zcia pressing the matter, he politely declined, resigned from the USWP, and continued pressing UIP party president Ansen to issue a statement regarding their nomination of, and campaign to put Robert S. Miller in Congress.
After the statement was finally issued by the UIP (with no acknowledgement of Longbaugh's plight), Longbaugh declared the issue to be dead. However, Ansen continued to attack Longbaugh and called upon his friends to do the same; showering his articles and his PM box with insults. Over the course of a few days Longbaugh had a conversation with the banned Robert S. Miller (as HiFat Industries) and learned that Miller's corruption was only the tip of the iceberg regarding both the United Independents Party and the Libertarian Party.
This, in addition to the dissolution of ATLANTIS on May 21st and the subsequent disorganized formation of Fortis and EDEN, caused Longbaugh to become so disenfranchised that he quit his job and moved to Navan, in the Louth.
After moving to Indonesia in July of 2009, Longbaugh ran for office three times in three different regions; losing each election. Upon his return to Ireland, he won three successive elections.
Indonesia
Upon his defection from the United States in July of 2009, Longbaugh moved to Ireland. Befriending numerous polite Irish, he felt comfortable and at ease; even though the people slandering him with unsubstantiated accusations continued to do so in replying to his then-Irish newspaper articles. He resented what he called the "schoolyard" politics of the United States and made it known to every American going out of their way to insult him from across the Atlantic.
When Indonesia invaded Hawaii on July 13, 2009 (effectively starting World War III), Longbaugh decided to get involved. Considering the United States would be busy fending off four nations, war games would be indefinitely suspended. He informed his employer, his party, and his newfound countrymen that he was moving to Indonesia to fight for PEACE GC and would return to his adopted homeland after the war.
Electoral History in Indonesia
August 2009 Election (Texas)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
semarangindah | 16 (elected) | 59.3% | |
Longbaugh | 6 | 22.2% | |
don Aholic | 5 | 18.5% |
September 2009 Election (KwaZulu-Natal)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
CaPiTaNo | 5 (elected) | 41.6% | |
Longbaugh | 2 | 16.7% | |
Bajaj | 2 | 16.7% | |
Butt_Muncher | 2 | 16.7% | |
Nandya Chantique | 1 | 8.3% |
October 2009 Election (Guangdong)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
xbuzter | 23 (elected) | 39% | |
pandu saksono | 18 (elected) | 30.5% | |
Longbaugh | 14 | 23.7% | |
DOL4R | 4 | 6.8% |
Ireland
“ I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell. ” | |
Upon his defection from the United States in July of 2009, Longbaugh moved to Ireland. Befriending numerous polite Irish, Longbaugh felt comfortable and at ease; even though the people slandering him with unsubstantiated accusations continued to do so in replying to his then-Irish newspaper articles. He resented what he called the "schoolyard" politics of the United States and made it known to every American going out of their way to insult him from across the Atlantic.
When Indonesia invaded Hawaii on July 13, 2009 (effectively starting World War III), Longbaugh decided to get involved. Considering the United States would be busy fending off four nations, war games would be indefinitely suspended. He informed his employer, his party, and his newfound countrymen that he was moving to Indonesia to fight for PEACE GC and would return to his adopted homeland after the war.
On day 724 Longbaugh returned to Ireland upon the news that Indonesia had resigned from PEACE GC. He almost immediately announced his candidature for a Dublin seat in the Dáil Éireann, running as a member of the Irish Union Party. Competing against eleven other candidates (four from his own party), Longbaugh was narrowly elected to the sixth seat by one vote.
In January of 2010 Poland (fresh off a record baby boom) invaded the United Kingdom in the name of EDEN. President Edana Savage issued an order for the Irish Defence Forces to stand-down, effectively putting the final nail in the coffin of the technically-invalid Raleigh Treaty. Longbaugh wrote an article declaring his firm position that Ireland should help the UK in th face of invasion, if only to further relations with the neighboring world power. The article was met with much opposition from Irish citizens; though some Irish (including elected Teachta Dála's) expressed support for aid to the UK. Regardless of the expected—and customary—reaction to Longbaugh's article, it still managed to receive over a hundred votes (which is a rarity in such a small and partially-active nation like Ireland).
