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Kuhaa

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National rank 16
Level 21
Politics
Congressman of Finland
25 January 2009 – 6 April 2009
25 September 2009 – Present
Congressman of Japan
25 April 2009 – 25 May 2009
Minister of Immigration of Finland
6 March 2009 – 5 April 2009
Minister of Education of Finland
6 March 2009 – 5 April 2009
Succeded by Okkius Pyromanius
6 August 2009 – 5 September 2009
Preceded by Okkius Pyromanius
Succeded by Mokkero
6 October 2009 – 6 November 2009
Preceded by Mokkero
Party President of Liberaali Edistyspuolue
15 March 2009 – 6 April 2009
Preceded by Erwin Schauman
Succeded by Engram
President of Finland
6 November 2009 – Present
Preceded by Urokhtor
Society
Political party Liberaali Edistyspuolue
Nationality Finland
Date of birth 1 September 2008, day 286
Sex Male
Residence Aland, Finland
Military
Military Rank  Field Marshall

Kuhaa, originally born to Finland, is an ex-politician, a soldier and a world citizen. He was given birth in the New World on a September afternoon, during the Great Rush when hundreds of Finnish players joined the game due to successful recruiting campaign on major Finnish discussion boards.

Contents

First steps under the Norwegian flag

Kuhaa quickly found himself from the streets of Helsinki, capital of Southern Finland, that was now under the Norwegian rule. Trying to get a hold of his life he found himself a job, started training his strength and joined Finnish party Sovereign Finland, that played a major role in liberating Finland.

During his first weeks in the New World, Kuhaa was not very active citizen. He knew what was going on but did nothing else than just work, train and occasionally read a newspaper, the usual stuff. He worked hard to maintain his wellness and stayed loyal to his first employer, Finnish weapon company Ase-Jee, even when the war module was shut down in the preparations of moving to V1 and no one was buying weapons.

V1 and the liberation of Finland

Norway got Finnish president, when Sovereign Finland's candidate inunova got enormous number of votes. This was interesting time for Kuhaa, because recruiting new players was paying off - something was happening. Negotiations about giving Finland its own regions back started and Kuhaa felt himself important being a part of this "bigger picture."

After V1 arrived all life seemed to disappear for a while
Kuhaa and a group of other soldiers
V1 was a shock. Warm and happy world of Beta changed to cold and strange white and blueish~ scenery, and the whole world-structure seemed to change. Life was somehow stiffer than before, and people started to get sick (with modern technology researchers have been able to determine that the biggest cause of death during early days of V1 was a disease called Trivia). Many citizens all over the New World either died or moved back to the mysterious land of Real Life. Kuhaa decided to continue his life despite this change. He figured time would heal all the wounds and eventually it did.

Finally the first resistance war started, and Eastern Finland was the first region to get to rise a Finnish flag up high. With the co-operation of Norwegian government and ATLANTIS, on the 12th of December, Finland was completely liberated and Kuhaa among many others started to build their new homeland.

Kuhaa joined the newly found party Liberaali Edistyspuolue soon after it was founded and immediately found his place to be. He did not know it back then, but he would achieve lot in that party. However during that time Kuhaa was not about to achieve anything, he just wanted to work and train and enjoy the freedom of his country.

Kuhaa tries his wings at politics

After the liberation of Finland Kuhaa started to participate more in the developing of Finland. He joined various gentlemen's discussion groups, talked with people in bars and started attending Congress's plenary sessions. He made connections and started speaking his opinion out loud instead of sitting in a corner. He developed a desire to leave his mark to Finland and wanted to help his homeland more than just working and training would do.

25th of January 2009 was a big day. Kuhaa was running for congress in Aland from his party Liberaali Edistyspuolue and got elected, though only with few votes. He somehow managed his first term as a congressman and decided to run again. This time running from Eastern Finland Kuhaa gained a fair number of votes and started working.

In the beginning of his second term Kuhaa took the task of writing down descriptions of duties of congressmen, Finland's different ministers and a president, with the kind help of Okkius Pyromanius and Erwin Schauman. It also worked as a guide for new congressmen or anyone with general interest of how things are done in Finnish congress.