On Day 800 Longbaugh penned an article addressing Theocracy's abandonment of Pakistan upon invasion by India. His principle criticism was rooted in the then-recent relocation of all Theocrats to pig-disgusting Spain in December of 2009. The article gained worldwide attention among Dioists, anti-Dioists, and Theocrats alike; eventually drawing the attention of the principle Theocratic deity himself, Dio Akira.
He resigned as Teachta Dála of Dublin on Day 818 of the New World.
Electoral History in Ireland
November 2009 Election (Dublin)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Bryan O'Shea | 18 (elected) | 21.4% | |
AppleMan | 16 (elected) | 19% | |
Daniel Kaffe | 16 (elected) | 19% | |
O Bass | 8 (elected) | 9.5% | |
Tarazis Sati | 6 (elected) | 7.1% | |
Longbaugh | 5 (elected) | 6% | |
Angry-Hobbit | 4 | 4.8% | |
Highonsnow | 3 | 3.6% | |
Mark200 | 3 | 3.6% | |
cycocool | 3 | 3.6% | |
Bradums | 1 | 1.2% | |
dawid1600 | 1 | 1.2% |
December 2009 Re-Election (Dublin)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Daniel Kaffe | 10 (elected) | 18.5% | |
O Bass | 9 (elected) | 16.5% | |
Longbaugh | 8 (elected) | 14.8% | |
Mr.Lassan | 5 (elected) | 9.2% | |
Teutorix Aleria | 4 (elected) | 7.4% | |
Zip Nolan | 4 (elected) | 7.4% | |
dude80 | 3 | 5.5% | |
JOJEGZ | 3 | 5.5% | |
Mr Ginge | 3 | 5.5% | |
Highonsnow | 2 | 3.7% | |
Bryan O'Shea | 1 | 1.8% | |
Mr-Ross | 1 | 1.8% | |
Aaron890 | 1 | 1.8% |
January 2010 Re-Election (Dublin)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Daniel Kaffe | 9 (elected) | 18.5% | |
Longbaugh | 8 (elected) | 16.3% | |
John Jay | 7 (elected) | 14.3% | |
Ronan Donovan | 7 (elected) | 14.3% | |
Mr.Lassan | 5 (elected) | 10.2% | |
Highonsnow | 4 (elected) | 8.2% | |
TheManTheyCallDave | 3 | 6.1% | |
DirkDigller | 2 | 4.1% | |
Neil P v2.0 | 1 | 2% | |
Mr-Ross | 1 | 2% | |
James Kestrel | 1 | 2% | |
AislingZircon | 1 | 2% |
United Kingdom
Longbaugh moved to London in February of 2010 to fight off the EDEN invasion. Almost immediately upon arriving in London, he applied for citizenship. His citizenship application was personally approved by GLaDOS.
In March of 2009 Longbaugh ran for Parliament in London as a member of the center Radical Freethinkers Alliance. He garnered 27 votes but failed to secure one of London's three seats. Four additional seats were won as wildcards as London is by far the most populated region of the UK and therefore sees the highest voter turnout.
On April 22nd (Day 884) he announced his candidacy for a West Midlands seat as a member of the RFA. He won and took his seat in the House of Commons the next day; the same day that the Radical Freethinkers Alliance changed its name to Spectrum.
When the British Army attacked Norway on Day 973 Longbaugh purchased a cottage in the Indre Arna suburb of Bergen, Vestlandet to dig in for the war. As was famously documented in a ZA MUDRUDO special report on pig-disgusting culture Longbaugh had to be summarily treated every day on a wooden slab at his Indre Arna home to treat the traumatic effects caused by the ancient Nordic custom of playing nonstop house techno from dusk until dawn. He was one of a handful of MPs who travelled with government staff while in Norway. During the war, per suggestion or request, Longbaugh allowed Nords in his staff to mask themselves when appearing in public with him to protect their identity from Norwegian revolutionaries and terrorists. He sold the cottage when he departed to Pakistan.
After a month out of Parliament, due to Polish occupation of every British region but London on election day, Longbaugh won his third term in the House of Commons; this time winning in East Midlands as a member of the re-established RFA.
On Day 1,031 Longbaugh moved to Pakistan to help rebuild the Glorious Empire with the 3rd generation of Dioists in Stone Ocean, the fourth incarnation of /v/.
Electoral History in the United Kingdom
March 2010 Election (London)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
coram_boy | 126 (elected) | 19.8% | |
GLaDOS | 108 (elected) | 17.1% | |
bowen199 | 54 (elected) | 8.5% | |
John Bartlett | 52 (elected) | 8.2% | |
Skalg von Tuari | 48 (elected) | 7.5% | |
Raziel Darkheart | 45 (elected) | 7.1% | |
Lemuel Gengulfus | 39 (elected) | 6.1% | |
Alex Lawrence | 35 | 5.5% | |
Gabriel McCook | 30 | 4.7% | |
Longbaugh | 27 | 4.2% | |
George Norfolk | 25 | 3.9% | |
Anaxima | 21 | 3.3% | |
Jack Jockson | 14 | 2.2% | |
Wes Carroll | 7 | 1.1% | |
treehugsfriends | 5 | 0.8% |
April 2010 Election (West Midlands)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Longbaugh | 7 (elected) | 25.9% | |
Margaret H Thatcher | 7 (elected) | 25.9% | |
Skillz88 | 7 (elected) | 25.9% | |
Matt Smidley | 4 | 14.8% | |
Bob the terrorist | 2 | 7.4% |
May 2010 Re-Election (West Midlands)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
John Forseti | 6 (elected) | 35.3% | |
Longbaugh | 4 (elected) | 23.5% | |
Jimmy Cricket | 4 (elected) | 23.5% | |
awesommmez | 2 | 11.8% | |
Margaret H Thatcher | 1 | 5.9% |
July 2010 Election (East Midlands)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Longbaugh | 5 (elected) | 26.3% | |
Dendodge | 4 (elected) | 21% | |
James Woosh | 4 (elected) | 21% | |
Draaglom | 3 | 15.8% | |
Tom Phillips | 1 | 5.3% | |
Dan/naD Wilshire | 1 | 5.3% | |
Pineapple64 | 1 | 5.3% |
August 2010 Re-Election (East Midlands)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Longbaugh | 3 (elected) | 18.5% | |
Anaxima | 2 (elected) | 12.5% | |
IndieKid | 2 (elected) | 12.5% | |
Margaret H Thatcher | 2 (elected) | 12.5% | |
Valorum | 2 (elected) | 12.5% | |
Lord Matthew Russell | 2 (elected) | 12.5% | |
DuffelBag | 2 (elected) | 12.5% | |
Paul Lawrence Grundy | 1 | 6.5% |
Pakistan
“ There is no god but Dio, and Falcon is his prophet. ” | |
(Ancient Pakistani proverb)
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On day 1,031 a group of Dioists from the United States began organizing a repatriation movement back to the Glorious Empire of Pakistan. Upon learning of this Longbaugh answered the worldwide call to return to his spiritual homeland, regardless of the movement's American origins. Led by Max McFarland 2 one of the richest men in the New World, they called themselves The Exodus.
It was during The Exodus that Pakistan expanded its borders into India for crimes ancient but unforgotten by Dioists. At the height of the operation, the Glorious Empire occupied nearly all of India. Longbaugh was serving as a kongressman in Sindh at the outset of the war and branched out to run in both of the occupied regions of Maharashtra and Andhra Pradesh.