Kuhaa's second term was a big success. Working hard and debating on practically every proposal he was claimed to be the most active congress member that term, alongside with Gabriel Lavanche, Engram and Okkius Pyromanius.[1]

Being a congressman, minister and party president at a same time kept Kuhaa busy
His activity during congress term 02/09 had been noticed, as Kuhaa was contacted by Okkius Pyromanius, who was going to be LEP's presidental candidate. He asked if Kuhaa would be interested to be nominated a Minister of Education and Immigration if Okkius was to be elected. When Okkius was elected Finland's president in a tight race between him and Engram on 6th of March, Kuhaa had already worked a massive four-part guide for new players, that was to be published in a help-section in Finland's official forum.[2] As a Minister of Immigration Kuhaa organized a recruiting campaign that was not a big success because most big forums were already familiar with the New World.

During his third congressional term Kuhaa was elected LEP's party president and he was working three(if Minister of Education and Immigration are counted as one, otherwise four) position at the same time. Kuhaa hopes he managed to improve Finland's condition at some level while being a politician there.

Trips to far away and back

Kuhaa has spent few longer periods of time abroad with practically no connections to the country he's officially the citizen of - the reason why he likes to refer to himself as a world citizen when asked his country. The reason why Japan is under this section is because Kuhaa went back to Finland for a short time and he considers himself always at least a "half-Finn" no matter what country he serves.

Romania

Before continuing his journey through the New World to Japan(read the next chapter) Kuhaa spent a fair amount of time working and fighting in Romania. This was because he had lived for so long in Finland without fighting(well, maybe in a bar brawls) and he wanted to enjoy foreign cultures. This was easy in Romania as during that time it had people from many different nationalities living inside its borders.

Japan

In Japan Kuhaa used to meditate in his garden exploring the true nature of his reality
After president elections of April 2009, Kuhaa and a group of experienced Finnish players decided to leave Finland and move to Japan as they thought they had only a little left to give to Finland. Seeing Japan's potential of growing a big nation they decided to settle and participate in everyday life there.

After a month working as a congress member in Japan Kuhaa decided to visit Finland and fight in a war against Latvia, where Finland fought its way to Zemgale, and got itself a high grain region. Kuhaa decided to stay in Finland for a while, enjoying a high quality time in his summer cottage, translating a database about the New World for future Finnish generations to benefit from.[3] He said it's a good way to recall his days as a Minister of Education and Immigration.

Hungary

After spending some time in Finland writing dictionaries and composing Finnish folk music Kuhaa received a message from Japan, where all the JIA Elite members were encouraged to spend few weeks abroad training and thus gaining experience and higher military rank. Kuhaa decided to settle in Hungary because of its high salaries and many active wars. He traveled to Hungary by train, making a short visit to Lithuania because it was impossible to move straight to Hungary from Finland. After arriving to Hungary and risking his life on the battlefields he was eventually promoted a General.

Spain

After training his military skills in Hungary Kuhaa decided to leave Japan. The biggest reason for this decision was he hadn't been in contact with Japan during his training period in Hungary(although the idea came from JIA) and no longer considered himself as a citizen of Japan. Again he made a very quick visit to Finland and decided to settle in the warmth of Madrid, Spain.

Kuhaa and Finland reunited

Some higher force slowly started drawing Kuhaa back to Finland. After exploring parts of the eWorld - some overcrowded, some featuring breathtaking nature sceneries and even some with indescribably strange society structures - he started longing for quiet and peaceful Finland.

Nopean Toiminnan Joukot

Kuhaa during his first military operation
On the 10th of July 2009 Kuhaa was sunbathing on his mansion's terrace in Spain when he received a phone call. A familiar voice told him some good news. Finland's Minister of Defense Okkius Pyromanius told Kuhaa that the application for Nopean Toiminnan Joukot(Finnish Rapid Reaction Force) he had filed while visiting Finland had been accepted and he would be welcome to join the notorious group of Finnish elite soldiers fighting under the Finnish flag for the justice in the world. This way Kuhaa had again formed close ties with Finland despite the fact he lived and worked in abroad. He finally knew where his real home was.

He was given his uniform and identification tag, and placed in a group Wolverine. Kuhaa was thrilled by the fact he could once more serve his fatherland, just in a different way this time. He would wear his uniform with pride and be part of organization that would defend Finland and it's allies with all costs, seeing exotic places and gathering respectful gazes from local people when they would return from the battlefield. This was the romantic image Kuhaa had about being part of well-organized military troop. His comrades-in-arms however told him they would sleep in the most dirty holes, eat only food thrown away by the locals(if they could find anything) and travel in shipping containers. This was said to inure soldiers.

Mere days after his affiliation to NTJ Kuhaa was promoted to team Wolf.

Back on the leash

After Kuhaa had enjoyed his life in the warmth of Spain he was contacted by his long-term colleague and partner Gabriel Lavanche who asked if Kuhaa would be willing to return to Finnish politics as his Minister of Education. On the 624th day of the New World Lavanche won Finland's presidential elections with amazing amount of votes and Kuhaa moved back to Aland to serve in Finnish government during Lavanches presidential term.