After three months the call to come home was sent out, and Indian forces began to retake their lands. Eventually, they pushed beyond their own reconquered borders and further into Pakistan. Indian president Swathikrishnan, for reasons left largely a mystery, decided to leave the region of Sindh alone. Pakistan would once again be reduced to a singular region surrounded by occupation and chaos.
It was then that Longbaugh, having long ago relinquished his desire to be American, decided not to head back with his fellow Dioists. He decided instead that his call was to stay. So, on Christmas Eve of 2010 (day 1,131), after most of the remaining Dioists had returned home, Longbaugh retreated deep into the Kirthar Mountains north of Karachi where he had been constructing a fortress embedded inside a mountain. A few weeks later he received word that Max McFarland 2 had died. The shocking news drove Longbaugh into deep meditation and there, in the heart of the Glorious Empire that has risen and fallen with the sands of time, he would self-sustain and live off the land until he was ready to return to the New World.
It wouldn't be until nearly two years later on day 1,798 that Longbaugh would return from his long sabbatical. He had re-emerged from the holy mountains having shed his previous form and grown a new one—slimmer, stronger, and ready to fight. After gathering necessary possessions and sealing the door to his fortress of solitude, Longbaugh walked the 53-mile journey south to Karachi, where he would board a commercial jet bound for the land of his birth: the United States of America.
2013 would see Longbaugh return to his adopted homeland once again, in late December, when he would arrive in the thick of an ongoing campaign to regain control of regions conquered by the Chinese. Upon his arrival at Benazir Bhutto International Airport he was asked by reporters why he decided to come back to Pakistan. He answered simply, "I felt like that old feeling of homeliness was long overdue for me, and it was time to come home again," before politely entering his limousine and heading to the outfitted and fortified Shahi Qila complex in Old City Lahore.
In early 2014 Longbaugh became one of the first 50 citizens of Pakistan to achieve 10 Freedom Fighter medals. Additionally, he ranked in the top 50 of Pakistanis during the 2014 National Shield Competition.
Electoral History in Pakistan
September 2010 Election (Sindh)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Devon Donaldson | 3 (elected) | 13% | |
bozli | 3 (elected) | 13% | |
Max McFarland 2 | 2 (elected) | 8% | |
Longbaugh | 2 (elected) | 8% | |
kotekzot jr | 2 (elected) | 8% | |
hands.of.law | 2 (elected) | 8% | |
Farooq e Azam | 2 (elected) | 8% | |
Joshua Patterson | 1 (elected) | 4% | |
Anom | 1 (elected) | 4% | |
Tahir Awan | 1 | 4% | |
Dr. Padro | 1 | 4% | |
Farhat Bano | 1 | 4% | |
JonathanJoestar | 1 | 4% | |
ahmad0055 | 1 | 4% | |
Foqi Must | 1 | 4% |
October 2010 Election (Maharashtra)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Longbaugh | 2 (elected) | 50% | |
bozli | 1 (elected) | 25% | |
ishaqueghani | 1 | 25% |
November 2010 Election (Andhra Pradesh)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Captain Briggs | 2 (elected) | %66.7 | |
Longbaugh | 1 (elected) | %33.3 |
United States
In October of 2012, after a 22-month sabbatical in the Kirthar Mountains of Pakistan Longbaugh left his mountain fortress and moved back to the United States—to Dallas, the city of his birth. Four days later he was once again granted his citizenship, becoming an American again after over three years abroad. Upon his, return he was delighted to find that some old Dioists had formed a political refuge party, Stardust Crusaders USA, in the grand tradition of God-Emperor Dio Brando and High Priest AgentChieftain.
After a few weeks of readjustment Longbaugh became a member of the United States Workers Party to help quell the ongoing political takeover by the infamous domestic terrorist Ronald Gipper Reagan, who had been bringing in Serbian infiltrators to boost his political party to #1 in the United States in terms of membership. However, due to unifying efforts from the other 4 major parties the AFA, despite its numbers, failed to win the White House. In December of 2012 Longbaugh accepted an official position in party president Fhaemita Malodorous' cabinet as councillor to manage member recruitment in an effort to grow the USWP and help quell the AFA invasion. He would be succeeded by ligtreb under party president Artela.