Kuhaa started working on updating the "political guidelines" he had completed when serving as a Minister of Education last time. Although he had been without any proper contact to Finland for so long, he didn't hesitate coming back as he knew he would have professional and trustworthy people he knew working with him. As Kuhaa had spent last few months battling abroad he felt good to return to Finland's peace, though he continued serving in the Nopean Toiminnan Joukot.

During the term Kuhaa conducted an enormous job writing down the complete history of Finland from it's very first days up until Lavanche's presidential term. This task exhausted him but he was very pleased to have been able to once again contribute to Finnish cultural heritage. His military career was also doing well: following NTJ's structure renewal Kuhaa was promoted to team Bear.

Although the same day Kuhaa was promoted, the Day 632 of the New World was a sad day as Kuhaa among many others lost a long-time friend. Okkius Pyromanius was found dead in his apartment in Aland with a note why he had to do what he did.[4] The people of Finland showed their grief by wearing black, that day no one dared to smile. Looking for comfort Kuhaa and nanton founded Okkius Pyromanius Memorial Org to honor his memory - anyone who knew Okkius and wants to show they feel sorry for the loss can show it by adding themselves as an organization's friend. Although the situation seemed totally hopeless, a small sparkle of hope lived among the people of Finland. Maybe Okkius would some day return from the dead?

Quick visit abroad

When Gabriel Lavanche's presidential term ended on 6th of September, Kuhaa decided to leave Finland for Romania to relax a bit. He resigned from NTJ and headed for Muntenia where he would train his military skills following his own schedule.

On the day 663 of the New World Kuhaa once again felt a great pain in his heart. Okkius had been dead for a whole month. That day he wore black to show his grief and longing, and so did many others. He decided to return to Finland, but first he wanted to honor Okkius's memory in one more way. Kuhaa traveled to Latvia where Okkius had once liberated a region. He didn't know why it felt right, but it just did. He arrived to Vidzeme and unloaded twentysomething shots in the air as a gesture of deep respect towards his late friend.

However when the bullets landed, they hit a truck loaded with explosion meant to use in a terrorist act against a small village near the Latvia's and Lithuania's border. Kuhaa of course claimed that was exactly what he had planned to do. For that he was promoted a Field Marshal and given a Battle Hero medal.[5]

Kuhaa returned to Finland and decided to return to politics as he felt he no longer had anything to accomplish as a soldier.

"Wheels on a bus go round and round..."

On September 2009 Kuhaa was elected a congress member of Southern Finland and so he started his fourth term as a member of Finnish congress. He felt very nostalgic and was eager to prove "he still got it", although he didn't aim to be as effective as he used to be as he was afraid that it would tire him. Few days after the elections, he was chosen to be Liberaali Edistyspuolue's representative in a eFinnish "Council of State" where one congress member from each congress party was given access to a certain area where they could discuss and vote on important "top secret" matters with the Government. After October's presidential elections, where Urokhtor became Finland's president, Kuhaa had to resign from the council as he was yet again asked to step up as Finland's Minister of Education.

Presidency

Somewhere during October, Kuhaa was asked to become Liberaali Edistyspuolue's presidential candidate. He was pleased of this honor, and started preparations. On 5th of November Kuhaa, supported by parties Liberaali Edistyspuolue, Pyhän Laupeuden Kaarti, Kansallinen Eliittipuolue and Nassen Posse gained 314 votes and became Finland's 13th President[6].

Miscellaneous

Here are listed small things about Kuhaa some people might care about.

Organizations and newspaper

Kuhaa currently manages two organizations: Kalifin Salakammio(Caliph's Hidden Chamber) that he uses as a storage and to gift himself, and Okkius Pyromanius Memorial Organization to honor his late companion. His newspaper World In a Nutshell(ex-Kuha-Sanomat, ex-Enlightenment) has so far published articles concerning Spain, Croatia, France, the UK, PEACE GC and Bacon in a humorous way.

Achievements

11x Hard Worker.
5x Congress member.
1x Country President.
1x Battle Hero.
3x Super Soldier.






Facts about Kuhaa

  • His name comes from a Finnish word "kuha" which means zander
  • He'd like to see eJamaica and eCannabis added to to game(for lulz ofc)
  • Kuhaa is very concerned about global warming in the New World
  • He secretly enjoys reading newspaper articles with funny pictures, especially those with lolcats
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