On day 1,862 Longbaugh was elected to the 61st United States Congress on the USWP ticket. It would mark the first time he had held an official position in the United States government since June of 2009.
After months of working and fighting for America abroad Longbaugh grew weary over the dissolution of the game itself and decided that it was time to return to Pakistan to help build the legend of Dio. He left his fortified compound in Dallas and flew to Pakistan. He primarily worked and fought in Pakistan, voting on occasion but never getting directly involved in any government capacity. On day 2,333 Longbaugh once again moved back to the United States after becoming a God of War and once again retreated into his private life until day 2,731 when he descended from Reunion Tower.
Upon his re-emergence Longbaugh relocated across the Pacific Ocean to American-occupied P'yŏngyang—moving into a titanium alloy-fortified bunker he had built beneath the old Juche Tower in the center of the city. Longbaugh likes towers.
On day 3,356 Longbaugh was officially re-elected to Congress after a 1,462 day absence.
Electoral History in the United States
May 2009 Election (Hawaii)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Longbaugh | 8 (elected) | 30% | |
Crut | 6 | 22% | |
changewillcome | 6 | 22% | |
Resce | 4 | 15% | |
Aaron Webb | 3 | 11% |
June 2009 Re-Election (Hawaii)
Candidate | Party | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
James Harding | 13 (elected) | 52% | |
Longbaugh | 12 | 48% |
November 2012 Election (National)
Party | Name | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
American Freedom Alliance | 890 | 33% | |
American Military Party | 674 | 25% | |
Federalist Party | 455 | 17% | |
United States Workers Party | 418 (unelected) | 15% | |
We The People | 260 | 9% |
December 2012 Election (National)
Party | Name | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
American Freedom Alliance | 811 | 34% | |
American Military Party | 478 | 20% | |
Federalist Party | 416 | 18% | |
We The People | 367 | 15% | |
United States Workers Party | 303 (elected) | 13% |
January 2013 Re-Election (National)
Party | Name | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
American Freedom Alliance | 761 | 34% | |
Federalist Party | 492 | 22% | |
American Military Party | 392 | 17% | |
We The People | 323 | 14% | |
United States Workers Party | 296 (elected) | 13% |
December 2016 Election (National)
Party | Name | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Federalist Party | 115 | 31% | |
United States Workers Party | 88 | 23% (unelected) | |
Socialist Freedom Party | 74 | 20% | |
Black Sheep Party | 54 | 14% | |
We The People | 45 | 12% |
January 2017 Election (National)
Party | Name | Votes | Pct. |
---|---|---|---|
Federalist Party | 119 | 29% | |
United States Workers Party | 99 | 25% (elected) | |
Socialist Freedom Party | 81 | 20% | |
Black Sheep Party | 58 | 14% | |
We The People | 48 | 12% |
Military History
“ My flanks are something for the enemy to worry about, not me. Before he finds out where my flanks are I'll be cutting the bastard's throat. ” | |
Until 2012 Longbaugh considered himself to have never been formally involved with the United States Armed Forces. He claims that the U.S. Army never officially recognized him as a soldier when he was young, and that they forced him to pay for his own weapons and moving tickets every time he fought. When he lived in Indonesia, after leaving the United States, he also was never an official member of the military (having never bothered to enlist).
When Longbaugh moved back to Ireland in November of 2009 he enlisted in the Irish Defence Forces, serving in the Leinster Rangers division. Upon reaching the field marshal threshold, he was transferred to Na Fianna.
British Armed Forces
After moving to the UK in February of 2010 Longbaugh immediately enlisted in the military, serving in the Royal Parachute Regiment; the tanking division of the British armed forces. Upon the merger of the Royal Parachute Regiment with the Royal Marines (into the Special Forces Support Group), Longbaugh was transferred to Task Force 41, A Company.
The entire British military was reorganized on April 21, 2010 as part of the national preparation for eRepublik Rising. Longbaugh was subsequently transferred to 23 SAS; the helicopter division of the Special Air Service.
- Royal Parachute Regiment (Rank: Paratrooper)
- Special Forces Support Group (Rank: Corporal)
- Special Air Service (Rank: Sergeant)
- Royal Parachute Regiment Service (More than a month of service in the RPR, from 2/16 - 3/18/10)
- Special Forces Support Group Service (More than a month of military service in the SFSG, from 3/19 - 4/18/10)
- Special Air Service Service (More than a month of military service in the SAS, from 4/21 - 5/21/10)
- Great British Campaign (EDEN Invasion of the United Kingdom)
- Belgian Independence Campaign (Brussels Rebellion)
- Western European Campaign (Spanish Invasion of France)
- Ulster Campaign (Northern Ireland Resistance War)
- Amazon Campaign (Peru-Brazil War)
- Nordic Campaign (British Invasion of Norway)
United States Armed Forces
Upon his return to the United States in October of 2012 Longbaugh was drafted into the Top Gun military unit commanded by Publius himself. He was immediately assigned to the 3rd regiment to assist in repelling Austrian resistance efforts in occupied Carinthia.
On day 1,808 Longbaugh was awarded his first Battle Hero medal for dealing 1,442,320 points worth of damage in the French effort to conquer Aosta Valley from the Republic of Macedonia. He proceeded to fight at least 70 times per day and increased his rank from a one-star Lieutenant Colonel to a two-star Field Marshal in just over a month since returning. On day 1,839 he was fully admitted into the privately-funded Easy Company, the largest military unit in the United States. However, his stint in EZC wouldn't last long as he would be granted a special exemption to be admitted into the Ultramarines commanded by Grand Duchess Artela.
On day 1,850 Longbaugh broke the 2 million battle damage mark for the first time, successfully defending occupied Northern Taiwan from the Taiwanese resistance force. On Day 1,961 he broke the 4 million damage mark for the first time in the unsuccessful retention of Northern Taiwan; acquiring his first Division III Battle Hero medal. Though he still works for the Ultramarines, Longbaugh took a leave of absence from the more familiar American life beginning in early February of 2013—holing himself up in his sky tower in Dallas where he continued to train every day. When Mexico launched an invasion of Texas from their Northwest region Longbaugh descended from his fortress with his own personal stockpile and won his second Division III Battle Hero medal in the successful repulsion of the Mexican army.
During the legendary worldwide battle bullrush of Day 2,000 Longbaugh travelled across three continents to achieve his third Mercenary medal in the Dutch revolt against occupying Polish forces in the Western Netherlands. On day 2,038 he raised the bar yet again by dropping a personal Division II record 9,293,041 damage points defending his native Texas against invading Thai forces. He would later top this by over 7 million while defending the American occupation of Cork against native Ireland.
He achieved his 30th Battle Hero medal on the 9th anniversary of the birth of the New World (day 3,288). Exactly two weeks later, on day 3,302, Longbaugh used the T.R.U.M.P. weapon against Indonesia to successfully take back Hawaii. He was challenged and heavily goaded by Henrasimus the Great, a legionnaire from Latvia, but nonetheless managed to drop a new personal record of 146,871,189 damage in the battle. In addition, he won his 15th True Patriot medal and his 31st Battle Hero medal.
The Lowdown
Longbaugh is an avid baseball and football fan—his favorite teams being the Texas Rangers and the Dallas Cowboys, respectively.
Though he maintains his old home base of operations in the fortified decks of Reunion Tower in downtown Dallas, Texas, he also owns the old Habib Bank Plaza in Karachi; having been retrofitted to his personal and tactical specifications. His legal residence is in Kentucky, however, his permanent home base of operations is his fortress retreat in the southern Kirthar Mountains of Balochistan.